Ban Request - Jamison Oneal (ASJHKL asdf)

[Jeb]

Your byond account: stapler2025

Your character name: Jebediah Kerman

Their character name: Jamison Oneal

Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): ASJHKL asdf

Server and time: Sybil, ~4:30PM Mountain (round end probably 4:45 or so?)

Logs and/or screenshots: https://www.dropbox.com/s/l8mhilazx99wn ... 0pm%29.htm

Description of what happened: Round started with the HoS (Jamison Oneal) arresting Mugen Lloris, using a flashbang to achieve this. I was trying to speak with Mugen, however the HoS kept trying to whack me with his stunbaton, to which I was attempting to hit him with my briefcase in self defense (however, the logs never state that I hit him with it). He manages to stun me and arrests me for three minutes for absolutely nothing, meanwhile ignoring everything else that is happening on the station.

I called out over the radio for the Captain to demote him for being a fucking lunatic, to which he responds by coming back and arresting me..again. He then goes to his office and makes this announcement: "Head of Security's Desk announcement: ARE YOU ALL TEMPTING ME? WELL I HAVE BEEN TEMPTED. EMBRACE THE SHITCURITY, YOU'VE EARNED IT."

A short while later, while I'm still bucklecuffed to the bed, the Captain says over security radio: "Arthur Dent [Security] says, "sec arrest HOS"". After some yakedy saxing when someone emagged into the armory and looted it, Captain comes over the radio again and says "Arthur Dent [Security] says, "arrest HOS for treason"", followed by: "Arthur Dent [Security] says, "if you find HOS strip him and brig him"". Told him that the HoS was on the bridge, and got "Arthur Dent [Security] says, "bring his stuff to bridge"".

After this short interaction, he tried to forcefully take my ID to make me his "new shitcurity recruit" to which I refused. He was charging his egun, so I grabbed it while I had the chance to attempt to handcuff him and deliver him to the Captain, since the security officer next to him seemed to have been in on the entire thing, who stunned me. HoS removed my ID, and tossed me out of the brig.

"Jamison Oneal [Security] says, "Ramp up the shitcurity boys, we need it double time""

"Jebediah Kerman [Security] says, "Captain, would you please come to the damn brig""

"You shake Arthur Dent trying to get him up!
Arthur Dent stammers, "t-t-t-tratior-r H-HOS-S"
Jamison Oneal fires the energy gun!
Arthur Dent is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Jamison Oneal is trying to put handcuffs on Arthur Dent!
Jamison Oneal says, "Yes"
Arthur Dent stammers, "s-st-t-top-p-p"
Jebediah Kerman attempted to disarm Jamison Oneal!
Jamison Oneal fires the energy gun!
Jebediah Kerman is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Jamison Oneal fires the energy gun!
John Brown is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Jamison Oneal fires the energy gun!
Arthur Dent is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Macmillian McCool fires the taser gun!
Jamison Oneal is trying to put handcuffs on Arthur Dent!
Jebediah Kerman attempted to disarm Jamison Oneal!
ÿJamison Oneal is restraining Arthur Dent, you cannot push past
Macmillian McCool fires the taser gun!
Macmillian McCool fires the taser gun!
John Brown is hit by an electrode in the head!
John Brown stammers, "GET T-TH-HE HOS-S-S-S"
Arthur Dent exclaims, "stop!!!!"
Jebediah Kerman attempted to disarm Arthur Dent!
Jebediah Kerman has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
Jebediah Kerman has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
Jebediah Kerman has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
Jebediah Kerman has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
Jebediah Kerman says, "THE FUCKING HOS IS ARRESTING THE CAPTAIN AND BEATING ME"
John Brown says, "HOS IS A REBEL"
Jebediah Kerman has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
Jebediah Kerman has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
Macmillian McCool fires the taser gun point blank at John Brown!
John Brown has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
John Brown is hit by an electrode in the head!
Jebediah Kerman has been prodded with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal. Luckily it was off.
Jebediah Kerman has been prodded with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal. Luckily it was off.
ÿJamison Oneal has thrown the flashbang.
You put the station bounced radio into the satchel.
BANG
Your ears start to ring!
You put the laser pointer into the satchel.
John Brown has been struck in the left leg with the taser gun by Macmillian McCool!
John Brown is hit by an electrode in the head!
John Brown is hit by a laser in the head!
John Brown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (John Brown was a detective in this madness, he was killed by Macmillian in the wardens office)
Jebediah Kerman has been stunned with the stunbaton by Jamison Oneal!
Jamison Oneal is trying to put handcuffs on Jebediah Kerman!
Jebediah Kerman says, "AI THE HEAD OF SECURITY IS KILLING ME"
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "AI THE HEAD OF SECURITY IS KILLING ME"
Head of Security's Desk announcement: EMBRACE IT
Jamison Oneal puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Hirasawa Yui is hit by a laser in the head!
Macmillian McCool fires the laser gun!
Ulrich Von Ribbentrop is hit by a laser in the right arm!
Ol' Scruff tries to remove Arthur Dent's Arthur Dent's ID Card (Captain).
Jamison Oneal is trying to put handcuffs on Arthur Dent!
Jebediah Kerman says, "SECURITY KILLED THE CAPTAIN AND THE DETECTIVE"
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "SECURITY KILLED THE CAPTAIN AND THE DETECTIVE"
Jamison Oneal is trying to put handcuffs on Arthur Dent!
Jebediah Kerman says, "AND IM NEXT"
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "AND IM NEXT""

Yeah, I pulled the "scream that shitcurity is going to kill me" to try and prompt a response from the AI, move. Hate me.

"Jamison Oneal says, "Pff"
Mugen Lloris asks, "Why are you murdering the Captain?"
Jamison Oneal [145.9] says, "Pff"
Jamison Oneal says, "Fukken Mugen"
Arthur Dent gasps!
Mugen Lloris [145.9] asks, "Why are you murdering the Captain?"
ÿMugen Lloris has thrown the bike horn.
Jamison Oneal [145.9] says, "Fukken Mugen""

HoS deposited me in permabrig, knowing that the singularity was on its way north through the station. Permabrig lost power, I had no headset, PDA or Flashlight..or clothes for that matter, at which point I suicided.

I end the story with this:

"Head of Security's Desk announcement: I HOPED THE CREW LIKED SHITCURITY, BECAUSE THROUGH A COMBINATION OF AN UNDERSTAFFED SEC FORCE AND INTENSIVE GREYTIDING AMONG THE CREW, THEY MANAGED TO EARN IT."

Why they should be banned: For every single point listed above. It's a wall of text, however in my personal experiences, ASJHKL asdf is always a terrible player (personal opinion, mileage my vary). He was not an antag come round end, he was just trying to start shit with everyone.

[Hornygranny]

Fun fact: The briefcase is not a normal melee weapon. You can't hit someone with it unless they're below 50% HP, in which case it knocks them unconscious for a couple seconds.

I've read through the logs, and Jamison acted way outside the bounds of the rules for a non-antag. You're not allowed to mutiny with privately recruited goons for no reason just because you had some trouble with assistants. ASJHKL asdf can appeal his ban with an explanation if he can come up with one. General advice: If you're using the word "shitcurity" to describe your conduct even ironically, you probably need to think about your actions.