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I am just...done

Postby firecage » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:59 pm #465158

Like no, seriously, I am fucking done with /tg/ especially. You just can't have any fun on it anymore. Whether is a traitor/ling/bloodbrother murderboning the entire station, or a traitor simply randomly killing people for the lols. Or heck, if its the SM rapidly delamming 5 minutes into the round and we end up with a TESLA fucking everything over, or a god damn wizard dying 5 minutes into the round.

Honestly, I can't have fun playing on these servers anymore. I do botany? Boom, someone decided to bomb botany for laughs. I try to do a construction project. Oh no wait, I randomly get killed. Or hell, I try to renovate the Derelict? Lol, nope, someone bombs it and me because they are an antag, so they can. Well, fuck that.

Not quitting SS13, just moving on to more saner servers. Maybe I will see you guys again in a few months, who the fuck knows. And yes, half of the player base is more toxic than foot-licking Zoey.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby obscolene » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:59 pm #465159

Bye.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Shadowflame909 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:07 am #465166

Gamer, as it is right now, TG station is the high speed variant of the ss13 experience.

Everything goes to shit, and you don't really have a good chance at doing any of the long jobs like xenobio or maxed out botany unless your on terry/sybil

Things are changing, I believe. To your benefit


But if you cant stick with us for a while, I'd go play paradise. 3 hour shifts, a ticket vendor and shadowlings that end reality
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Re: I am just...done

Postby bandit » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:20 am #465174

have you tried sybil
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Cobby » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:35 am #465182

bandit wrote:have you tried sybil


Basil - ~1 hour typically (leaning to lower)
Sybil - ~2 hours (leaning to 2 to 2.5)
Terry - Unholy Hours (4+)
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Coconutwarrior97 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:47 am #465189

See ya pal.

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Re: I am just...done

Postby oranges » Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:02 am #465198

what is this the third or fourth time now?
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Re: I am just...done

Postby NoxVS » Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:02 am #465200

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Re: I am just...done

Postby Deitus » Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:16 am #465300

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Re: I am just...done

Postby DrPillzRedux » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:41 am #465330

Put me in the screencap
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Re: I am just...done

Postby NikNakFlak » Fri Dec 28, 2018 7:36 am #465334

nobody cares tho
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Re: I am just...done

Postby lmwevil » Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:59 am #465346

imagine being this upset over people disagreeing in a policy thread

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Re: I am just...done

Postby Tlaltecuhtli » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:00 am #465347

just get good lol

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Re: I am just...done

Postby segundoblz » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:50 am #465353

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Re: I am just...done

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:19 am #465358

Remember when we had an opportunity to send general feedback through the client? Well, I was after few whisky shots, so I was rambling and unfortunately found out that text box was too small to handle all my shitposting. What a shame, thankfuly I saved it all! What better time to post it than now!

Spoiler:
I hate hate this game. I hate what it's becoming. Back in the day it was simpler but it felt as a whole. Now we are getting more and more smaller games roughly connected together.

Lava planet. Stupid fucking idea. Have a "PvE" zone, where people fight monsters. Why? This game is supposed to be about the station. And serisouly, did no one predict this shit is gonna be powergamed to hell and back? Less then 10 minutes and most powergamy of fuckers will have the purple fucking staff monster killed, five more and they are decked in all sorts of gear. And then, they gonna look to get them valids on, or grief or do whatever the fuck. Mining ore is incidental, and only in service of getting more shit.

Xenobiolgy. Used to be a silly job where you would breed slimes. Grab them monkeys, shove them in. Separate slimes in pens. Follow the chart. Now everything is fucking automated. You sit on the god damn chair, in front of a computer, and do everything without even moving. Again, powergaming. Back in the day getting gold slime was an achievement that required work, now it's 15 minute mark. Fucking get golden core, spawn monsters, probably on the escape shuttle. Get sentient potions, give the to monsters, cause grief. Lmao lets make changelings. Fuck this.

Circuits. Actually impressive from coding standpoint, and you need some smarts (or pastebin) to do stuff. But why the fuck is this a thing? Again, to powergame. Build killbots. Build griefbots. If not, make stuff that feels like you're bending the laws of space and time (the game code) to achieve things that shouldn't be IC possible.

Fucking sentient disease. Dude contagion lmao. Again, the player just does shit for his own sake. The interaction with everyone else is just to cause grief.

And fucking ghost roles. Dude lets go to another station and rebuild it. Dude lets have a a syndicate base where we do syndicate stuff. Dude lets spam shit over radio.

Literally each is its own minigame, the effects you then release into the wild. Fuck this.

And I hate certain type of players on these servers. The, "round start break into captains and steal spare and ruin the fucking round". The kind of people who play only to ruin someone elses's game. I would fucking kill them on the spot, they are trash who serves no purpose. Alas I bet I would get bwoinked.

But dying is part of the game. Muh paranoia. Oh fuck off. Even in the hayday of parapen and parasteng there weren't solo antags literally trying to rack up the murder score and beat some kind of records. There are people who will buy no slips, double esword, drag soap and announce over radio within 1 minute that they gonna murderboner. Fuck them.

And I hate fucking destruction and explosions. Remove all the fucking explosives and toxins lab. Literally planting bombs for no other reason than to fuck shit up. And then fuck gets exploded, and no will actually fix it other than plug the holes, because it just takes too much time.

And I hate the god damn deathmach modes. This is supposed to be paranoia laden space-station simulation. Not "don't do the job just fight because what the fuck else you gonna do" simulation. And the fucking combat sucks anyway. Literally disarm beats everyhing, if you are lucky on the dice roll.

AND LITTERALLY AS I WAS TYPING THIS IN THE NOTEPAD, IN THE BACKGROUND, ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED.

ROUND NUMBER 93034. Literally withing 10 minutes. We have a fucker, breaking into captains office, stealing spare, gear laser. Then fucking running around tasing and lasering random people. For no fucking reason other than to stir shit. AND THEN we have DOUBLE ESWORD MURDERBONER just fucking killing everyone. AND THEN we have also a UNSLIPPABLE UNSTUNABLE SCOTSMAN running around killing like dozens of people with sword. Probably a TC trade because why the fuck not fuck everyone else.

Oh I almost forgot, in the same round a fucking morph ate whole armory. Because why the fuck not. Shit like morph and revenant exists only to ruin and destroy. Oh and kudzu was released too.

Why the fucking fuck.

Admins are ok I guess. Except when they sapawn unkillable scotsmen, but I'm denied unkillable cak.

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Re: I am just...done

Postby confused rock » Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:40 pm #465466

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Re: I am just...done

Postby obscolene » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:28 pm #465506

Lumbermancer wrote:i fucking hate this game because other people have fun in ways i don't agree with but i still play the game i hate so much because ??? why can't everyone just play the game how i want them to FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Re: I am just...done

Postby BeeSting12 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:32 pm #465510

everyone make bets on when firecage will come back. i give it a year
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Re: I am just...done

Postby DrunkenMatey » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:35 pm #465511

i fucking hate this game because other people have fun in ways i don't agree with but i still play the game i hate so much because ??? why can't everyone just play the game how i want them to FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Re: I am just...done

Postby confused rock » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:58 pm #465518

i fucking hate this game because other people have fun in ways i don't agree with but i still play the game i hate so much because ??? why can't everyone just play the game how i want them to FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Re: I am just...done

Postby actioninja » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:34 pm #465529

It sure sucks that this is the only server in existence with no alternatives.
It also sucks that you can't just start your own server and do things differently.

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Re: I am just...done

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:38 pm #465530

[quote="obscolene"][/quote]

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Re: I am just...done

Postby wubli » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:14 am #465566

firecage wrote:Or hell, I try to renovate the Derelict? Lol, nope, someone bombs it and me because they are an antag, so they can.


who goes to the derelict for bombing it?????????????
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Re: I am just...done

Postby IkeTG » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:40 am #465569

hi just done 8-)
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Deitus » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:54 am #465577

Lumbermancer wrote:Remember when we had an opportunity to send general feedback through the client? Well, I was after few whisky shots, so I was rambling and unfortunately found out that text box was too small to handle all my shitposting. What a shame, thankfuly I saved it all! What better time to post it than now!

Spoiler:
I hate hate this game. I hate what it's becoming. Back in the day it was simpler but it felt as a whole. Now we are getting more and more smaller games roughly connected together.

Lava planet. Stupid fucking idea. Have a "PvE" zone, where people fight monsters. Why? This game is supposed to be about the station. And serisouly, did no one predict this shit is gonna be powergamed to hell and back? Less then 10 minutes and most powergamy of fuckers will have the purple fucking staff monster killed, five more and they are decked in all sorts of gear. And then, they gonna look to get them valids on, or grief or do whatever the fuck. Mining ore is incidental, and only in service of getting more shit.

Xenobiolgy. Used to be a silly job where you would breed slimes. Grab them monkeys, shove them in. Separate slimes in pens. Follow the chart. Now everything is fucking automated. You sit on the god damn chair, in front of a computer, and do everything without even moving. Again, powergaming. Back in the day getting gold slime was an achievement that required work, now it's 15 minute mark. Fucking get golden core, spawn monsters, probably on the escape shuttle. Get sentient potions, give the to monsters, cause grief. Lmao lets make changelings. Fuck this.

Circuits. Actually impressive from coding standpoint, and you need some smarts (or pastebin) to do stuff. But why the fuck is this a thing? Again, to powergame. Build killbots. Build griefbots. If not, make stuff that feels like you're bending the laws of space and time (the game code) to achieve things that shouldn't be IC possible.

Fucking sentient disease. Dude contagion lmao. Again, the player just does shit for his own sake. The interaction with everyone else is just to cause grief.

And fucking ghost roles. Dude lets go to another station and rebuild it. Dude lets have a a syndicate base where we do syndicate stuff. Dude lets spam shit over radio.

Literally each is its own minigame, the effects you then release into the wild. Fuck this.

And I hate certain type of players on these servers. The, "round start break into captains and steal spare and ruin the fucking round". The kind of people who play only to ruin someone elses's game. I would fucking kill them on the spot, they are trash who serves no purpose. Alas I bet I would get bwoinked.

But dying is part of the game. Muh paranoia. Oh fuck off. Even in the hayday of parapen and parasteng there weren't solo antags literally trying to rack up the murder score and beat some kind of records. There are people who will buy no slips, double esword, drag soap and announce over radio within 1 minute that they gonna murderboner. Fuck them.

And I hate fucking destruction and explosions. Remove all the fucking explosives and toxins lab. Literally planting bombs for no other reason than to fuck shit up. And then fuck gets exploded, and no will actually fix it other than plug the holes, because it just takes too much time.

And I hate the god damn deathmach modes. This is supposed to be paranoia laden space-station simulation. Not "don't do the job just fight because what the fuck else you gonna do" simulation. And the fucking combat sucks anyway. Literally disarm beats everyhing, if you are lucky on the dice roll.

AND LITTERALLY AS I WAS TYPING THIS IN THE NOTEPAD, IN THE BACKGROUND, ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED.

ROUND NUMBER 93034. Literally withing 10 minutes. We have a fucker, breaking into captains office, stealing spare, gear laser. Then fucking running around tasing and lasering random people. For no fucking reason other than to stir shit. AND THEN we have DOUBLE ESWORD MURDERBONER just fucking killing everyone. AND THEN we have also a UNSLIPPABLE UNSTUNABLE SCOTSMAN running around killing like dozens of people with sword. Probably a TC trade because why the fuck not fuck everyone else.

Oh I almost forgot, in the same round a fucking morph ate whole armory. Because why the fuck not. Shit like morph and revenant exists only to ruin and destroy. Oh and kudzu was released too.

Why the fucking fuck.

Admins are ok I guess. Except when they sapawn unkillable scotsmen, but I'm denied unkillable cak.

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Re: I am just...done

Postby confused rock » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:21 am #465582

Deitus wrote:
Lumbermancer wrote:Remember when we had an opportunity to send general feedback through the client? Well, I was after few whisky shots, so I was rambling and unfortunately found out that text box was too small to handle all my shitposting. What a shame, thankfuly I saved it all! What better time to post it than now!

Spoiler:
I hate hate this game. I hate what it's becoming. Back in the day it was simpler but it felt as a whole. Now we are getting more and more smaller games roughly connected together.

Lava planet. Stupid fucking idea. Have a "PvE" zone, where people fight monsters. Why? This game is supposed to be about the station. And serisouly, did no one predict this shit is gonna be powergamed to hell and back? Less then 10 minutes and most powergamy of fuckers will have the purple fucking staff monster killed, five more and they are decked in all sorts of gear. And then, they gonna look to get them valids on, or grief or do whatever the fuck. Mining ore is incidental, and only in service of getting more shit.

Xenobiolgy. Used to be a silly job where you would breed slimes. Grab them monkeys, shove them in. Separate slimes in pens. Follow the chart. Now everything is fucking automated. You sit on the god damn chair, in front of a computer, and do everything without even moving. Again, powergaming. Back in the day getting gold slime was an achievement that required work, now it's 15 minute mark. Fucking get golden core, spawn monsters, probably on the escape shuttle. Get sentient potions, give the to monsters, cause grief. Lmao lets make changelings. Fuck this.

Circuits. Actually impressive from coding standpoint, and you need some smarts (or pastebin) to do stuff. But why the fuck is this a thing? Again, to powergame. Build killbots. Build griefbots. If not, make stuff that feels like you're bending the laws of space and time (the game code) to achieve things that shouldn't be IC possible.

Fucking sentient disease. Dude contagion lmao. Again, the player just does shit for his own sake. The interaction with everyone else is just to cause grief.

And fucking ghost roles. Dude lets go to another station and rebuild it. Dude lets have a a syndicate base where we do syndicate stuff. Dude lets spam shit over radio.

Literally each is its own minigame, the effects you then release into the wild. Fuck this.

And I hate certain type of players on these servers. The, "round start break into captains and steal spare and ruin the fucking round". The kind of people who play only to ruin someone elses's game. I would fucking kill them on the spot, they are trash who serves no purpose. Alas I bet I would get bwoinked.

But dying is part of the game. Muh paranoia. Oh fuck off. Even in the hayday of parapen and parasteng there weren't solo antags literally trying to rack up the murder score and beat some kind of records. There are people who will buy no slips, double esword, drag soap and announce over radio within 1 minute that they gonna murderboner. Fuck them.

And I hate fucking destruction and explosions. Remove all the fucking explosives and toxins lab. Literally planting bombs for no other reason than to fuck shit up. And then fuck gets exploded, and no will actually fix it other than plug the holes, because it just takes too much time.

And I hate the god damn deathmach modes. This is supposed to be paranoia laden space-station simulation. Not "don't do the job just fight because what the fuck else you gonna do" simulation. And the fucking combat sucks anyway. Literally disarm beats everyhing, if you are lucky on the dice roll.

AND LITTERALLY AS I WAS TYPING THIS IN THE NOTEPAD, IN THE BACKGROUND, ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED.

ROUND NUMBER 93034. Literally withing 10 minutes. We have a fucker, breaking into captains office, stealing spare, gear laser. Then fucking running around tasing and lasering random people. For no fucking reason other than to stir shit. AND THEN we have DOUBLE ESWORD MURDERBONER just fucking killing everyone. AND THEN we have also a UNSLIPPABLE UNSTUNABLE SCOTSMAN running around killing like dozens of people with sword. Probably a TC trade because why the fuck not fuck everyone else.

Oh I almost forgot, in the same round a fucking morph ate whole armory. Because why the fuck not. Shit like morph and revenant exists only to ruin and destroy. Oh and kudzu was released too.

Why the fucking fuck.

Admins are ok I guess. Except when they sapawn unkillable scotsmen, but I'm denied unkillable cak.

Best regards,
Lumbermancer

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Re: I am just...done

Postby Scott » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:24 am #465583

Deitus wrote:
Lumbermancer wrote:Remember when we had an opportunity to send general feedback through the client? Well, I was after few whisky shots, so I was rambling and unfortunately found out that text box was too small to handle all my shitposting. What a shame, thankfuly I saved it all! What better time to post it than now!

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I hate hate this game. I hate what it's becoming. Back in the day it was simpler but it felt as a whole. Now we are getting more and more smaller games roughly connected together.

Lava planet. Stupid fucking idea. Have a "PvE" zone, where people fight monsters. Why? This game is supposed to be about the station. And serisouly, did no one predict this shit is gonna be powergamed to hell and back? Less then 10 minutes and most powergamy of fuckers will have the purple fucking staff monster killed, five more and they are decked in all sorts of gear. And then, they gonna look to get them valids on, or grief or do whatever the fuck. Mining ore is incidental, and only in service of getting more shit.

Xenobiolgy. Used to be a silly job where you would breed slimes. Grab them monkeys, shove them in. Separate slimes in pens. Follow the chart. Now everything is fucking automated. You sit on the god damn chair, in front of a computer, and do everything without even moving. Again, powergaming. Back in the day getting gold slime was an achievement that required work, now it's 15 minute mark. Fucking get golden core, spawn monsters, probably on the escape shuttle. Get sentient potions, give the to monsters, cause grief. Lmao lets make changelings. Fuck this.

Circuits. Actually impressive from coding standpoint, and you need some smarts (or pastebin) to do stuff. But why the fuck is this a thing? Again, to powergame. Build killbots. Build griefbots. If not, make stuff that feels like you're bending the laws of space and time (the game code) to achieve things that shouldn't be IC possible.

Fucking sentient disease. Dude contagion lmao. Again, the player just does shit for his own sake. The interaction with everyone else is just to cause grief.

And fucking ghost roles. Dude lets go to another station and rebuild it. Dude lets have a a syndicate base where we do syndicate stuff. Dude lets spam shit over radio.

Literally each is its own minigame, the effects you then release into the wild. Fuck this.

And I hate certain type of players on these servers. The, "round start break into captains and steal spare and ruin the fucking round". The kind of people who play only to ruin someone elses's game. I would fucking kill them on the spot, they are trash who serves no purpose. Alas I bet I would get bwoinked.

But dying is part of the game. Muh paranoia. Oh fuck off. Even in the hayday of parapen and parasteng there weren't solo antags literally trying to rack up the murder score and beat some kind of records. There are people who will buy no slips, double esword, drag soap and announce over radio within 1 minute that they gonna murderboner. Fuck them.

And I hate fucking destruction and explosions. Remove all the fucking explosives and toxins lab. Literally planting bombs for no other reason than to fuck shit up. And then fuck gets exploded, and no will actually fix it other than plug the holes, because it just takes too much time.

And I hate the god damn deathmach modes. This is supposed to be paranoia laden space-station simulation. Not "don't do the job just fight because what the fuck else you gonna do" simulation. And the fucking combat sucks anyway. Literally disarm beats everyhing, if you are lucky on the dice roll.

AND LITTERALLY AS I WAS TYPING THIS IN THE NOTEPAD, IN THE BACKGROUND, ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED.

ROUND NUMBER 93034. Literally withing 10 minutes. We have a fucker, breaking into captains office, stealing spare, gear laser. Then fucking running around tasing and lasering random people. For no fucking reason other than to stir shit. AND THEN we have DOUBLE ESWORD MURDERBONER just fucking killing everyone. AND THEN we have also a UNSLIPPABLE UNSTUNABLE SCOTSMAN running around killing like dozens of people with sword. Probably a TC trade because why the fuck not fuck everyone else.

Oh I almost forgot, in the same round a fucking morph ate whole armory. Because why the fuck not. Shit like morph and revenant exists only to ruin and destroy. Oh and kudzu was released too.

Why the fucking fuck.

Admins are ok I guess. Except when they sapawn unkillable scotsmen, but I'm denied unkillable cak.

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Re: I am just...done

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:09 am #465592

IkeTG wrote:hi just done 8-)

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Re: I am just...done

Postby Retardedgrayshit » Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:12 pm #465741

You made the right choice this server gets worse by the day
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Re: I am just...done

Postby wesoda25 » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:43 am #465748

I love posts like these because its people bitching about others having fun and how they can’t have fun anymore.

You guys take 10% of the rounds you play where you had a dick ruin it and forget the other 90%.

Bagil is the sponge for assholes, people with short attention spans, and people who like combat. No fucking dip you aren’t gonna find the game you want there.

Theres more truth to Lumber’s post than I care to admit but it still has some stupid content. Lavaland is fine. Ghost roles are fine (the ones you mentioned at least). Xenobio is a really fun job to play. Who the fuck cares if its automated, theres more content to unlock so you need to go faster.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Lumbermancer » Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:49 am #465791

What we're (or I am, at least) talking about is you having fun solely at the expense of the others. So some people just can't have fun anymore, because you're having it. I don't need you to agree, but do you understand at least?

And you are right about Bagil, but unfortunately nobody plays on Sybil (40+ is a sweet spot) and Terry tends to drag on for too long (wrap it up around 60-90m mark lads). So Bagil is...The Best of the Worst.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby confused rock » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:25 pm #465799

firecage: ughh, people make it impossible to have fun working
also firecage: tc trades for a staff of lockers and just runs around lockering people, wasting a minute of their time but doing nothing interesting
also firecage: tc trades for a staff of healing and memes so hard and negates all conflict from the round whatsoever, ruining the experience of every other traitor.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Lumbermancer » Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:47 pm #465801

Zoey Webb hardly does anything at all usually.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Kraso » Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:21 pm #465807

confused rock wrote:firecage: ughh, people make it impossible to have fun working
also firecage: tc trades for a staff of lockers and just runs around lockering people, wasting a minute of their time but doing nothing interesting
also firecage: tc trades for a staff of healing and memes so hard and negates all conflict from the round whatsoever, ruining the experience of every other traitor.

also firecage: breaks into your freezer room and kills your goat for tossing them out of your kitchen after they also broke in
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Qbmax32 » Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:28 pm #465816

lexia black did this
my admin feedback thread


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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: I am just...done

Postby Shadowflame909 » Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:36 pm #465817

Qbmax32 wrote:lexia black did this


qboppers alt is lexia black
ThanatosRa wrote:My biggest problem is that I can't fix any of this.


Boris wrote:shadowflame either has a brain the size of a pea or one the size of the moon and he's playing 58D chess.


BeeSting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.


BebeYoshi wrote:Saltyflame909


Cobby wrote:The trash bin... have you lost your way home anon?

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Re: I am just...done

Postby bandit » Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:55 pm #465987

so what I'm seeing is two threads, one saying we have too high RP, one saying we have too low
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Re: I am just...done

Postby oranges » Tue Jan 01, 2019 1:39 am #466090

this is what I get, all the time
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Shadowflame909 » Tue Jan 01, 2019 1:51 am #466091

bandit wrote:so what I'm seeing is two threads, one saying we have too high RP, one saying we have too low


which bread is this

Mine just says that getting revived is going to become much much harder


also holy fuck murderboners will become more potent


I think both breads agree that those wild killers are crazy with a K
ThanatosRa wrote:My biggest problem is that I can't fix any of this.


Boris wrote:shadowflame either has a brain the size of a pea or one the size of the moon and he's playing 58D chess.


BeeSting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.


BebeYoshi wrote:Saltyflame909


Cobby wrote:The trash bin... have you lost your way home anon?

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Re: I am just...done

Postby TWATICUS » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:23 pm #466375

i fucking hate this game because other people have fun in ways i don't agree with but i still play the game i hate so much because ??? why can't everyone just play the game how i want them to FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Re: I am just...done

Postby duckay » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:24 pm #467694

I am going to take the bait and say that if you didn't like antags blowing up the station maybe you should have tried something more RP-esque.
Paradise has some fucked rulings about antagonists, maybe that'll fit your style.

But antags blowing up the station, summoning kudzu, supermatter delaminations, teslas, singuloth loosing will most likely stay even if the forum-posters rally around 'improving' combat and roleplay, when in reality all it does is make things unnecessary, because it's mostly TG's most prized selling point.
RP (albeit not alot) and space assholes.

Also, wizards are naturally meant to be space assholes, not because they have to but because if they don't they're more than likely be hunted and killed by validhunters.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Nilons » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:52 pm #468020

lol
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Re: I am just...done

Postby chesquatt » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:39 am #468137

Who remember Sybil 2-3 years ago? like, wtf is this guy whining about? I remember when a round went 20-45 minutes average and was basically just assistants coming up with creative new ways to fuck up the station and their coworkers. TG got paradisesque for like, a few months, and it's now far away from being that carebear, but it's pretty tame, and well balanced as it stands, especially when contrasted with all the other wild fucking manifestations folks who have been around a few years have seen.
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Re: I am just...done

Postby Jaimon » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:36 am #468479

Its a dirty game...
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Re: I am just...done

Postby IkeTG » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:19 am #468533

I don't understand the goal of telling everyone you quit playing something, it's a complete net loss for you. You're both giving yourself a needless obligation, and setting up expectations that could result in ridicule and mockery. If a game stops being fun or enjoyable for you, it would be considerably weirder if you kept forcing yourself to play it...
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