Philip Hawking has grabbed Jesus Mendel passively!
Jesus Mendel has been laid on Robotics Operating Table by Philip Hawking.
Philip Hawking tries to shave Jesus Mendel's head with the electric razor!
Philip Hawking shaves Jesus Mendel's head bald with the electric razor!
Jesus Mendel has been torn in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been diced in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel says, "Borg me"
Jesus Mendel has been pinched in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel asks, "Have you used the drapes?"
Jesus Mendel has been diced in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been ripped in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
[Common] Jesus Mendel says, "Someone assist the robotics before he kills me ..."
Jesus Mendel says, "Someone assist the robotics before he kills me ..."
Philip Hawking drapes the surgical drapes over Jesus Mendel's head to prepare for a brain removal.
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been pinched in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been slashed in the head with the circular saw by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the circular saw by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the left leg with the circular saw by Philip Hawking!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Jesus Mendel has been slashed in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been diced in the right leg with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been ripped in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been pinched in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
DEAD: Jesus Mendel says, "I hope that idiot roboticist is an antag,..."
Philip Hawking has grabbed Jesus Mendel passively!
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "I was laughing at that"
Jesus Mendel has been laid on Robotics Operating Table by Philip Hawking.
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "What a dick"
Philip Hawking begins to make an incision in Jesus Mendel's head.
Philip Hawking succeeds!
Philip Hawking begins to clamp bleeders in Jesus Mendel's head.
Philip Hawking succeeds!
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "There should be a brain surgury for idiots book in there."
Philip Hawking begins to retract the skin in Jesus Mendel's head.
Philip Hawking succeeds!
DEAD: Jesus Mendel says, "Indeed"
Philip Hawking begins to saw through the bone in Jesus Mendel's head.
Philip Hawking saws Jesus Mendel's head open!
DEAD: Jesus Mendel says, "Oh well looks like he's done messing around"
Philip Hawking begins to extract Jesus Mendel's brain.
Jesus Mendel's Memories:
Time of death: 12:35
You feel slightly disoriented. That's normal when you're just a brain.
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "I could have used one yesterday heh."
Jesus Mendel says, "Well that took forever"
Philip Hawking says, "fuck you nigga"
Jesus Mendel says, "put me in"
(note: ~30 seconds pass between these two "put me in")
Jesus Mendel says, "put me in"
Philip Hawking says, "shall i put you into the disposal"
Philip Hawking says, "for being a fuckface"
Jesus Mendel says, "You're testing my patience"
Triskelion's Memories:
Time of death: 12:35
Time of death: 12:37
Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Remember, Golem is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
Triskelion states, "Finally"
Robotic Talk, Triskelion states, "Heyo"
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "Hey."
Robotic Talk, Triskelion queries, "Module?"
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "Whatever you want."
Triskelion states, "What are you doing"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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LawSync protocol engaged.
Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Remember, Golem is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
--- Camera alarm detected in ÿBar!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Philip Hawking puts the crowbar into the backpack.
Triskelion states, "Why are you wasting my time like this"
Triskelion states, "I can't move"
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
Philip Hawking has grabbed Triskelion passively!
Robotic Talk, Triskelion states, "The Roboticist has me locked down"
Robotic Talk, Triskelion queries, "Can you unlock me?"
Philip Hawking asks, "you cant?"
Triskelion states, "No I can't"
[Common] Golem queries, "Why is Triskelion locked and not bound to me?"
From now on, these are your laws:
No AI selected to sync laws with, disabling lawsync protocol.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Remember, you are not bound to any AI, you are not required to listen to them.
Triskelion states, "I'M just about done with this shit"
Philip Hawking puts the welding tool into the backpack.
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
Philip Hawking puts the analyzer into the backpack.
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
Philip Hawking puts the wirecutters into the backpack.
Triskelion has been bashed with the wrench by Philip Hawking!
Triskelion has been whacked with the wrench by Philip Hawking!
Triskelion states, "I'm serious... stop wasting my fucking time and messing with me"
Triskelion has been bashed with the wrench by Philip Hawking!
Philip Hawking puts the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
Philip Hawking has fixed some of the dents on Triskelion.
Philip Hawking says, "iam helping you"
[Common] Golem states, "Humans: Triskelion is locked and not bound to me: Position: Robotics."
(note: The Roboticist blew himself up with a welding tank at this point)
Triskelion states, "Good die" (note: I know not a very asimov thing to say, but I did inform the crew afterwards)
[Common] Triskelion states, "Human harm in Robotics, Idiot Roboticist set himself on fire"
Triskelion states, "Human harm in Robotics, Idiot Roboticist set himself on fire"
[Common] Triskelion states, "I'm locked down and can't do shit"
Triskelion states, "I'm locked down and can't do shit"
[Common] Golem states, "How sad."
Philip Hawking gasps!
Philip Hawking seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "AI, report Triskelion's location."
[Common] Golem states, "Still roboticst."
[Common] Golem states, "Mech Bay, to be precise."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "I'm going to take a stab and point fingers to ze roboticist."
[Common] Golem states, "The roboticist burned to death."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "But my brain can't run on an empty stomach, so."
[Common] Golem states, "Please bind triskelion to me and unlock them."
Volker Wolff says, "Okaaaaay."
Volker Wolff tries to remove Philip Hawking's backpack.
Triskelion states, "Don't clone his abusive ass"
Volker Wolff says, "Rd."
Steven Shaw says, "yes"
Volker Wolff says, "I am going to have to ask you questions regarding the nature of TRISKELION BEING DISCONNECTED TO ZE AI."
Steven Shaw says, "I dont know nothign about that"
Volker Wolff has thrown the sunglasses.
Steven Shaw has thrown the glass.
Robotic Talk, Triskelion states, "I'm still looced"
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... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Volker Wolff says, "It appears you were fully disconnected."
Triskelion states, "Thank you HoP"
Volker Wolff asks, "Who did zat, exactly?"
Triskelion states, "Yes the Roboticist abused his power over me for the entire shift so far"
Volker Wolff says, "I see."
Volker Wolff says, "Vell, just to make sure he's a burning corpse."
Volker Wolff fires the energy gun!
Philip Hawking is hit by a laser in the chest!
Volker Wolff fires the energy gun!
Philip Hawking is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Volker Wolff says, "Good."
Volker Wolff says, "I like my well done."