[StickyMayhem] mrstrawman - I Failed to follow simple instructions nut

[oranges]

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Admins make event, say not to press button that kills people or there will be problems

be me, not antag

beeline button and press it

get banned

wtf what for?

[MrStonedOne]

i think you missed the "even without the event part".

Edit: their event conduct was banned under rule 1, and rule 9.

[GamerAndYeahMick]

Everybody reducing this to "do not touch" is lame.

It was specified that opening it would kill everybody on the station.

This isn't the same as a vague do not touch.

Everybody reducing this to "somebody touched it" is also lame.

They minmax botany, spammed monkeys, then used the distraction to steal pepper spray and then used that to down the entire security+captain team so they could b-line to the special item they wanted to own.

Even without the event, it sounds like they are exhibiting the exact behavior that old rule 3 was meant to cover and ban.

Man that's wild man would did bad by a rule that isn't a rule right now gets banned anyways.

All our rules boil down to not being a dick anyway in terms of the standard rules and manuel specific rules are just a different flavor and definition of what being a dick is so it doesn't really matter if there isn't something explicitly written if an admin can justify banning you for your behaviour being detrimental or if you are acting as a "dick", that being said I didn't even read the complaint or what happened so LOL

[Timonk]

I don't think y'all understand.
If admin says don't touch, certain death, 90% of the time they want you to touch it.
How was he supposed to know to specifically not touch this one because it had round ending creatures in it?

[Pandarsenic]

Maybe it's not his place to fight the entire security team and command staff to find out as a nonantag

[MrStonedOne]

Maybe it's not his place to fight the entire security team and command staff to find out as a nonantag

[Pandarsenic]

Not to peanut; I was the CMO this shift, and was next to the crate right when it was opened. I've recorded the whole round, and will post a video of the event in about 11 hours from this post when I arrive back home from work.

I'm so ready

I'm so excited

This is going to be amazing, I can feel it

[CMDR_Gungnir]

I don't think y'all understand.
If admin says don't touch, certain death, 90% of the time they want you to touch it.
How was he supposed to know to specifically not touch this one because it had round ending creatures in it?

The box literally said what it was filled with in its description if he looked at it.

[WineAllWine]

This is the most StickyMayhem thing to ever happen and I love it

[WineAllWine]

as an afterthought, exactly what rule was broken under the rules section?

eXaCtLy WhAt RuLe WaS bRoKeN

never works when rule 1 is don't be a dick. An admin can ban anyone for anything that they think is "being a dick" which is a frankly huge amount of scope.

[Timonk]

I don't think y'all understand.
If admin says don't touch, certain death, 90% of the time they want you to touch it.
How was he supposed to know to specifically not touch this one because it had round ending creatures in it?

The box literally said what it was filled with in its description if he looked at it.

Wait what

[Jonathan Gupta]

as an afterthought, exactly what rule was broken under the rules section?

for each player you kill as a non antag its a 1 day ban for each person you kill.

[Kendrickorium]

I know you were probably just trying to make the round more interesting sticky, but events (or anything) in ss13 never goes according to plan
if you want to do events you need to learn to fucking roll with the punches
ss13 is LITERALLY ABOUT NOTHING GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN

this MIGHT have flown on a MRP or HRP server but its terry for christ sake

if anything YOU should be disciplined for spawning a crate full of shit capable of killing players and then acting all fucking surprised when it gets opened

LRP is not NRP. If you're told something will kill everyone on station, ignore the label on the box, and do it, after incapacitating the entire Security and Command team to get to it, then you have noone to blame except for yourself.

Edit: People act like it's just banbaiting or going to be super boring because noone can touch it, but given LRP's rules allowing murderboning, if an antag touched it and set them free, it'd be fine and an interesting dynamic. There were a lot of opportunities for it to be messed with, it just should've been done by someone who was ALLOWED to commit/cause mass death.

LRP is close enough to NRP to maybe not spawn a crate with round ending creatures in it, tell people not to open it and expect them to listen

[Kendrickorium]

Maybe it's not his place to fight the entire security team and command staff to find out as a nonantag

...not his place... but perhaps his duty?

[Kendrickorium]

as an afterthought, exactly what rule was broken under the rules section?

eXaCtLy WhAt RuLe WaS bRoKeN

never works when rule 1 is don't be a dick. An admin can ban anyone for anything that they think is "being a dick" which is a frankly huge amount of scope.

YoU RuInED mY eVEnT baWWWWwwWwWW

[CMDR_Gungnir]

I don't think y'all understand.
If admin says don't touch, certain death, 90% of the time they want you to touch it.
How was he supposed to know to specifically not touch this one because it had round ending creatures in it?

The box literally said what it was filled with in its description if he looked at it.

Wait what

Stickymayhem/(Jack Steiner) modified DANGEROUS SPECIMEN CRATE's desc from A hefty wooden crate. You'll need a crowbar to get it open. to A hefty wooden crate. You'll need a crowbar to get it open. A label on the side reads: SUPERMATTER SPIDERS, DO NOT OPEN OUTSIDE OF CONTAINMENT. HANDLE WITH GLOVES. OPEN USING A SILICON OR EXPENDABLE CREW.

[Donpedrito]

I remember when I was little, reading about Pandora's Box; I always thought it was stupid that Zeus just gives her a box with everything bad in it but shrugs it off with "hey, I told her not to open it." After all, nobody made him give her the box, he clearly wanted it opened, he just needed someone to blame.

Anyway this allegory is actually completely unrelated, because Pandora didn't fight past several people to reach a box that had been given to someone else and didn't belong to her, only to then open it even though the box says in big letters "THIS BOX CONTAINS ALL THE ILLS OF MANKIND, SICKNESS, GREED, DEATH, ETC. DO NOT OPEN."

I was 100% on the appealer’s side of this being banbait until finding out they conveniently neglected to mention the shit they had to pull just to reach the crate. This dude basically walked into a nuclear power plant, past the barbed wire and locked doors, fighting off the security guards and ignoring the radiation signs, so they could press the big red button labeled “Press to Cause Nuclear Meltdown” (that I assume all nuclear reactors have) and then tried to pass it off as being curious what the button does.

[Kendrickorium]

I don't think y'all understand.
If admin says don't touch, certain death, 90% of the time they want you to touch it.
How was he supposed to know to specifically not touch this one because it had round ending creatures in it?

The box literally said what it was filled with in its description if he looked at it.

Wait what

Stickymayhem/(Jack Steiner) modified DANGEROUS SPECIMEN CRATE's desc from A hefty wooden crate. You'll need a crowbar to get it open. to A hefty wooden crate. You'll need a crowbar to get it open. A label on the side reads: SUPERMATTER SPIDERS, DO NOT OPEN OUTSIDE OF CONTAINMENT. HANDLE WITH GLOVES. OPEN USING A SILICON OR EXPENDABLE CREW.

>expendable crew

heh good one

[Super Aggro Crag]

I remember when I was little, reading about Pandora's Box; I always thought it was stupid that Zeus just gives her a box with everything bad in it but shrugs it off with "hey, I told her not to open it." After all, nobody made him give her the box, he clearly wanted it opened, he just needed someone to blame.

Anyway this allegory is actually completely unrelated, because Pandora didn't fight past several people to reach a box that had been given to someone else and didn't belong to her, only to then open it even though the box says in big letters "THIS BOX CONTAINS ALL THE ILLS OF MANKIND, SICKNESS, GREED, DEATH, ETC. DO NOT OPEN."

I was 100% on the appealer’s side of this being banbait until finding out they conveniently neglected to mention the shit they had to pull just to reach the crate. This dude basically walked into a nuclear power plant, past the barbed wire and locked doors, fighting off the security guards and ignoring the radiation signs, so they could press the big red button labeled “Press to Cause Nuclear Meltdown” (that I assume all nuclear reactors have) and then tried to pass it off as being curious what the button does.

https://youtu.be/PunbEq7koEk

[Kendrickorium]

https://youtu.be/PunbEq7koEk

this game looks to be a masterpiece that Kojima himself would be proud of

I must play it immediately

[cacogen]

Anyway this allegory is actually completely unrelated, because Pandora didn't fight past several people to reach a box that had been given to someone else and didn't belong to her, only to then open it even though the box says in big letters "THIS BOX CONTAINS ALL THE ILLS OF MANKIND, SICKNESS, GREED, DEATH, ETC. DO NOT OPEN."

lol

lmao

[Armhulen]

>the youtube video
24 hours is so fucking lenient aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaa he really does just rush in there and kill himself and others with the spiders wow

[san7890]

*mumble mumble* TIDER CULTURE *mumble mumble*

[cacogen]

Hi,

As promised, a video of the event:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK0SLDFe9uo

The action starts about halfway in.

Is being able to pepperspray security a recent change or what? also did they add that music or is it one of those sounds admins play that don't show up on the player

[Mothblocks]

surely there's no way he thought he was going through all that fighting just for himself to be killed and for the event to still somehow continue

[BlueMemesauce]

mrstonedone is right he should be banned for being a powergame that rushed to get gear so he could get the event item as soon as possible before anyone else had a chance

but stickymayhem reasoning is shit. just the opening the crate isnt worthy of a ban even if there was deadly mobs inside it. the problem was that he went out of his way to get it first, it doesnt matter what was in it.

[oranges]

Stickymayhem's reasoning is based on his behaviour, do you think that maybe if circumstances hadn't been different and this guy had not powergamed this hard there might have been different IC consequences for his actions?

use your brain for 30 seconds and you can see that the outcome of this is entirely due to the appealers own epic stupidity.

[oranges]

Hi,

As promised, a video of the event:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK0SLDFe9uo

The action starts about halfway in.

Is being able to pepperspray security a recent change or what? also did they add that music or is it one of those sounds admins play that don't show up on the player

It's related to the changes I made to gasmasks, to have pepper spray protection now you need either advanced tech, or get the fov effect.

[Timonk]

Hi,

As promised, a video of the event:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK0SLDFe9uo

The action starts about halfway in.

Is being able to pepperspray security a recent change or what? also did they add that music or is it one of those sounds admins play that don't show up on the player

It's related to the changes I made to gasmasks, to have pepper spray protection now you need either advanced tech, or get the fov effect.

Or be russian

[Pandarsenic]

Not to peanut; I was the CMO this shift, and was next to the crate right when it was opened. I've recorded the whole round, and will post a video of the event in about 11 hours from this post when I arrive back home from work.

I'm so ready

I'm so excited

This is going to be amazing, I can feel it

I told you it was going to be amazing, holy shit.

crashes through sec and command with the pepper spray when they come back, pries the crate open, backs into the corner, spams their flip button until they fall down, immediately gets dusted.

[Kendrickorium]

all I see is an 8bit pixel spacemen exercising his god damn 8bit pixel rights to open a crate he was told not to open

shit right here is what makes this game fun

"follow these directions step by step and don't anyone dare deviate from the directions I've laid out" is what an asshole manager tells his employees

god bless that assistant

[Stickymayhem]

"Welcome to your first day at McDonald's, there's the till, here's the ice cream machine and these bad boys are the fryers"
"Cool"
"Whatever you do, do not plunge your arms to the shoulder in boiling oil"
"What?"
"Don't do it. Do not fry your arms. Seriously you'll go to hospital and you'll probably lose them both. It's extremely hot do not immerse your limbs in the deep fat fryer you could easily die."
"..."
"You've got that look in your eyes like you're going to immediately plunge your arms into the deep fat fryer as soon as I turn around. Do not do it. There is literally a label on the side explicitly telling you not to do it."
"IM A FREE MAN YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEE"
"Get the fuck out of my franchise"

[Kendrickorium]

maybe you shouldnt let retards around hot fryers, huh?

[Armhulen]

maybe you shouldnt let retards around hot fryers, huh?

So nobody gets hot fryers at a fast food place because someone can dunk their hands in? Someone could jam their fingers up the ice cream machine too, or smash their head into the till. How about instead of not offering something because people can ruin it, we just remove people who will ruin it and let the rest enjoy

[Armhulen]

Of course sticky had to make it a food analogy

[Kendrickorium]

maybe you shouldnt let retards around hot fryers, huh?

So nobody gets hot fryers at a fast food place because someone can dunk their hands in? Someone could jam their fingers up the ice cream machine too, or smash their head into the till. How about instead of not offering something because people can ruin it, we just remove people who will ruin it and let the rest enjoy

I remain 100 percent certain that had it not been him, someone else would have done it

off the top of my head i could list like 5 people on sybil that would beeline right for it as well

[Farquaar]

The problem with that analogy is that LRP SS13 is not at all like working at McDonalds. Maybe if you're playing on Bay or something.

[Super Aggro Crag]

"Welcome to your first day at McDonald's, there's the till, here's the ice cream machine and these bad boys are the fryers"
"Cool"
"Whatever you do, do not plunge your arms to the shoulder in boiling oil"
"What?"
"Don't do it. Do not fry your arms. Seriously you'll go to hospital and you'll probably lose them both. It's extremely hot do not immerse your limbs in the deep fat fryer you could easily die."
"..."
"You've got that look in your eyes like you're going to immediately plunge your arms into the deep fat fryer as soon as I turn around. Do not do it. There is literally a label on the side explicitly telling you not to do it."
"IM A FREE MAN YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEE"
"Get the fuck out of my franchise"

imagine being so fat you look at a box full of spiders and think of mcdonalds

[Stickymayhem]

maybe you shouldnt let retards around hot fryers, huh?

So nobody gets hot fryers at a fast food place because someone can dunk their hands in? Someone could jam their fingers up the ice cream machine too, or smash their head into the till. How about instead of not offering something because people can ruin it, we just remove people who will ruin it and let the rest enjoy

I remain 100 percent certain that had it not been him, someone else would have done it

off the top of my head i could list like 5 people on sybil that would beeline right for it as well

Give me names I'll ban them too

[Super Aggro Crag]

maybe you shouldnt let retards around hot fryers, huh?

So nobody gets hot fryers at a fast food place because someone can dunk their hands in? Someone could jam their fingers up the ice cream machine too, or smash their head into the till. How about instead of not offering something because people can ruin it, we just remove people who will ruin it and let the rest enjoy

I remain 100 percent certain that had it not been him, someone else would have done it

off the top of my head i could list like 5 people on sybil that would beeline right for it as well

Give me names I'll ban them too

stickymayhem, stickymayhem, stickymayhem, stickymayhem, stickymayhem

get banned

[Pandarsenic]

maybe you shouldnt let retards around hot fryers, huh?

Yeah that's what the ban does

[san7890]

"Welcome to your first day at McDonald's, there's the till, here's the ice cream machine and these bad boys are the fryers"
"Cool"
"Whatever you do, do not plunge your arms to the shoulder in boiling oil"
"What?"
"Don't do it. Do not fry your arms. Seriously you'll go to hospital and you'll probably lose them both. It's extremely hot do not immerse your limbs in the deep fat fryer you could easily die."
"..."
"You've got that look in your eyes like you're going to immediately plunge your arms into the deep fat fryer as soon as I turn around. Do not do it. There is literally a label on the side explicitly telling you not to do it."
"IM A FREE MAN YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEE"
"Get the fuck out of my franchise"

vegan talking about mcdonald's lol

[Stickymayhem]

https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/late ... plant.html

[Timberpoes]

McPlant sounds like some sort of McDonald's union buster snuck in to spy on the union and break it apart.

[Mothblocks]

McBurger

[Vekter]

I just saw the video, I was under the impression he walked up and opened it, not that he actively attacked like four people to do it.

That's even worse.

[Armhulen]

I just saw the video, I was under the impression he walked up and opened it, not that he actively attacked like four people to do it.

That's even worse.

I know right

[iwishforducks]

bless the assistant doing exactly what sticky wanted to happen (for someone to open the box) and then sticky being all surprised when they set out bait for the entire crew rather than specifically antagonists

[Kendrickorium]

>attacked like 4 people to do it

holy shit he let off a box of monkey cubes that no one ever interacted with, pepper sprayed exactly 2 people and crawled underneath 4 people and opened a crate

*flip *flip *flip *flip *flip *flip

WHAT A MONSTER

thank god filth like that was taken off the servers for a day.

[Vekter]

>attacked like 4 people to do it

holy shit he let off a box of monkey cubes that no one ever interacted with, pepper sprayed exactly 2 people and crawled underneath 4 people and opened a crate

*flip *flip *flip *flip *flip *flip

WHAT A MONSTER

thank god filth like that was taken off the servers for a day.

I'm saying that he had to actively do shit to get the box open instead of just hitting it with a crowbar out in the open.

[Timonk]

>attacked like 4 people to do it

holy shit he let off a box of monkey cubes that no one ever interacted with, pepper sprayed exactly 2 people and crawled underneath 4 people and opened a crate

*flip *flip *flip *flip *flip *flip

WHAT A MONSTER

thank god filth like that was taken off the servers for a day.

I'm saying that he had to actively do shit to get the box open instead of just hitting it with a crowbar out in the open.

What, you walked into sec? So you actively broke in?

[Avylaar]

Hi,

As promised, a video of the event:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK0SLDFe9uo

The action starts about halfway in.

Is being able to pepperspray security a recent change or what? also did they add that music or is it one of those sounds admins play that don't show up on the player

Hi Caco,
This was my music playing, nl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNrgiDfPq8
If you don't know Aphex Twin, he's had at least 1 top 1 UK billboard song in the early 2000's, I believe with "Didgeridoo".
It's recommendable stuff, one of the uk's forefathers to electronic music many took inspiration from.