This War Of Mine

[Kot]

>manage to live a week or two
>Pavle got shot and is dying
>Bruno tired as fuck because guarding the house
>no food
>Katia knows there is an eldery couple around with house filled with meds and food
>go there
>she shoots the old woman in front of her husband, then him
>steal everything
>there is a letter to their grandson
>grandma was saving the flour for cookies
>feels
>Pavle dies anyway
>Katia breaks down
GOTY

EDIT:
>someone raids us at night
>Katia wounded
>they took all food
>no bandages
>Katia ded
>Bruno last alive depressed hungry and ill
>decide to go on revenge raid, kill like 5 bandits
>get shot

EDIT:
>Bruno almost ded
>hungry
>tired
>broken but somehow still working
>bandits steal stuff erryday
>some lawyer gurl Emilia comes by
>Bruno just goes away

GG NO RE?

[ColonicAcid]

really good game

im full of feels playing it tho

fuk

[Redblaze3000]

I cri evertiem ;_;

[LA MAYONESA]

kebabs deserve it

[XSI]

>Go to supermarket
>Only have knife
>Soldier there about to rape woman
>Showing off gun and kicking her
>Burst through door
>Stab soldier to death
>Woman runs away instead of thanking me
>Whatever, free gun!

[Redblaze3000]

kebabs deserve it

They are Slavs.

[LA MAYONESA]

kebabs deserve it

They are Slavs.

they are slav kebabs

[Kot]

kebabs deserve it

They are Slavs.

they are slav kebabs

>Slav Kebabs
Do you even listen to yourself? The Slavs didin't fought so hard to remove Kebab so you can now call them Slav Kebabs. Maybe even This War Of Theirs is over Kebab, and their country removes it? Who knows?

[ColonicAcid]

>over kebab
it's a civil war brah.

[Malkevin]

Kosovo was considered a civil war...



Even though it was about glorious Slavs purging the filthy Kebab invaders that had taken over all of Kosovo's corner shops - coming soon to a European town near you.

[LA MAYONESA]

siege of sarajevo

[Kot]

>over kebab
it's a civil war brah.

>Kebab and Slav in one country
>Slav killing Kebab
>Everyone calls it Civil War because Kebab are theoretically citzens of Glorious Slav Country
Simple.

[Jalleo]

Back to the game its great and oh god I am gonna play like mad with it soon. Anyone make it past two weeks?

[Maccus]

First playthrough. Pavle snapped after he killed someone and started to like it. Marko was the only one afraid of Pavle and how much he'd changed and hadn't changed at all, he died getting shot trying to take out two snipers at a Construction site. Pavle died after trying to steal from some people after they shot him. Arica froze to death. Bruno was alone for an entire week before Emilia showed up. Then Ceria showed up. Ceria was killed trying to sneak through a place for food. Bruno got the same fate trying to get medicine. Emilia spent four days alone so sick she couldn't even answer the door and died.

[XSI]

RIP

I'm at day 33 with no casualties and 1 and a half weeks worth of food stocked. Just got through winter thanks to a hatchet and other people's furniture.
The food used to belong to assorted bandits and other bad guys, I've not killed a single guy that didn't deserve a good killing, and not stolen from anyone who didn't have someone shoot at me first.
Knives are really good
Marko did get his shit shot up and nearly died from it, but thankfully I had the bandages to fix him back up
Things are going pretty well on my side. I even got Bruno some cigs

Spoiler:

The radio reported that there is an international peacekeepers force incoming in just a bit over two weeks now. This should be good

Edit: Just survived the war.
Pretty good game. Would recommend
Pavle for mass murdering bandits 2014, stabbed 4 to death with just a knife without taking a scratch

[flazeo25]

Those snipers at the construction site are pretty hard to take out it seems, plus I think Marko pretty well rounded to use.

[MrStonedOne]

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[Jalleo]

Both times I quit after one of my starting people have died. First time was with the soldier and woman at the supermarket. Second was at the sniper junction after helping someone get to their baby. If I survived I would of got 5 jewels......

[Timbrewolf]

How long until someone mods this into "This Console War of Mine"?

You play as a bunch of PC master race refugees holed up in a bombed out building while a bunch of nintendrones, microshills, and sonyggers murder eachother over which piece of shit is the second best choice.

I'd play that.

As far as depressing realistic narratives? Shit son you don't need to buy a steam game just buy a fucking newspaper demuhanize yourself and face to bloodshed.

[Malkevin]

Has CAD done a parody of it yet?
Would go with their long running console wars strip

[srifenbyxp]

All I know is that Roman is a total badass and Zlata is a qt. Got loads of food and 3 rifles, 7 rounds, 2 knives and a axe. Dam it feels good to be a gangster, had more ammo but then again niggers keep breaking into my house causing me to use most of my ammo is used to fend them off. Reinforced doors seems like a waste to buy.


MAJOR EDIT

Well it took

Spoiler:

45 Days

But I survived. WARS OVER AND ROMAN IS THE BIG HERO! BRUNO GETS TO DRIVE THE FLOAT AND ZLATA IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!! Random theif Girl with daddy issues forgives her daddy everybody gets good ending.
God dam, Roman took 2 shotgun rounds to the face point blank range and walked away wounded and not dead, and this is before clearing the building of 5 bandits. That + 20% damage/ insta backstab kill is OP as fuuuuuuuck

Wars Over U Winner.jpeg

[Bluespace]

FUCK. All my dumb survivors keep dying.
How do I get gun?

[XSI]

Knives.
Sneak up on someone with a gun, stab them, then stab them again if they're still standing
And then you have a gun and whatever else they had

If you hide in the hiding spots with a knife out, you can instakill any single person walking in front of that hiding spot

[srifenbyxp]

You can lure people towards you by running/making noise, do so and get them to walk by you whilst hiding.

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