iamgoofball wrote:every goof post here so far
goof, clearly this is all just a stream of coincidences:
- the low odds of rolling a name close enough to sherrie williams (the dice were in his favor)
- the random appearance looking close to sherrie williams (the dice were still in his favor with those nat 20s)
- nervere rising out of his grave (clearly he just has google alerts set up to notify him whenever shezza is namedropped)
- mastery of genetics despite being brand new to the game (genetics is ez mode baby tier shit)
- eskjjlj interacting with the person before they got banned (eskjjlj will kill again yet no one will try to stop it)
- not ever seeing wilchen and executies on the same server together (alright, this one is actually a joke)
though if this truly is all just a matter of coincidences then that means instead of someone getting a pulse rifle from the arcade machine, this entire shitshow happened instead. ain't that a kick in the head lol
Genetics really isn't so brutal that you need to master how to not make a monkey kill you though. This isn't goonstation.