Sawrge the Video Game
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It looks like a clone of the original Postal game but without any of the humor.
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Is there such a thing as exploitation video games?
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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i was expecting a video game where you play as a 12 year old boy
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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nah sawrge is 9 remembermiggles wrote:i was expecting a video game where you play as a 12 year old boy
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Ahh. I can smell the controversy already.
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I really hope this flies under the media radar so the devs can't cash in on the controversy dollars.
i dont even know what the context for my signature was
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Edgy: The Videogame
Holy shit I think I would rather just play Postal again and again then be an unfunny edgy clone
Holy shit I think I would rather just play Postal again and again then be an unfunny edgy clone
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is it that deep in poland
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if u look at the dev team on their website they are legit some of the biggest nerds i've ever seen. well they look pretty normal but the fucking descriptions they have for each team member just screams "im a huge faggot pls pls fuck my ass".
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>Cargo pants
>Awful metal t-shirts
>Dumb-looking goatees and mohawks
>Picture's in black and white for no reason
Is there an edgelord bingo
>Awful metal t-shirts
>Dumb-looking goatees and mohawks
>Picture's in black and white for no reason
Is there an edgelord bingo
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Holy crap this Postal ripoff is trying to be 2edgy and make all the moms mad, it should be named "Mom Maddening".
If they would have real balls they'd make the Serial Killer Simulator.
If they would have real balls they'd make the Serial Killer Simulator.
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born in le wrong generationMaccus wrote:>Cargo pants
>Awful metal t-shirts
>Dumb-looking goatees and mohawks
>Picture's in black and white for no reason
Is there an edgelord bingo
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The people who made this game are going to do their best to make sure media see it, the whole purpose of making a game like this is because the fact that it's edgy and stupid means loads of people will talk about itExplosiveCrate wrote:I really hope this flies under the media radar so the devs can't cash in on the controversy dollars.
that and so they can say "le epic troll lul"
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Maccus wrote:That was legit uncomfortable to watch
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I think its more amusing that if you replaced the people with zombies or demons it would most likely have gotten a better reception, or at least not be as noticeable.
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I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird
so weird
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Because its totally the first game to do it.Jacquerel wrote:I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird
Either way, I'll wait and see how the game pans out, assuming its not banned everywhere before hand.
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>not banned everywhereSteelpoint wrote:Because its totally the first game to do it.Jacquerel wrote:I wonder why fewer people would care about a game where you indiscriminately murder unfeeling, murderous dead bodies than one where you indiscriminately murder regular, innocent civilians who are rendered to scream, cry, and beg for mercy as you do it
so weird
Either way, I'll wait and see how the game pans out, assuming its not banned everywhere before hand.
probs germany and 'straya
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It's already been said but the best bet for this uninspired looking piece of shit to make money is to shove it in the media's face so they whine about it, and a bunch of xXx HARDCORE LIBERAL GAMERS xXx buy it on the principal that censorship = bad.
God I hope someone says something like "gee why can't violent games like this ever have a FEMALE protagonist!" this is so MISOGYNIST
EDIT: Actually fuck someone should make a Postal pseudo sequel called PMS and it should feature a crazy ass STRONG WOMYN CHARACTER just being a raving lunatic and murdering everything.
God I hope someone says something like "gee why can't violent games like this ever have a FEMALE protagonist!" this is so MISOGYNIST
EDIT: Actually fuck someone should make a Postal pseudo sequel called PMS and it should feature a crazy ass STRONG WOMYN CHARACTER just being a raving lunatic and murdering everything.
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damn i had that same dark funeral t-shirt 3 yrs ago i sold it though
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That was so over the top edgy I half expected the video to go "HAH! Fooled you!" and then show some scenes of a game about helping people and doing charity in a bright and happy world
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HERE YE HERE YE, MURDERBONERS ONE AND ALL I PRESENT TO YOU THE GOTY
Yeah the game is really senseless violence but hatred straight up reminds of the movie Rampage. It's coming out early next year but looks like a fun good. I'm wagering it'll have a low replay value and maybe be a 4 - 10 hour game but to those who likes getting their murderdick on this be the game for you.
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Yeah the game is really senseless violence but hatred straight up reminds of the movie Rampage. It's coming out early next year but looks like a fun good. I'm wagering it'll have a low replay value and maybe be a 4 - 10 hour game but to those who likes getting their murderdick on this be the game for you.
[youtube]NcIsEcZQrLc[/youtube]
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this game would've worked so much better if it was black humour, this just looks like so much edge that you can't handle the disk without cutting yourself
I'm still hoping that the devs will pull a twist and it is black humour after all
I'm still hoping that the devs will pull a twist and it is black humour after all
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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I like it.
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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DrPillzRedux wrote:I like shit.
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Coming from the guy with a P2 avatar, literally the worst purse owner game. Shit even 4 was better.
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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You wanna see edgy? This is edgy.
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thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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its not very humble to advertise your own videos
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Okay now I have to admit that I'm actually starting to look forward to this:
[youtube]Pa8sQb9nb7w[/youtube]
It's so fucking edgy it's become hilarious and the gameplay actually looks fun. Destructable environments. Flamethrowers. Getting the high score while the you get the high score.
Am I just fucking retarded or is this actually starting to look like something worth buying?
This game is pure fingerless gloves and chainlink necklaces. JNCO jeans and ICP albums.
[youtube]Pa8sQb9nb7w[/youtube]
It's so fucking edgy it's become hilarious and the gameplay actually looks fun. Destructable environments. Flamethrowers. Getting the high score while the you get the high score.
Am I just fucking retarded or is this actually starting to look like something worth buying?
This game is pure fingerless gloves and chainlink necklaces. JNCO jeans and ICP albums.
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Right? I thought the game was making fun of itself in the first trailer but it looks like the developers want the protagonist to be taken seriously. I can't tell if it's too self-aware or not enough.Ricotez wrote:this game would've worked so much better if it was black humour
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So is this still in dev or?
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Is it clear whether the game is trying to be funny or serious yet?
i dont even know what the context for my signature was
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I feel like I might get tracked down and harassed by soccer moms irl for playing this on steam. Like I'll be put on a special list or something.
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It might be seeking humour in audacity, playing the dark-and-edginess so straight that it becomes hilarious. Would be even better if it's unintentional.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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it still looks disgustingly morbid to me
now its just disgustingly morbid, but you also have EXPLOSION PHYSICS!!
now its just disgustingly morbid, but you also have EXPLOSION PHYSICS!!
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Don't worry. You're already on The List.Sum Ting Wong wrote:I feel like I might get tracked down and harassed by soccer moms irl for playing this on steam. Like I'll be put on a special list or something.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
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I knew my shitposting would come back to bite me in the ass one day.Drynwyn wrote: Don't worry. You're already on The List.
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This game is like a "what if" where a bunch of antisocial high school fedoras were suddenly given programming knowledge and enough money to make their dumb deviant art poetry and trapper keeper scribblings into a real video game.
I'm surprised it doesn't have more BRUTAL METAL and HAIL SATAN 666 bullshit in it.
I think it's a great joke because it's not a joke. If it was intentionally this stupid I wouldn't want to play it. I want to play it and laugh at the idea that someone is supposed to take this seriously, that someone made this and thought people would identify with it.
I'm genuinely curious how stupid this can get. How deep does this shithole run?
Like levels. What notes will they hit?
Old Folks Home?
The White House?
Post Office?
Surf Boards?
Shopping Mall?
High School?
The Sewers?
Will you get to commit suicide and go to hell for the final level like Columbine RPG?
I'm surprised it doesn't have more BRUTAL METAL and HAIL SATAN 666 bullshit in it.
I think it's a great joke because it's not a joke. If it was intentionally this stupid I wouldn't want to play it. I want to play it and laugh at the idea that someone is supposed to take this seriously, that someone made this and thought people would identify with it.
I'm genuinely curious how stupid this can get. How deep does this shithole run?
Like levels. What notes will they hit?
Old Folks Home?
The White House?
Post Office?
Surf Boards?
Shopping Mall?
High School?
The Sewers?
Will you get to commit suicide and go to hell for the final level like Columbine RPG?
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actually the devs intend for this to be the end goal after completing the game by doing it in real lifeAn0n3 wrote:Will you get to commit suicide and go to hell for the final level like Columbine RPG?
its genius really
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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