space station 13 jokes
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space station 13 jokes
As clown last round I actually got people to come to the theater just by telling jokes over comms, which proves that the bar for clowns is so low that literally all they have to do to get approval and stand out is tell terrible jokes
in that spirit: post your jokes itt so other clowns can steal the fuck out of them
in that spirit: post your jokes itt so other clowns can steal the fuck out of them
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Re: space station 13 jokes
Are you the black void of space? Because you take my breath away.
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Is that a revolver in your pocket or did you bring me to the dorms to erp?
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- youngbuckliontiger
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Re: space station 13 jokes
yomama so fat, clowns mistook her for clown planet.
Player name: Rob Ust
Lets have fun in SS13!
I don't play anymore though.
Lets have fun in SS13!
I don't play anymore though.
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Why should you avoid attacking monkeys?
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- youngbuckliontiger
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How would you open a locked monkey cube?
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Player name: Rob Ust
Lets have fun in SS13!
I don't play anymore though.
Lets have fun in SS13!
I don't play anymore though.
- youngbuckliontiger
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Have you met the girl who recently joined security?
She was stunning for sure!
She was stunning for sure!
Player name: Rob Ust
Lets have fun in SS13!
I don't play anymore though.
Lets have fun in SS13!
I don't play anymore though.
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The CMO is a Head
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And the Head of Security is important for game progression.BangingDonk wrote:The CMO is a Head
Hornygranny wrote:It's not your codebase. It's our codebase. You can imply soft power as much as you want, but you don't have it. Division between the server and project is absolute. I'm not interested in reading dezzmont platitudes for the billionth time and won't be checking back in this thread.
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Re: space station 13 jokes
what do you get when you cross erp with a braindead person
what do you call the theater when there's both a clown and a mime
what do you call a wizard when he's friendly
what do you do when the hop leaves his door open
an assistant and a cargo tech walk into the bar
the barman asks what they'll be having when the assistant and the cargo tech ask for the same drink
the barman sighs as he serves another bahama mama and starts making another while he contemplates suicide
the cargo tech snatches it and drinks it before the assistant can get it, so the assistant tables him and hits him thirty seven consecutive times in the head with a toolbox
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the barman asks what they'll be having when the assistant and the cargo tech ask for the same drink
the barman sighs as he serves another bahama mama and starts making another while he contemplates suicide
the cargo tech snatches it and drinks it before the assistant can get it, so the assistant tables him and hits him thirty seven consecutive times in the head with a toolbox
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i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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