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The doomsday clock

Postby Jalleo » Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:29 pm #61940

So now is as bad as the USSR and USA was in 1984 discuss. (Doomsday clock at 11:57 PM)



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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Ricotez » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:23 pm #61950

I'm not surprised, seeing how many powerful men are playing Risk with the world.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Snake2512 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:27 pm #61951

can I play Iron Maiden yet.
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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Zellion » Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:41 pm #62067


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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Kraso » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:25 pm #62434

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Kot » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:05 pm #62453

#soon #halflife3 #ded #lieksoded
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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby nsos » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:41 pm #62467

it's a legitimate reality now that modern civilization ends before hl3 gets released

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby nsos » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:43 pm #62468

1000s of years from now the survivors of the collapse, speaking in pidgin languages and scavenging for whatever's left will come upon artifacts writing in an unknown script

the only reoccurring letters appear to be "HL3". could it have been how those in history described the end of the world? was HL3 the apocalyptic weapon that destroyed the human race beyond all repair? this other word "dildo" also seems to be reoccuring.

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Malkevin » Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:47 am #63679

Ricotez wrote:I'm not surprised, seeing how many powerful men are playing Risk with the world.

Jews you mean, right?
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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby allura » Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:49 pm #63777

lmao whoever runs this clock is adork

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Ricotez » Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:00 pm #63782

Malkevin wrote:
Ricotez wrote:I'm not surprised, seeing how many powerful men are playing Risk with the world.

Jews you mean, right?


I'm actually referring to Putin and Crimea.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Malkevin » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:58 pm #63849

Okay Shilly McGoldstein
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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Scones » Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:12 pm #63857

do people seriously believe this shit

i didn't read too deeply but this is literally just arbitrary number assignment by some cunt scientists who are just going to say "I TOLD U SO, MUH PROBABILITY" when something actually does happen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock

100% bullshit, i was hoping that there would at least be an explanation as to how the system of point values operates beyond 'yeah sometimes we add points'
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Ricotez » Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:13 pm #63858

Malkevin wrote:Okay Shilly McGoldstein


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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Cipher3 » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:36 pm #63919

Cecily wrote:do people seriously believe this shit

i didn't read too deeply but this is literally just arbitrary number assignment by some cunt scientists who are just going to say "I TOLD U SO, MUH PROBABILITY" when something actually does happen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock

100% bullshit, i was hoping that there would at least be an explanation as to how the system of point values operates beyond 'yeah sometimes we add points'

This is not an empty-quote.
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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Screemonster » Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:56 pm #67423

Basically James Hansen got on the board and is using global warming as the reason.

So because global warming, humanity as a whole is apparently in greater immediate existential peril than we were during the cuban missile crisis.

I mean don't get me wrong I'm not saying we should just start burning endangered species for fuel and bulldoze rainforests to build toxic waste factories or anything like that but holy crap I can see where people are coming from when they accuse them of being alarmists

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Re: The doomsday clock

Postby Big Faggot » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:41 am #67480

lmao fucking hippies.

ya b/c a nuclear crisis that could strike at any momment is the sam as some jewish propaganda slow manageable problem that we idk even know what the actual consequences are yet.


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