i am angry about bidets again

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:45 pm #444002

Bottom post of the previous page:

Watching grazyn blow up was the funniest thing I’ve seen in NTR in a while, please preserve this thread for future generations

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:13 pm #444005

It could have been a productive discussion if the Americans in this thread had taken 10 seconds out of their busy lives to look up what a bidet even is, instead of spouting nonsense about high pressure cold toilet water and other misinformation.

Alas, educating Americans, or even worse, expecting them to educate themselves when exposed to something that challenges their world view, is a losing battle.

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:20 pm #444006

When you use a bidet it splashes the poop all over your taint and everywhere else, it's gross dude,

somerandomguy · Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:48 pm

Grazyn wrote:It could have been a productive discussion if the Americans in this thread had taken 10 seconds out of their busy lives to look up what a bidet even is, instead of spouting nonsense about high pressure cold toilet water and other misinformation.

Alas, educating Americans, or even worse, expecting them to educate themselves when exposed to something that challenges their world view, is a losing battle.

Expecting anyone to "educate themselves" on something they don't really care about is always a losing battle

Also >implying it has anything to do with their worldview and not just not wanting to blast any kind of water at their asshole

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:55 pm #444011

Lazengann wrote:When you use a bidet it splashes the poop all over your taint and everywhere else, it's gross dude,

There are detailed guides and videos that show and teach how to properly use a bidet so there's really no excuse for being this ignorant.

And no, it doesn't "blast" your ass wtf stop making a fool of yourself, people

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:53 pm #444020

If it doesn't blast your ass how can you claim to be clean

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:58 pm #444021

Grazyn personally sucks the toilet water up with a straw and then sprays it on your butt like Triple H.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:04 pm #444023

Lazengann wrote:If it doesn't blast your ass how can you claim to be clean

holy baby jesus, you're supposed to use your hand to accurately clean and wash your ass just like you do in the shower, bidet is just easier and faster at that

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:06 pm #444024

>spending all day clawing at your asshole like a primate

vs

>wiping it with some paper and then discarding it

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:10 pm #444025

wait wait wait wait a minute here

I assumed you americans who are against the bidet still wash your ass eventually, be it in the shower or the sink or the kitchen faucet or the fountain in the park.

Are you telling me you don't even do that? Or that you just point the shower nozzle at your ass, spray it with water and call it a day?

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:11 pm #444026

it's also good for cleaning up when you're sacrificing an innocent unborn child's body through your vayjayjay unless you want to turn every toilet you go to into a crime scene

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:12 pm #444027

it's still a crime wubli you just cleaned up the evidence

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:16 pm #444028

You wash it in the shower because you have soap

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:16 pm #444029

i wash my ass in the blood of my enemies

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:20 pm #444030

Every time grazyn says “you Americans” take a shot

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:22 pm #444032

Lazengann wrote:You wash it in the shower because you have soap

you wash it with soap in the bidet as well

holy hell you americans are as dense as the crust of shit around your ass

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:25 pm #444033

Lmao why not just shower if you're going that far

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:31 pm #444034

if loving is a crime then i'm guilty mr. judge

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:36 pm #444035

Lazengann wrote:Lmao why not just shower if you're going that far

>that far

Bidet is basically "I don't want to stay with a dirty asshole but I don't want to go through the hassle of taking a shower"
So basically every time you shit at home.
If you spend literally the entire day, every day, all year round, away from home, and only come back in time to go to bed, and you only ever shit right before taking your nightly and morning shower, you don't need a bidet (but use wet wipes when you shit at work)

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:59 pm #444036

What's wrong with your diet that you need to take so many dumps at varying times

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:59 pm

Grazyn doesnt notice how filthy his asshole gets from splashing watery shit all over it because the water in his country is brown and sludgy by default

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:04 pm #444038

Lazengann wrote:What's wrong with your diet that you need to take so many dumps at varying times

yeah as I expected, americans don't eat fibers so they shit once a week

this is probably why you don't need a bidet

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:10 pm #444040

Once a day like God intended

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:15 pm #444041

as you can see, Pooperstars like us Europeans need a bidet, unlike you unwashed masses

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:25 pm #444043

Grazyn wrote:why are you dumb and stupid americans who probably watch fox news like the degenerates you are not listening to me?!?
wtf it's not my fault this thread has gone awfully it's all the dumb and stupid americans fault!!!
why is no one listening to me?!?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:27 pm #444044

wubli wrote:if loving is a crime then i'm guilty mr. judge

whaaaat's love got to do
got to do
got to do with it?

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:36 pm #444046

grazyn has said americans 11 times in this thread

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:38 pm

Americans
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Americans

Im winnin

SaveVatznick · Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:44 pm

Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:45 pm #444054

i am morally obligated to agree with grayzn because nobody shits on americans publically so its really funny to see people get defensive but at this point its just kinda hurting your point my dude

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:06 pm

Qbopper the log dropper, asshole like a weed whacker, every shit he drops a porcelein cracker, shit once a year cuz he's got constipation, flushin' out his colon is what he calls a vacation

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:08 pm #444063

SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).

Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:16 pm #444065

Grazyn wrote:

as you can see, Pooperstars like us Europeans need a bidet, unlike you unwashed masses

this image brought to you by big fiber

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:18 pm #444066

Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet

lol okay i use meters literally all of the time but yeah keep thinking it's EU exclusive

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:51 pm #444068

in which situations do you use the metric system in usa?

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:53 pm #444069

Cuatro dias seguidos hablando sobre caca

Subarashi wubli

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:58 pm #444070

I use meters when the number of feet would be too high

I stay away from using yards because golfers use yards and I don't want to be associated with that

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:40 pm #444080

Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet

how would you know this though

if everyone uses a bidet where you live then how would you know someone who uses tp smells

someone who doesnt clean themselves is going to smell like shit either way

your posts are sounding like the standard MURICA USA USA USA shit except the opposite direction

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:02 pm #444087

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Qbopper the log dropper, asshole like a weed whacker, every shit he drops a porcelein cracker, shit once a year cuz he's got constipation, flushin' out his colon is what he calls a vacation

I chuckled and the person sitting in front of me looked at me

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:46 pm

Qbmax32 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Qbopper the log dropper, asshole like a weed whacker, every shit he drops a porcelein cracker, shit once a year cuz he's got constipation, flushin' out his colon is what he calls a vacation

I chuckled and the person sitting in front of me looked at me

show them the post and make a new friend!

DrPillzRedux · Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:46 pm

Here's how American fucks should be doing it because fucking no one has bidets.

Shitting at home? Take a shower after. TP just smears the shit around in your asshole.

Shitting somewhere else? Wipe clean with TP then use wet TP if possible to clean out your asshole. Not as good as a shower but it works.

US is littered with boomers who smell like shit because they can't fucking wipe or shower. God save us, wubli.

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:48 pm

DrPillzRedux wrote:Here's how American fucks should be doing it because fucking no one has bidets.

Shitting at home? Take a shower after. TP just smears the shit around in your asshole.

Shitting somewhere else? Wipe clean with TP then use wet TP if possible to clean out your asshole. Not as good as a shower but it works.

US is littered with boomers who smell like shit because they can't fucking wipe or shower. God save us, wubli.

tp falls apart when it gets wet retard thats why i always carry a dehydrated shitter sponge in my wallet. Run it under the sink and it swells up and gets moist then dab my Dookie away with it and rinse it in the sink

DrPillzRedux · Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:50 pm

You don't soak until it's mush buddy.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:52 pm #444098

Qbopper wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
how would you know this though

if everyone uses a bidet where you live then how would you know someone who uses tp smells

someone who doesnt clean themselves is going to smell like shit either way

your posts are sounding like the standard MURICA USA USA USA shit except the opposite direction

I'm not ashamed to admit that we have a migrant problem. Those people are usually found on public transportation and around train stations. They obviously don't have access to bidets and their smell reflects that. This makes it easy to extrapolate how Americans, who also don't use bidets, must smell.

DrPillzRedux · Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:52 pm

And don't use those disposable wet wipes, those things clog the fuck out of sewer facility filters.

Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:53 pm

wubli wrote:it's also good for cleaning up when you're sacrificing an innocent unborn child's body through your vayjayjay unless you want to turn every toilet you go to into a crime scene

what the fuck

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:53 pm #444101

wubli wrote:in which situations do you use the metric system in usa?

work
prescription and OTC drugs
that one fucking road
personally i use celsius for temperature and apparently that's metric
arma

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:57 pm

The real reason grazyn has such a problem is cuz he's a big beaked bidet merchant

Oy vey shoot water up your tuches goyim

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:03 pm #444105

I got home from work and tried to do the Grazyn challenge but immediately ran out of alcohol Jesus man calm down

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:07 pm #444107

Grazyn wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
how would you know this though

if everyone uses a bidet where you live then how would you know someone who uses tp smells

someone who doesnt clean themselves is going to smell like shit either way

your posts are sounding like the standard MURICA USA USA USA shit except the opposite direction
I'm not ashamed to admit that we have a migrant problem. Those people are usually found on public transportation and around train stations. They obviously don't have access to bidets and their smell reflects that. This makes it easy to extrapolate how Americans, who also don't use bidets, must smell.

people from this country with lesser living standards have this attribute to reflect that so it must apply to this country with much higher living standards

FantasticFwoosh · Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:09 pm

DrPillzRedux wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:US is littered with boomers who smell like shit because they can't fucking wipe or shower. God save us, wubli.
The real reason grazyn has such a problem is cuz he's a big beaked bidet merchant

Oy vey shoot water up your tuches goyim

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