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Breaking Lore thread
Post all your breaking lore news here
Post everything the people in lore general refuse to acknowledge as the true reality:
1. Moth society is largely made up of religious fanatics. There is much more to this later
2. The new thermal pistols are chambered in 4.55THz x 10.48 eV^-4 (ignore the x, it's not actually a multiplication, it's for stylistic purposes; it's actually a ratio that has been grandfathered in)
These 2 new lore details have thereby been ratified by the General Lore Councile
Also if anyone from #lorebus is still alive please come here also even though you guys didn't do anything even remotely resembling lore
Post everything the people in lore general refuse to acknowledge as the true reality:
1. Moth society is largely made up of religious fanatics. There is much more to this later
2. The new thermal pistols are chambered in 4.55THz x 10.48 eV^-4 (ignore the x, it's not actually a multiplication, it's for stylistic purposes; it's actually a ratio that has been grandfathered in)
These 2 new lore details have thereby been ratified by the General Lore Councile
Also if anyone from #lorebus is still alive please come here also even though you guys didn't do anything even remotely resembling lore
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[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
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<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
the captain's bathroom is a nonfunctional cosmetic replica, all the head of staff lockers have little holes in the bottom so they can shit in them when they need to
space dragons only exist as long as people believe in them, they were extinct for hundreds of years until nanotrasen discovered ancient egyptian artifacts in space china and everyone started believing in them again
monkeys have souls, the biogenerator is actually a divine instrument wrought from energies beyond mankind's understanding capable of birthing new lives from the atoms of prayers and watermelon juice
ian is a tulpa
space dragons only exist as long as people believe in them, they were extinct for hundreds of years until nanotrasen discovered ancient egyptian artifacts in space china and everyone started believing in them again
monkeys have souls, the biogenerator is actually a divine instrument wrought from energies beyond mankind's understanding capable of birthing new lives from the atoms of prayers and watermelon juice
ian is a tulpa
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
the orgin of the supermatter is the the essence of a thousand clowns thrown into a singularity crushed and compressed into a crystal. that is why it is yellow
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Ticky tocky goes clocky, you did an icky ocky!
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
The Clown Planet was once the seat of a galactic superpower. Once feared, their fall from hegemony in the 2400s has led to clowns becoming a true laughing stock. Their traditional clothing, symbols, and rituals were caricatured and grew to be a subject of mockery, until clownish culture became little more than a humorous costume.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
Bluespace is a fourth spacial dimension. It's hard for low frequency phenomena to move or expand into the bluer parts of bluespace, due to some sort of frequency filtering phenomenon. We don't know how it works. It's BS.
There is a redspace (the "below" to the bluespace's "above") but it's complicated to access for some reason. Funky stuff lives there.
Bluespace launchpads are fourth dimensional catapults. Bluespace crystals are small in three dimensional space but ridiculously long in the fourth axis, and are used as levers.
Breaking a bluespace crystal is fourth dimensional polejumping.
There is a redspace (the "below" to the bluespace's "above") but it's complicated to access for some reason. Funky stuff lives there.
Bluespace launchpads are fourth dimensional catapults. Bluespace crystals are small in three dimensional space but ridiculously long in the fourth axis, and are used as levers.
Breaking a bluespace crystal is fourth dimensional polejumping.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
The redspace can only be loosely interpreted as the fractals in which 'true sunlight' exists. It is the permeating warmth that both vends off the void and heralds the inevitable heat death of the universe. Individuals who pass through the .0000000000001 micron spaces that leak true redspace are instantly conflagrated from the ghost out. Those who have the willpower to survive this intense and immeasurably agony are cursed to burn forever, nicknamed 'the plasma men'.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
It was blasted off into space in the 2259 "Supermatter vodka" incident. Hence space russians.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
its all coming together nowNot-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:17 amIt was blasted off into space in the 2259 "Supermatter vodka" incident. Hence space russians.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
Okay, lore question for you all: are ss13 humans genetically modified?
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
The rigours of long-term habitation in space required that humans be modified so as to be unable to bend at the knees. Movement is accomplished by sliding along floors at high speeds.Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:39 am Okay, lore question for you all: are ss13 humans genetically modified?
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
Cloning was removed from NT stations due to a lack of Cloner Toner
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
We literally pick out our characters genes at character creation. This checks out.Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:39 am Okay, lore question for you all: are ss13 humans genetically modified?
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
why would they not beBawhoppennn wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:39 am Okay, lore question for you all: are ss13 humans genetically modified?
NT owns your soul and genome and if you die you come back just fine the next shift because of the fact that cloners are, lore-wise, still employed by NT but only at CC to keep their crews alive
as NT you don't need to care about anything other than the immediate few days/weeks for your employees so go all-in on genetic modification, they can't say no
as for my breaking lore bit:
station gravity is not the same as earth gravity - gravity would be the same as icebox, which is a moon of a moon and presumably not the same as terran gravity
keeping gravity the same across all research platforms (stations and icebox) is important for reproducing experiments
considering icebox has a water cycle and an atmosphere it's probably also got a magnetic field (and presumably some level of gravity to sustain a "survivable" atmosphere) so I'm betting it's probably around 0.6-0.9 g (probably a fairly dense moon)
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
In the year 2400, the landmass previously thought of as the peninsula of Florida was discovered to be a colossal mineral based alien parasite that was coming out of an extended period of suspended animation. In order to save Earth from the spread of Florida and it's reality deviance, the state was quarantined and launched into deep space via experimental wormhole technology. It settled on a rogue planet and quickly converted the shadowed world into Planet Florida. The laws of physics are only mere suggestions here and the planet has terrifying and eldritch effects on the DNA of its inhabitants. The few mad survivors that scrabble for subsistence in the darkened fetid swamps make excellent recruits for the Space Wizards Federation, and Nanotrasen has declared the entirety of the Florida system to be off-limits and subject to a total information quarantine.
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Re: Breaking Lore thread
junglestation loreSuper Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:21 pm In the year 2400, the landmass previously thought of as the peninsula of Florida was discovered to be a colossal mineral based alien parasite that was coming out of an extended period of suspended animation. In order to save Earth from the spread of Florida and it's reality deviance, the state was quarantined and launched into deep space via experimental wormhole technology. It settled on a rogue planet and quickly converted the shadowed world into Planet Florida. The laws of physics are only mere suggestions here and the planet has terrifying and eldritch effects on the DNA of its inhabitants. The few mad survivors that scrabble for subsistence in the darkened fetid swamps make excellent recruits for the Space Wizards Federation, and Nanotrasen has declared the entirety of the Florida system to be off-limits and subject to a total information quarantine.
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