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Various terrible ideas:Explosive diarrhea. Literally. If you get it, it causes you to shit out potassium and water.
Meat golems. They are basically the golem version of zombies. Also, they smell really bad, which means they generate massive quantities of miasma.
Egg people. You can make egg people by injecting strange reagent into an egg. They gib into egg splats if hit with a hard object.
Gay donuts. They are donuts that, if consumed, turn the eater into a naked man covered in rainbow paint.
Shityourpantsium. It turns the lower portion of your jumpsuit brown if ingested. If overdosed, your organs fall out of your asshole and you die instantly.