So a black guy, a gay guy and a chinese girl gets in a taxi cab and needs to pay the fair. The black guy can't pay it because he doesn't have money, the gay guy can't pay it because he thought the black guy stole his wallet, the chinese girl says "me so horny" and everyone looks towards the chinese girl to pay the driver.
Conversation:
By chance do you like tapes and cds?
<insert follow up>
Because I wanted to tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts.