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An antagonist type from ss13 has to assassinate you irl

Post by Shadowflame909 » #631904

What type would you want it to be?

For me it'd be a wizard. Highest chance of it being done the quickest and painless. Or a lot of pain but definitely the shortest duration.
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Re: An antagonist type from ss13 has to assassinate you irl

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Cult.
In dying I become a part of something greater, and remain alive in some way.
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Malf AI is also an appropriate answer for similar reasons.
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Re: An antagonist type from ss13 has to assassinate you irl

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Thief, they get banned by god
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Armhulen wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 12:37 am Thief, they get banned by god
This is actually possible. Armhulenn predicted reality???
datorangebottle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 12:20 am Cult.
In dying I become a part of something greater, and remain alive in some way.
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I hope they don't lose your shard..
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Post by massa » #631919

Xenomorphs.

What an enviable union.
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Post by CMDR_Gungnir » #631935

Wizard. He's so excited that he finally rolled Wizard, but he's too scared to actually do anything because he doesn't want to get dunked on and waste this roll, so he sits around and does nothing because he's taking it too slow.
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #631940

question is there a possibility of fighting them?
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Post by sinfulbliss » #631942

Headrev. dying in an uprising would be a pretty cool way to go
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obsessed it means someone likes me :)
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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 10:28 am obsessed it means someone likes me :)
we all love you, no homo ALSO YOU DIDNT ANSWER ME INGAME GIVE ME A JERMA JOKE.
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Nukies.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #631963

Surprised no one has said changeling yet, my legacy would go on.
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #631964

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:36 pm Surprised no one has said changeling yet, my legacy would go on.
I was going to say if I could fight back changeling, cult, or heretic.
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Sentient Disease.

I think it'd be funny.
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Clown Ops.
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Post by Misdoubtful » #631993

A bald self-antag with a toolbox wearing a gray jumpsuit.

I'll see it coming a mile away.
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #632025

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:59 am question is there a possibility of fighting them?
Yeah but no metagaming allowed, and to make it worse the antag spawns on the same station as you. So it could be a neighbor, roommate, or animal who suddenly awakens to mid-life antagonistic objectives!!! :o
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Post by Pandarsenic » #632048

Are Blob or Rat King valid options? I think those are pretty solidly in the "run away and let someone else deal with them" category
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Post by nianjiilical » #632054

i choose blob and then walk away in the other direction
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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:39 am
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:59 am question is there a possibility of fighting them?
Yeah but no metagaming allowed, and to make it worse the antag spawns on the same station as you. So it could be a neighbor, roommate, or animal who suddenly awakens to mid-life antagonistic objectives!!! :o
Cult shade then.
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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:39 am
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:59 am question is there a possibility of fighting them?
Yeah but no metagaming allowed, and to make it worse the antag spawns on the same station as you. So it could be a neighbor, roommate, or animal who suddenly awakens to mid-life antagonistic objectives!!! :o
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Post by iwishforducks » #632107

swarmers

what are they gonna do, teleport me away?
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iwishforducks wrote: ↑Sun Feb 27, 2022 8:37 pm swarmers

what are they gonna do, teleport me away?
You will die of dehydration
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iwishforducks wrote: ↑Sun Feb 27, 2022 8:37 pm swarmers

what are they gonna do, teleport me away?
Do removed antags count? If so, Hivemind Host would be pretty funny.
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