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how can you walk around with a shitty asshole? fact of the matter is if you're not applying water on your bumbum your ass IS in fact, shitty.i am angry about bidets again
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as an american i can say i dont smell shit all day and we dont use bidets commonly here. before someone says im used to the smell from myself, no, i take a shower after i go poo.
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shower is not enough to reset your sense of smell, if the entire area smells of shit because americans have shitty asshole you won't notice it unless you spend a few days somewhere without shitty assholes in your immediate surroundings. Just ask any Indian if they smell poo all day, they don't, because they live in poo
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I like that you think & worry about our collective shitty assholes, but buy me dinner first.bman wrote:how can you walk around with a shitty asshole? fact of the matter is if you're not applying water on your bumbum your ass IS in fact, shitty.
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im not worried im absolutely disgusted
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A friend of mine has one of these, can confirm: it is the future.Gun Hog wrote:You can get a washlet (bidet that replaces your toilet seat) for about $300-$400 USD if you want fancy electronics, heated seat, and a dryer, or get a cheap one that just sprays water for $50 USD. If you ARE going the cheapo route, at least buy one that can take a hot water line. I cannot imagine how traumatizing shooting ice-cold, high pressure water directly into a virgin anus would be for an American!
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Not to deny you didn't stop thinking about it.bman wrote:im not worried im absolutely disgusted
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isnt this peak american mentality? take a shit and then take a shower "later" just like debts ahah buy house now and then spend the rest of your life paying debts
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Internally lol'ing because the same people who think americans smell like shit for not owning bidets are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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thisTogopal wrote:Internally lol'ing because the same people who think americans smell like shit for not owning bidets are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
but really, why a bidet when you can just put a gallon of water up your ass when you shower daily like a normal human being
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lol yeah.Togopal wrote:Internally lol'ing because the same people who think americans smell like shit for not owning bidets are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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Most foreigners wouldn't tell an American he smells like shit to his face because they're polite, also they may not even realize the smell is coming from all the dirty assholes and just think it's pollution, sewer air or something
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The first time ever I heard gunfire in public was in USA.Togopal wrote:are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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Where were you?Lumbermancer wrote:The first time ever I heard gunfire in public was in USA.Togopal wrote:are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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Five minute drive from atlanta int airport.
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Police was involved.
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Well that's certainly an important piece of information to leave out!Lumbermancer wrote:Police was involved.
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What if the reason there is an abundance of school shootings in America is because all of the poo poo fumes are making the kids nutty like they're huffing jenkem 24/7
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unironically fuck you, togopal.Togopal wrote:Internally lol'ing because the same people who think americans smell like shit for not owning bidets are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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Where is the liewubli wrote:unironically fuck you, togopal.Togopal wrote:Internally lol'ing because the same people who think americans smell like shit for not owning bidets are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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what a dick, just fuck offTogopal wrote:Where is the liewubli wrote:unironically fuck you, togopal.Togopal wrote:Internally lol'ing because the same people who think americans smell like shit for not owning bidets are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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he isn't wrongTogopal wrote:Internally lol'ing because the same people who think americans smell like shit for not owning bidets are the same people who would be in constant fear of getting shot if they came here
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>no one ever said that
yeah ok lmao
yeah ok lmao
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the point is: properly clean yourselves or acknowledge that you aren't clean thanks stop trying to find excuses
no one smells like shit because they wiped it off, still doesn't make it clean or else you wouldn't wash when you got mud on you
no one smells like shit because they wiped it off, still doesn't make it clean or else you wouldn't wash when you got mud on you
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man I wish we had 2nd ammendment, why did we justcopy the dumb preamble from your constitution and not all the good stuff > : (
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It's a matter of how perfectionist you are about it, reallywubli wrote:the point is: properly clean yourselves or acknowledge that you aren't clean thanks stop trying to find excuses
no one smells like shit because they wiped it off, still doesn't make it clean or else you wouldn't wash when you got mud on you
You get greasy back in about 3 hours because that's how body works, just a little sweat and your previous shower is already fucked
You could take a shower every 3 hours or you could say "yeah whatever" and shower once or twice a day.
Or you can say "fuck it lmao" and shower once a week/month/year/decade, you do you I guess
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I get mud on my hands constantly and the dirt just kind of wears off after a while, I don't always wash them
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it's not clean, you will survive but it's still not clean laz that's the point
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14 second markwubli wrote:it's not clean, you will survive but it's still not clean laz that's the point
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we're not talking about sweat. This is shit, you're literally going around with SHIT STAINS on your body holy christ, and you usually shit what, 3 times a day? It's not so hard to wash your ass if you're at home or use wet wipes if you're at work. Bidet makes it easier to wash it, that's all. Sure, you can shower, but sometimes you need to shit after that and bidet is just faster. Also pointing the shower nozzle at your shitty ass is a bad idea, shit bacteria could get on it and then on your face (or someone elses in your family) when it's used to wash the head
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>shit three times a day
literally how
I shit once every three days or something
literally how
I shit once every three days or something
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you literally do not know how to wipe your ass properly if you leave shit stains on your bodyGrazyn wrote:we're not talking about sweat. This is shit, you're literally going around with SHIT STAINS on your body holy christ, and you usually shit what, 3 times a day? It's not so hard to wash your ass if you're at home or use wet wipes if you're at work. Bidet makes it easier to wash it, that's all. Sure, you can shower, but sometimes you need to shit after that and bidet is just faster. Also pointing the shower nozzle at your shitty ass is a bad idea, shit bacteria could get on it and then on your face (or someone elses in your family) when it's used to wash the head
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who the fuck does it three times a day are you ok
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>see dog shit on the pavementiksyp wrote:you literally do not know how to wipe your ass properly if you leave shit stains on your bodyGrazyn wrote:we're not talking about sweat. This is shit, you're literally going around with SHIT STAINS on your body holy christ, and you usually shit what, 3 times a day? It's not so hard to wash your ass if you're at home or use wet wipes if you're at work. Bidet makes it easier to wash it, that's all. Sure, you can shower, but sometimes you need to shit after that and bidet is just faster. Also pointing the shower nozzle at your shitty ass is a bad idea, shit bacteria could get on it and then on your face (or someone elses in your family) when it's used to wash the head
>thrust hand into it
>put shitty hand behind back so that you don't see it
>use paper to wipe your hand until you're reasonably sure it's clean
>go about your day
This is America
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don't catch you slippin' up
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no one does this you use a bag as a glove and then pick up the shit, afterwards you wrap the bag up all without touching the excrementGrazyn wrote:>see dog shit on the pavementiksyp wrote:you literally do not know how to wipe your ass properly if you leave shit stains on your bodyGrazyn wrote:we're not talking about sweat. This is shit, you're literally going around with SHIT STAINS on your body holy christ, and you usually shit what, 3 times a day? It's not so hard to wash your ass if you're at home or use wet wipes if you're at work. Bidet makes it easier to wash it, that's all. Sure, you can shower, but sometimes you need to shit after that and bidet is just faster. Also pointing the shower nozzle at your shitty ass is a bad idea, shit bacteria could get on it and then on your face (or someone elses in your family) when it's used to wash the head
>thrust hand into it
>put shitty hand behind back so that you don't see it
>use paper to wipe your hand until you're reasonably sure it's clean
>go about your day
This is America
and if it gets on your hands you wash it using this magical device that i bet you euros don't know about called a sink
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I shall say again - they shy from the natural odors of the body, they are fearful, and they seem to misunderstand all things, from wiping to guns!
To them, even the smallest mote of dust becomes a beam!
What are the "Bideters" but whiny?
To them, even the smallest mote of dust becomes a beam!
What are the "Bideters" but whiny?
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lol I forgot americans don't eat fibers so they rarely, if ever, poop
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I'm not americanGrazyn wrote:lol I forgot americans don't eat fibers so they rarely, if ever, poop
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>whiny
i just like being properly cleaned up and am unable to understand why others wouldn't want the same
i honestly bet that if you actually tried one you'd love it
edit: i'm SOUTH american
i just like being properly cleaned up and am unable to understand why others wouldn't want the same
i honestly bet that if you actually tried one you'd love it
edit: i'm SOUTH american
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lol germans, with their notoriously easy to digest foodDemonFiren wrote:I'm not americanGrazyn wrote:lol I forgot americans don't eat fibers so they rarely, if ever, poop
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the state of europeGrazyn wrote:lol germans, with their notoriously easy to digest foodDemonFiren wrote:I'm not americanGrazyn wrote:lol I forgot americans don't eat fibers so they rarely, if ever, poop
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Imagine, for a moment, my fellow men and women, what would become of these "bideters" should hardship fall upon them, and all convenience of modern life fall away?
Suppose we should be transported to the times of Caine, and there be no flowing water save for that of the stream, and certainly no bidets. Would they so refuse to defecate, and live a life of constant constipation for fear of every day filth? Would they refuse to hunt the creatures of the earth for fear of the dangers of weapons?
Or, suppose the great fabled plague of ghouls and walking dead come upon us, and Madagascar close up its ports, and all running water in the plumbing ceases, and the land becomes one of "every man for themselves". The wiping man shall persist in such times, shooting the zombie, and wiping after he goes, while the bideter would cower in fear.
Tell me, who would you trust in a time of great struggle. An upstanding wiper, or a whiny bideter?
Suppose we should be transported to the times of Caine, and there be no flowing water save for that of the stream, and certainly no bidets. Would they so refuse to defecate, and live a life of constant constipation for fear of every day filth? Would they refuse to hunt the creatures of the earth for fear of the dangers of weapons?
Or, suppose the great fabled plague of ghouls and walking dead come upon us, and Madagascar close up its ports, and all running water in the plumbing ceases, and the land becomes one of "every man for themselves". The wiping man shall persist in such times, shooting the zombie, and wiping after he goes, while the bideter would cower in fear.
Tell me, who would you trust in a time of great struggle. An upstanding wiper, or a whiny bideter?
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How normal people wipe:Grazyn wrote:we're not talking about sweat. This is shit, you're literally going around with SHIT STAINS on your body holy christ, and you usually shit what, 3 times a day? It's not so hard to wash your ass if you're at home or use wet wipes if you're at work. Bidet makes it easier to wash it, that's all. Sure, you can shower, but sometimes you need to shit after that and bidet is just faster. Also pointing the shower nozzle at your shitty ass is a bad idea, shit bacteria could get on it and then on your face (or someone elses in your family) when it's used to wash the head
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lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing
the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony
the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony
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>tfw you rubbed your anus on your friend's foodGrazyn wrote:lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing
the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony
Pranked!
>tfw your friend eats your ass and catches e.colie
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