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i am unemployed
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so like the majority of college football players.
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like most college football players i cannot stop running jokes into the ground
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So, ya, umm, that fucking superb owl alpaca bowl rematch game.
Holy shit thats how the super bowl should have gone.
Also: Feb, denver had legal weed shops open, seattle didn't, denver got owned. Sep, seattle AND denver have legal weed shop, it actually looks like a fair game.,
Just saying.
Anywho: GO SEAHAWKS. YA!
Holy shit thats how the super bowl should have gone.
Also: Feb, denver had legal weed shops open, seattle didn't, denver got owned. Sep, seattle AND denver have legal weed shop, it actually looks like a fair game.,
Just saying.
Anywho: GO SEAHAWKS. YA!
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That's a mighty fine Seahawks team you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
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With the huge amount of young talent the Astros have picked up over the past few seasons, they have an absurd farm system right now. All they really need to do is groom up some of that young minor league talent and use their overabundance of decent young players to trade for a few solid veterans to round things out and they'll have a monster team. I give it 3 seasons before they start making waves. Ditto for the Marlins in NL.Lovecraft wrote:I actually read an article the other day that was pretty eh but it explained to me why baseball's gone downhill.
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This is a nfl thread, nfl = american football, why da fuk we talkin bout baseball up in hur?
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Whose a better quarterback, Kirk Cousins or RGIII? I know single games aren't a good measure of a QB, but I think the same principle applies to RGIII for his single great season. He's a slightly above average QB who the Skins traded way too much to get. Thus I think while RGIII is a better QB, Cousins is only slightly worse.
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Steelers lost against the worst team in the NFL.
I'm done.
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The Raiders aren't going to win a single game this season. Count on it.
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Percy Harvin was just traded from the Seahawks to the Jets.
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condolences harvin
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>entire AFC North loses except the Bengals
>mfw the best quarterback in the AFC North is Andy motherfucking Dalton
>mfw the best quarterback in the AFC North is Andy motherfucking Dalton
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Can I bandwagon San Diego with you Mr. P? Baltimore is full of degenerates and Flacco stopped trying two seasons ago.
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Tfw finally get to watch Johnny Football play.
That Aikman arm. Dallas needs him. Gib Manziel, Cleveland. つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
That Aikman arm. Dallas needs him. Gib Manziel, Cleveland. つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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Sure, but lower your expectations. Last 4 games are New England, Denver, @San Francisco, @Kansas City. Getting 2 wins out of that would be an unexpected surprise, and I'm still not confident 10-6 will be good enough to wildcard in.WeeYakk wrote:
Can I bandwagon San Diego with you Mr. P? Baltimore is full of degenerates and Flacco stopped trying two seasons ago.
I don't care how good Manziel looks, you'd be crazy to give up on Romo.Vekter wrote:Tfw finally get to watch Johnny Football play.
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1. Rodgers
2. Peyton Manning
3. Brady
4. Brees
SMALL POWER GAP
5. Luck
6. Rivers
7. Romo
POWER GAP
9001. Eli Manning
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Thursday Night Football: Saturday Edition.
Why not just call it Saturday Night Football, holy shit.
Why not just call it Saturday Night Football, holy shit.
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I've come into this thread to tell you Johnny Football is the best QB of all time and only college football is the best football.
SEC,SEC,SEC,SEC,SEC,SEC!
SEC,SEC,SEC,SEC,SEC,SEC!
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one time i play foodball and black kid run into a tree and die
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isnt that how Remember the Titans ended
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After the freebie from pulling a fast one or two on Kansas City last year, I'm ok with letting them pull a few of their own. Still...
FUCK YOU KANSAS CITY
WE THIRD PLACE IN DIVISION NOW, ENJOY YOUR BETTER OPPONENTS AND WORSE DRAFT PICK
FUCK YOU KANSAS CITY
WE THIRD PLACE IN DIVISION NOW, ENJOY YOUR BETTER OPPONENTS AND WORSE DRAFT PICK
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TODAY IS THE DAY
THE START OF JOE FLACCO CARRYING THE RAVENS TO ANOTHER OWL
HALF THE TEAM IS INJURED OR ARRESTED, IS FLACCO ELITE ENOUGH?
THE START OF JOE FLACCO CARRYING THE RAVENS TO ANOTHER OWL
HALF THE TEAM IS INJURED OR ARRESTED, IS FLACCO ELITE ENOUGH?
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Go anyone but the Patriots
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wow stickied
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why was this stickied fuck off footboys
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Romo in the shotgun, his arms unfolding like the petals of roses, footballs firing into the counter-geometry of a hyperfield and somehow, past the ghosts of alternate timelines, connecting in deep coverage.
An entire team of 1985's Jim McMahon colonizing the back of Refrigerator Perry. McMahons slithering up from their burrows to Cyclops blast lasers from beneath their sunglasses. Lasers that incinerate Willie Gault. The ashes coalesce in the red zone. Wide receivers are no longer needed. The run game cannot be stopped. It is beyond being stopped. Perry heaves his leviathan body up from the turf. He towers over Soldier Field, dropping McMahons from his body. Offense and defense merging into a single monster that grinds the 1985 Patriots in its molars.
The Green Bay Packers from 1943, when the league allowed dogs to play against women because the men were fighting the Japs. Snarling packs at midfield. Rosie the running back, hair in a rag, shot full of radioactive serums, biceps like dozens of softballs stuffed into pantyhose. She is not a woman anymore. Not even human. She disappears under a snapping defensive line only to toss them aside as her plastic flesh heaves in a river into the end zone.
You made these things happen. Your fantasies created the Jacksonville Jaguars. Your meddling in things you cannot possibly comprehend caused the cannibal Raiders fans of 2006. Do you want a repeat of what Ben Roethlisberger did to all those Japanese kogal girls when he became an anime?
You wanted this so bad that you bought one of those ridiculous NFL packages on your TV. If you were real, observation would not alter the observed, but your life is a meaningless performance for those that look down from higher, incomprehensible perches. Watching all those games is changing the outcomes, just not how you would expect.
Drew Brees has a gem in the center of his forehead. When the ball is snapped he can see the circulatory system of every player on the field and, in red conduits, knows where their blood will be as the play develops. He can pass into coverage, because he can hear the song of the blood. But Drew Brees hungers. Your lust for betters stats have caused him to leave a trail of husks, drained of all moisture, their eyes black and their mouths frozen in silent screams.
I only warn you so that I may gloat that you are aware of your own depraved self-destruction. When Aaron Rodgers wears the black crown, when the skies over Baltimore open up, when the 49ers simply cease to exist, I will be there, laughing at your folly.
An entire team of 1985's Jim McMahon colonizing the back of Refrigerator Perry. McMahons slithering up from their burrows to Cyclops blast lasers from beneath their sunglasses. Lasers that incinerate Willie Gault. The ashes coalesce in the red zone. Wide receivers are no longer needed. The run game cannot be stopped. It is beyond being stopped. Perry heaves his leviathan body up from the turf. He towers over Soldier Field, dropping McMahons from his body. Offense and defense merging into a single monster that grinds the 1985 Patriots in its molars.
The Green Bay Packers from 1943, when the league allowed dogs to play against women because the men were fighting the Japs. Snarling packs at midfield. Rosie the running back, hair in a rag, shot full of radioactive serums, biceps like dozens of softballs stuffed into pantyhose. She is not a woman anymore. Not even human. She disappears under a snapping defensive line only to toss them aside as her plastic flesh heaves in a river into the end zone.
You made these things happen. Your fantasies created the Jacksonville Jaguars. Your meddling in things you cannot possibly comprehend caused the cannibal Raiders fans of 2006. Do you want a repeat of what Ben Roethlisberger did to all those Japanese kogal girls when he became an anime?
You wanted this so bad that you bought one of those ridiculous NFL packages on your TV. If you were real, observation would not alter the observed, but your life is a meaningless performance for those that look down from higher, incomprehensible perches. Watching all those games is changing the outcomes, just not how you would expect.
Drew Brees has a gem in the center of his forehead. When the ball is snapped he can see the circulatory system of every player on the field and, in red conduits, knows where their blood will be as the play develops. He can pass into coverage, because he can hear the song of the blood. But Drew Brees hungers. Your lust for betters stats have caused him to leave a trail of husks, drained of all moisture, their eyes black and their mouths frozen in silent screams.
I only warn you so that I may gloat that you are aware of your own depraved self-destruction. When Aaron Rodgers wears the black crown, when the skies over Baltimore open up, when the 49ers simply cease to exist, I will be there, laughing at your folly.
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does anyone know i'm even here? am i dead? can someone bring me back
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hello? i heard someone laugh hello? hello ?? ?? ???
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every time i watch the superbowl it feels like im watching a movie another country made to make fun of us
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whens tom brady gonna not play like a retard i refuse to suffer through another year if obnoxious "lmao us 12s" seattle dicksucking
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dude our fans yell loud in a stadium designed to make them sound loud lmao
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why does my dad keep throwing nachos at me and yelling “SUPERBOWL SUNDAY, FOOTBALL!” with his dumb friends who all work at various used car dealerships
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