Grazyn wrote:lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing
the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony
>tfw you rubbed your anus on your friend's food
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>tfw your friend eats your ass and catches e.colie
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im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
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[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
Grazyn wrote:lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing
the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony
listen HERE motherFUCKER i'll hAVE YOU KNOW AS A certified california FOOD SERVICE WORKER
you don't put your ass close to food ever what the fuck no and you always wash your hands like literally any time you do fucking anything that could get them dirty
Grazyn wrote:lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing
the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony
Methinks if ye be so obsessed with cleanliness, ye should purchase a bidet for your MOUTH, for all that spews from it are lies and filth! Hah!
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Grazyn wrote:
>see dog shit on the pavement
>thrust hand into it
>put shitty hand behind back so that you don't see it
>use paper to wipe your hand until you're reasonably sure it's clean
>go about your day
This is America
nice strawman
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
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wubli wrote:I'm amazed by how you're defending unproperly cleaner asses this is another level of -haha- shitposting
im not paying fifty bucks to put cold water on my ass when i have a perfectly good shower, wet wipes beside the toilet, and a roll of toilet paper. my ass is about as clean as an ass can get tyvm.
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
i have never thought of bacteria on my ass in my life. ive thought of shit on my ass but then i wiped it clean and went about my day.
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Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it the best you can
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it at the best of your possibility
when someone strawmans and then continues to defend it you've won an internet argument
e: also we're complaining about you whining not saying that bidets are literal satan
wubli wrote:I'm amazed by how you're defending unproperly cleaner asses this is another level of -haha- shitposting
im not paying fifty bucks to put cold water on my ass when i have a perfectly good shower, wet wipes beside the toilet, and a roll of toilet paper. my ass is about as clean as an ass can get tyvm.
if you take a shower afterwards while it sounds annoying (since it takes more time) then it's all good bro
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Grazyn wrote:the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it at the best of your possibility
when someone strawmans and then continues to defend it you've won an internet argument
e: also we're complaining about you whining not saying that bidets are literal satan
LOL you're the ones with the shitty assholes, I really couldn't care less if it's fine by you, enjoy it
wubli wrote:I'm amazed by how you're defending unproperly cleaner asses this is another level of -haha- shitposting
im not paying fifty bucks to put cold water on my ass when i have a perfectly good shower, wet wipes beside the toilet, and a roll of toilet paper. my ass is about as clean as an ass can get tyvm.
if you take a shower afterwards while it sounds annoying (since it takes more time) then it's all good bro
I just usually take a dump before I get in the shower in the morning. If I'm not gonna take a shower then I have wet wipes and I usually bring wet wipes with me when I'm going somewhere else for a long amount of time (like a week). If I gotta go in public then there wont be a bidet or shower or wet wipes so I just use toilet paper which I don't mind at all.
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Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
well there aren't bidets in public bathrooms and no one dies, the point of this is, if you have the choice to, why not. my problem is people who don't accept its not actually cleaning
get a bidet they're life changing
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BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it at the best of your possibility
when someone strawmans and then continues to defend it you've won an internet argument
e: also we're complaining about you whining not saying that bidets are literal satan
LOL you're the ones with the shitty assholes, I really couldn't care less if it's fine by you, enjoy it
I forgot, AMERICA BEST
This Grazyn attempts to paint us wipers as a biological threat to society, and when his niggardly claims are discredited by a man of good experience, he backpedals, and claims he cares not!
Truly, this bideter is a whiner of magnificent proportion!
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BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>unrelated
>strawman
>hello?
>I dont understand microbiology
americans
are you illiterate it says Location: Canada right next to my name
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BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>unrelated
>strawman
>hello?
>I dont understand microbiology
americans
are you illiterate it says Location: Canada right next to my name
wubli wrote:i don't really think europeans think the US is all of america more than actual americans do
how can i stop referring to them as americans I'm american too mods???
apparently canucks also think that they aren't american
If you don't think that when people call other people American they're 99% of the time referring to the United States of America and not the continent North America I don't know what to tell you
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Grazyn wrote:Today I learned that trying to give honest advice to americans is impossible because they always take it as a personal attack on their FREEDOM
Actually I already knew that but it's always nice to have confirmation
LOL STUPID AMERICAN
wtf why won't you listen to me it must be because you're a STUPID AMERICAN
Nilons wrote:If you don't think that when people call other people American they're 99% of the time referring to the United States of America and not the continent North America I don't know what to tell you
the continents north america and south america
also of course people are only referring to the US when they say American but it doesn't make it less dumb
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Where is it even going to GO, it won't be deadly if it doesn't re-enter your body somehow
Grazyn wrote:Today I learned that trying to give honest advice to americans is impossible because they always take it as a personal attack on their FREEDOM
Actually I already knew that but it's always nice to have confirmation
LOL STUPID AMERICAN
wtf why won't you listen to me it must be because you're a STUPID AMERICAN
>when you're so used to being an entitled american making fun of foreigners that you get mad when they return the favor
At least now you know how the rest of the world feels
Grazyn wrote:Today I learned that trying to give honest advice to americans is impossible because they always take it as a personal attack on their FREEDOM
Actually I already knew that but it's always nice to have confirmation
LOL STUPID AMERICAN
wtf why won't you listen to me it must be because you're a STUPID AMERICAN
>when you're so used to being an entitled american making fun of foreigners that you get mad when they call you dumb
At least now you know how the rest of the world feels
maybe put more of your gdp percentage into NATO and we'll be less entitled
even fucking greece puts in more lmao