If your too good at your job you turn the round into extended
Weak little heretic didnt deserve this
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normally yeah if he didn't exclusively play a mute security officer. the man has exactly 216 say logs across his last seven roundstart secoff shifts, most of which is "ai open" or "x bad"
I would love to see what percent of their say logs contain either "AI" or "bad"Scriptis wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 8:21 pmnormally yeah if he didn't exclusively play a mute security officer. the man has exactly 216 say logs across his last seven roundstart secoff shifts, most of which is "ai open" or "x bad"
i don't know how better to explain to anybody that the man plays this game exclusively for valids and doesn't actually roleplay
edit: for reference, in zyb's last roundstart shift, zyb had 47 say logs as some nameless secoff, summoner99 had 350 say logs as a borg, i had 445 say logs as CE, &c. for one shift. most of zyb's say logs were callouts ("x bad," "x is a y", "x in z"), &c. you can expect this man to communicate with players more than an order of magnitude less than literally anyone else doing the bare minimum
thehogshotgun wrote:How does having jannies like you, who have more brain tumor than brain benefit the server
give me ten minutes
This information is meaningless unless you give the server average for say logs.Scriptis wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 8:21 pmnormally yeah if he didn't exclusively play a mute security officer. the man has exactly 216 say logs across his last seven roundstart secoff shifts, most of which is "ai open" or "x bad"
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1 say every 3 minutes is like, less than virologist or xenobiologist levels of silence. This is combined with the fact that security has nearly zero job content that does not involve dealing with other players.chocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 9:02 pm This information is meaningless unless you give the server average for say logs.
216 over 7 rounds is about 30 says per round.
For 90 minute shifts (coder target) that's about 1 say every 3 minutes. Really doesn't sound that bad.
i am not mothblocks and i bill by the hour for chartschocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 9:02 pm This information is meaningless unless you give the server average for say logs.
216 over 7 rounds is about 30 says per round.
For 90 minute shifts (coder target) that's about 1 say every 3 minutes. Really doesn't sound that bad.
I'm scared to volunteer and yetScriptis wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 9:09 pmi am not mothblocks and i bill by the hour for chartschocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 9:02 pm This information is meaningless unless you give the server average for say logs.
216 over 7 rounds is about 30 says per round.
For 90 minute shifts (coder target) that's about 1 say every 3 minutes. Really doesn't sound that bad.
ask for a ckey and i will provide the same post above for that ckey as a metric for how little zyb says. i promise it's that bad
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tot-allyPandarsenic wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 10:04 pm Waiting to see someone's count go up massively when you add "tot" to the list
Wow! 99% of your say logs are about antags! You probably need a lawyer!Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 10:04 pm Waiting to see someone's count go up massively when you add "tot" to the list
The vast majority of my time was spent as a random namer. I'd love to see my stats on that one.
thehogshotgun wrote:How does having jannies like you, who have more brain tumor than brain benefit the server
The data I have is only shifts Zyb played at from roundstart. You do appear in those shifts with a Zyb Index of 7.2% (27/370), but this is long after you rolled random names.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
Literally just take their focus. They've needed it to jaunt since the reworkRageguy505 wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 5:36 am even i have a hard time restraining heretics as a pacifist, they could jaunt everywhere
What were they? I want to behold the quality of zyb's roleplayPandarsenic wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 8:23 am Reviewing his say logs from that round manually, he says a staggering 7 lines that don't appear to be directly related to hunting antags, maaaybe 8. In the whole round. I'm in awe.
Validhoonting:Annihilite111 wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 8:58 amWhat were they? I want to behold the quality of zyb's roleplayPandarsenic wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 8:23 am Reviewing his say logs from that round manually, he says a staggering 7 lines that don't appear to be directly related to hunting antags, maaaybe 8. In the whole round. I'm in awe.
Other:12:51:32 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "Arrest Sergio, has a baton" (111, 166, 2) Brig
12:52:38 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "BORG" (85, 148, 2) Storage Wing
12:52:40 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "GET OVER HERE" (84, 147, 2) Storage Wing
01:00:45 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "AI open" (106, 169, 2) Brig
01:00:54 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "missed a spot" (113, 165, 2) Brig
01:01:04 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "nice necklace" (118, 165, 2) Brig
01:02:01 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "well this place is messed up" (92, 182, 2) Prison Wing
01:02:05 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "What happened to permabrig?" (91, 183, 2) Prison Wing
01:03:35 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "AI door" (106, 171, 2) Armory
01:06:14 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "AI door" (117, 129, 2) Captain's Quarters
01:06:33 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "AI door" (117, 129, 2) Captain's Quarters
01:07:03 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "I could if you'd OPEN THE DOOR" (117, 129, 2) Captain's Quarters
01:09:46 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "Get the turret!" (215, 136, 2) AI Satellite Antechamber
01:10:07 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "probably" (107, 137, 2) Bridge
01:10:09 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "all AI are evil" (107, 137, 2) Bridge
01:12:34 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "hey" (109, 99, 2) Aft Primary Hallway
01:12:36 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "heretic brain here" (109, 99, 2) Aft Primary Hallway
01:14:26 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "Who and where?" (134, 93, 2) Research Division
01:14:59 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "AI is Robocop" (126, 97, 2) Security Post - Science
01:17:57 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "shoot him back" (130, 137, 2) Starboard Primary Hallway
01:18:48 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "yeah" (117, 145, 2) Central Primary Hallway
01:18:53 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "didn't say I wouldn't arrest you for it" (115, 145, 2) Central Primary Hallway
01:21:43 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "AI laws" (107, 168, 2) Brig
The "can't breathe / doesn't help / death to borgs" is also PROBABLY related to chasing an antag at the vault and dying from something, but I can't be bothered to check that closely. I was similarly generous with the teleporter bit.12:53:11 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "can't breathe" (84, 161, 2) Vault
12:53:18 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "THAT DOESN'T HELP" (83, 162, 2) Vault
12:53:43 WHISPER Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "death to the borgs" (83, 158, 2) Storage Wing
01:04:36 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "yes?" (117, 165, 2) Brig
01:05:25 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "No beacon" (99, 122, 2) Teleporter Room
01:05:29 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "Tough luck" (102, 127, 2) Command Hallway
01:19:19 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "neat" (121, 144, 2) Central Primary Hallway
01:28:42 SAY Zybwivcz/(Josh Meyers) "good hustle team" (131, 192, 13) Emergency Shuttle
play opus: echo of starsongSuper Aggro Crag wrote:This is what u get when u let people into your community
hit me docScriptis wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 9:09 pmi am not mothblocks and i bill by the hour for chartschocolate_bickie wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 9:02 pm This information is meaningless unless you give the server average for say logs.
216 over 7 rounds is about 30 says per round.
For 90 minute shifts (coder target) that's about 1 say every 3 minutes. Really doesn't sound that bad.
ask for a ckey and i will provide the same post above for that ckey as a metric for how little zyb says. i promise it's that bad
I haven't seen any heretice since the update, I just ctrl-f jaunt on the heretic page to check if it still existedAnnihilite111 wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 8:12 amLiterally just take their focus. They've needed it to jaunt since the reworkRageguy505 wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 5:36 am even i have a hard time restraining heretics as a pacifist, they could jaunt everywhere
haha I kidnapped this guy and stabbed his eyes with a screwdriver out in maint for the kill last night buckled to a musty bed in a dark side room
Not in any Zyb shifts for the past month. Congratulations!
ZI 0.7% (1/137)
ZI 3% (12/323)
After stripping out a lot of talking with your cult members over cultspeak or etching runes into your arms, 10.0% for seven shifts (36/358). This doesn't include stripping out discussion in deadchat as well, which you're also very pleasantly active in, and about a quarter beyond that is you offering the AI malf upgrades.
if you are playing exclusively to remove other people from rounds you suck. you have a guy that does not talk. simply clicks on people either as security or an antagonist. every. round.kieth4 wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 1:32 pm >play sec
>kill antags as the job is supposed to do
>get cried at by jannies.
What else is he meant to do? Break into song and dance before he restrains antagonists? He's playing security, if it was an assistant I'd understand but some people want to brain off kill antags.
>mfw I talk the most as antag.Scriptis wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 6:48 pmAfter stripping out a lot of talking with your cult members over cultspeak or etching runes into your arms, 10.0% for seven shifts (36/358). This doesn't include stripping out discussion in deadchat as well, which you're also very pleasantly active in, and about a quarter beyond that is you offering the AI malf upgrades.
That was a lot of cult speak. Wow, you must really like communicating with your team members!
I remember while I was playing, there was a concept of wanting to "validhunt"... because you didn't roll antagonist. Thus, you could still feel like you're powerful and be able to train your unga 2D spessman skillz, without needing to have to lucked out and gotten rules-protection and other gear. You can just simply tide the fire axe or other high-damage items on the station and start slurking around maintenance looking to cave someone's head in (who was probably just preparing to get stuff started and may have actually been an interesting addition to the round). It's one thing to get caught, but it's another thing to get caught and immediately executed without being able to plead for your life.yeah desworders getting bludgeoned to death by everyone in the room is natural but I wish we were more MRP when it comes to situations where someone is trying to figure out whether someone is an antag or not. do we really need to check the shoes for hidden weapons? check for implants? I watched a clown get murdered for being a "heretic" and he was unable to fight back and did not use any abilities as he was shotgunned and beat to death by a shaft miner larping as sec. the detective decided to drag his corpse to med and had his heart replaced to ensure he wasnt a heretic.
I think my point is that the game would be more fun if people tried to do escalation with antags as they do with nonantags. You wouldnt shove someone to the floor and beat them to death with a toolbox if they are hacking into tool storage, so why should you do so if you see them use an airlock card on it? Because they are the bad guy? When the traitor whips out their esword to try and take you out as a witness, that should be your green light to beat them to death however you see fit.
"If you don't pony me up with no-slips and a pack of playing cards, I'll tell the crew who you really are... now go mush and kill Runtime or something."Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 7:42 pm Extorting and blackmailing antagonists that you have the upper hand on is much more rewarding then killing them. Wouldn't personally do it too often as sec, but its pretty fun.
To be clear here I have death matched greys for hacking into Cargo/Medical. If I ask you not to hack into my department and refuse to leave then one of us is going to be horizontal at the end of it.
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