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Now that player's club is here we will certainly expect that a bidets thread by wubli will be incoming soon
Let us all prepare for our stances here ahead of time
In my opinion it's a relative thing: eg if you're used to toilet paper it's not gross, but if you're used to bidets then it is.
simultaneously someone who used soap & water might find only using bidets with water to be gross
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and someone who uses isopropyl alcoohol to disinfect will probably find only soap and water gross
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if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste
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ThanatosRa wrote:My biggest problem is that I can't fix any of this.
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BebeYoshi wrote:Saltyflame909
Cobby wrote:The trash bin... have you lost your way home anon?
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here you go:
bidet thread: get one. if you cannot afford one, that's okay. there's also things you can attach to your toilet. if you can't afford one like that either. okay. it happens.
bidets allow you to clean your ass and genitals without having to take a shower. convenient for both regular hygiene (i feel like garbage whenever i can't use a bidet because public bathrooms tend to not have one) and Sexy hygiene if you're about to get down to business.
rubbing toilet paper ultimately can remove most of The Bad Things but it still does not have the same feeling as properly cleaning it, just like you feel clean after taking a shower. washing your hands in the shower or the sink are essentially the same. washing your ass on the bidet or the shower are essentially the same (if you use soap)
using toilet paper is better than not using anything at all. wet wipes can help but i'm pretty sure they don't have soap so they won't be as clean as using soap (unless you use both? dunno if this is possible). it's just insane to say that using a bidet isn't more hygienic. you cannot compare toilet paper with water and soap for cleaning any part of your body.
that's it. are you happy. i am miserable now
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I wash my hands well because my touch my nose, things that I eat etc
I wash my body in the shower because sweat makes you smell bad to everybody within a few feet of you.
Why would I wash the inside of my butt every time I use the potty? It doesn't touch anything, and nobody will smell it. Besides, there's no such thing as a "clean butt". Even if you just got out of the shower and wiped without defecating, your hand will still be nasty enough to warrant washing.
This idealized standard of anal cleanliness is both unnecessary and impossible to meet.
Farquaar wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:43 pm
Imagine my grandparents surviving nazi concentration camps only for their grandson to be accused of nazism for criticizing a citrus fruit on the internet.
Shaps-cloud wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:59 am
May eventually become one of the illusive maintainer-headmins if they choose to pursue that path, having a coder in the senior admin leadership has usually been positive for both sides in the past.
Farquaar wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:43 pm
Imagine my grandparents surviving nazi concentration camps only for their grandson to be accused of nazism for criticizing a citrus fruit on the internet.
Farquaar wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:45 am
Why would I wash the inside of my butt every time I use the potty? It doesn't touch anything, and nobody will smell it.
argentina campeón
what's cooking good looking i'm jill desouza and i am here to try
Farquaar wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:43 pm
Imagine my grandparents surviving nazi concentration camps only for their grandson to be accused of nazism for criticizing a citrus fruit on the internet.
I think I have to take a purely utilitarian stance on bidets. I'm not saying that they wouldn't improve the quality of the hygiene of my lower area. The hygiene it affords is simply not worth it. If I was ever in a position where I cared about the cleanliness of what lay beneath my shorts, I would take a shower.
Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 4:55 pm
if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste
Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 4:55 pm
if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste
what!?
your not fully clean with anything but water
To try will give you friction burns.
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ThanatosRa wrote:My biggest problem is that I can't fix any of this.
Boris wrote:shadowflame either has a brain the size of a pea or one the size of the moon and he's playing 58D chess.
BeeSting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
BebeYoshi wrote:Saltyflame909
Cobby wrote:The trash bin... have you lost your way home anon?
Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 4:55 pm
if you got a dirty arm and decided to rub it clean with toilet paper, you'd end up with a slightly dirty and painfully raw arm + a lot of tissue waste
what!?
your not fully clean with anything but water
To try will give you friction burns.
If cleaning your body with sand is good enough for desert birds, it's good enough for me.
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Farquaar wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:43 pm
Imagine my grandparents surviving nazi concentration camps only for their grandson to be accused of nazism for criticizing a citrus fruit on the internet.
oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 4:51 am
if you have the ability to cross a great distance in comfort or in squalor, do you only pick the comfort option when you absolutely need to?
Walking around with a wet buttcrack isn't comfortable.
Farquaar wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:43 pm
Imagine my grandparents surviving nazi concentration camps only for their grandson to be accused of nazism for criticizing a citrus fruit on the internet.
You know I realize I only read like 3 of the posts in the original bidets thread and maybe that's why I erroneously thought making this thread would be an okay idea
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