I wrote up a jobban request too but here's somebody else's so I'll put it here
Approximately 3:00 PM EST, November 10.
Early in the round, there's a commotion in medbay. Apparently a security guard came in and decided to taze and search the CMO. I was not there for the actual arrest, so I don't know why, but based on the words of the medics I'd say it was random or that these two players had some grudge - I remember someone saying "I think he has it out for her" (referring to the security guard, Chane Laforet) when some folks were talking about why the CMO was arrested.
Anyway, cut to the part I did see. Chane is dragging the CMO through the halls and beating her with the stunstick on harm occasionally. When they get to the brig, he buckles her into the bed and says she stole something. I ask him repeatedly what she stole. Someone says 'nothing, apparently', having searched her. Chane harmbatons her some more at some point in this exchange but I forget exactly when. I leave, feeling it's not my place to worry about whether sec is doing its job properly - that'd be the HoS. After a while I glance back in and Chane has been arrested and placed in a cell and the CMO is free, getting her stuff back.
I have logs of none of this because of BYOND's text field limit, but the staff team does.
Jump forward to the part where I do have logs, of things that produce text anyway.
[Security] Kairan Swaggington hisses, "s-s-s-ss. Temple s-s-s-sset for arres-s-s-sst"
[Security] Luke Cox asks, "Should we apprehend Misted Bait?"
[Security] Mckenna Fraser says, "Yes, and Shirley Temple. Search and question both."
[Security] Chane Laforet says, "Yes."
[Security] Chane Laforet says, "Permabrig them."
[Security] Mckenna Fraser says, "What... no, not necessarily a permabrig"
[Security] Hope Semenovski says, "We need further evidence for that
[Security] Vera Grechko says, "Between that and beating prisoners Chane is lookin' real shitcurity."
[Security] Mekhi Anderson says, "Chane, better stop"
[Security] Chane Laforet says, "You dare talk like that to me, chauvinist swine? I'll have you know I was recently promoted by the HOS herself."
[Security] Chane Laforet says, "HOS, you whore, get over to the HOP line and confirm my promotion."
[Security] Mekhi Anderson says, "I doubt the hos approves of your shit."
[Security] Derrick Cobb says, "Do not confirm promotions for Chane, please."
[Security] Vera Grechko says, "Seconding that."
[Security] Mekhi Anderson says, "HoS you can't be serious."
[Security] Mckenna Fraser says, "I am gay"
[Security] Luke Cox asks, "HoS, is this true?"
[Security] Hope Semenovski says, "Hes promoted to investigate criminal areas, so he needs access"
[Security] Vera Grechko asks, "Why is Chane in full riot gear?"
[Security] Chane Laforet says, "The HOS gave it to me."
[Security] Mekhi Anderson says, "HoS what the fuck are you doing passing out armory shit"
[Security] Hope Semenovski says, "He needed it for his mission. Its a one man job where he stake his life guys"
Time-forward. I spot Chane in the halls with an injured medic. Chane is standing over her with a stun baton.
Molly Prechtl stammers, "Ow-w!"
Chane Laforet tries to remove Molly Prechtl's medical satchel.
Chane Laforet puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.
Molly Prechtl exclaims, "What did I do!"
Mckenna Fraser (this is me) says, "Why are you arresting her"
(he says nothing and pulls her away)
You fire the pulse rifle!
Chane Laforet is hit by a bullet in the head!
Mckenna Fraser is trying to put handcuffs on Chane Laforet!
(I pull him toward the brig)
[Common] Chane Laforet exclaims, "DETECTIVE IS ROGUE!"
(again) [Common] Chane Laforet exclaims, "DETECTIVE IS ROGUE!"
[Common] Mckenna Fraser says, "Shut up"
[Common] Mckenna Fraser says, "You fucktard"
[Common] Chane Laforet exclaims, "DETECTIVE JUST FUCKIN' SHOT ME!"
(We arrive at the brig and I explain that happened to the warden, I'll save the logs as you just read what happened)
(I'm now stripping Chane in a cell and the HoS shows up, also BlessedHeretic PMs me)
Chane Laforet exclaims, "I STUNNED THEM FOR FLEEING ARREST AND REFUSING TO BE SEARCHED!"
Chane Laforet exclaims, "DETECTIVE!"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: Hey I got a question for you if you have the time.
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PM to-Admins: sure
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: Why exactly did you just arrest a security guard for searching people during code blue?
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(as we're speaking, the HoS uncuffs Chane and gives him his things back)
PM to-Admins: because he did this same thing to the CMO and was earlier advocating that we permabrig two people for funzies
PM to-Admins: he's going around searching random people and brigging them when they go 'uh hey don't do that randomly ok'
PM to-Admins: also appears to be metafriends with the HoS who promoted him for no reason while the entire sec team complained
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: Code blue is literally search people at will mode, arresting an officer for doing their job is kind of shit. If he had tried to cuff and drag people to sec for no reason i'd see a problem though.
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(while we're talking, Chane walks over to me with a riot shotgun out and I stun him with my revolver then go hide in a locker at escape)
You fire the pulse rifle!
Chane Laforet is hit by a bullet in the head!
PM to-Admins: uh that's what he was doing
PM to-Admins: he was arresting random people for 'refusing a search' because they moved during it
PM to-Admins: the cmo experienced this, ask her
PM to-Admins: do you mind giving me the ooc names of the HOS and Chane
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: At round end maybe. Currently due to investigation i'd rather remain unbaised with rumors.
Click on the administrator's name to reply. (What the fuck does this mean)
PM to-Admins: what
PM to-Admins: this has nothing to do with ic in ooc, it's a simple request
PM to-Admins: do you have some ulterior motive for refusing it
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: Asking sticky if i'm even allowed to do it.
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-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: ADMIN: Stickymayhem/(Jack Steiner) (JMP): Absolutely not
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PM to-Admins: will somebody who isn't blessedheretic please give me the ooc names of Chane Laforet and Hope Semenovski
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: What reason would you need them for?
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PM to-Admins: i want to make a metagaming report
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: So a ban request, correct?
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PM to-Admins: i don't know
PM to-Admins: i'd just like to document the happenings of this round for the communtiy to see
PM to-Admins: if it ends in a ban that's cool too
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: Here is a place to complain about it
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=20
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PM to-Admins: i didn't ask for that
PM to-Admins: i want the names of the two dudes metagaming
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: Well if you make a request I can give you those names
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PM to-Admins: why do you need me to make a request first
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: Im not saying I want you to make a request first, I am just saying that is the place to do it
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PM to-Admins: i am asking you for something very simple
PM to-Admins: not advice
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: You are going to make a request with the use of these names right?
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PM to-Admins: i just want the names of the two folks
PM to-Admins: probably yes
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: Okay cool, then yes I can get you those names. One second please.
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-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: Blackiwhat = Chane Laforet. Gimzelock = Hope Semenovski
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Then I go to write this.
After a while Chane finds me in the locker and starts harmbatonning/punching me. This persists until I'm nearly crit (deep red), then the mime slips him with a space lube grenade and somebody drags me away.
Mckenna Fraser has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Chane Laforet!
Mckenna Fraser has been stunned with the stunbaton by Chane Laforet!
Mckenna Fraser has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Chane Laforet!
Mckenna Fraser has been stunned with the stunbaton by Chane Laforet!
Chane Laforet puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.
Chane Laforet has kicked Mckenna Fraser!
Chane Laforet has kicked Mckenna Fraser!
Chane Laforet has kicked Mckenna Fraser!
Chane Laforet has weakened Mckenna Fraser!
Chane Laforet has kicked Mckenna Fraser!
Chane Laforet has grabbed Mckenna Fraser passively!
Chane Laforet has grabbed Mckenna Fraser aggressively (now hands)!
(he moves and slips)
I adminhelp that Chane is murdering me with a harmbaton mid this happening. Apparently nothing happens to Chane unless he was just talked to, and no one replies to my adminhelp. Later in the round Chane says this in deadchat:
DEAD: Chane Laforet says, "I couldn't handle the confusion and the mere thought of being a lizard was repulsive, so I took some of the syndicate minibombs I'd accumulated via my random searches and blew myself up. i'm probably gonna get banned now - i really had no idea the minibomb would do hull damage. i thought it would just gib me." Nothing happens to Chane and he's still happily playing next round. Confesses that it was all a clever ruse in OOC:
OOC: Blackiwhat: as Chane, i went out of my way to be shit
CMO speaks in the following round:
Eaglendia: Blackiwhat: Don't even act like that was somehow my bad when you bust in two minutes after roundstart yelling "suspicious" at a normal medbay.
So, there it is.
Bonus comedy exchange:
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: Got another question, why did you shoot the detained security guard with a pulse rifle slug from a shotgun?
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PM to-Admins: that was my revolver
PM to-Admins: which is called pulse rifle