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Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by TheLoLSwat » #665595

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=33402

im sorry i know posting your own peanut thread is some headass activity but i have been working on this for so fucking long please just let me have this i wont post in the actual thread i swear
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by WineAllWine » #665596

Good grief, I'd want to deny any appeal that was that long out of spite
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by iwishforducks » #665597

i can think of 1000 other things i could do in the time it takes for me to read that appeal
im gay (and also play the moth “bugger”)
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Boot » #665601

Holy shit we actually have someone breaking the "don't make a peanut thread about yourself" rule. Someone get BONERMASTER on the horn.
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #665603

Atleast its colorful
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Redrover1760 » #665605

Playing-to-win is to focus exclusively on a competitive victory condition, such as killing all antagonists. It is not empowering yourself to achieve personal goals, or taking measures to survive the shift

Daily reminder that defending yourself is not "playing to win"
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Rageguy505 » #665606

there are no rules, do whatever you want in players club also follow the rules
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Sightld2 » #665607

If 2000 words is too much, we simply need better attention spans.
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The weak should fear the strong
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Redrover1760 » #665611

Textbook banbaiting. Running at a person with a baton and ahelping "why did he kill me wtf"
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by BONERMASTER » #665629

TheLoLSwat wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:12 am viewtopic.php?f=7&t=33402

im sorry i know posting your own peanut thread is some headass activity but-
Yes it is.


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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by CPTANT » #665634

Redrover1760 wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:03 am Textbook banbaiting. Running at a person with a baton and ahelping "why did he kill me wtf"
This single sentence described the situation better than Lisa's 2300 word essay.
Timberpoes wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by dendydoom » #665636

WineAllWine wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:15 am Good grief, I'd want to deny any appeal that was that long out of spite
Imagine getting owned for writing too much

could not be me
MrStonedOne wrote:I always read dendy's walls of text
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by WineAllWine » #665638

Sightld2 wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:40 am If 2000 words is too much, we simply need better attention spans.
This is a silly spessman game, I genuinely think that no ban can be so complicated as to deserve an essay
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by ekaterina » #665643

Redrover1760 wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:03 am Textbook banbaiting. Running at a person with a baton and ahelping "why did he kill me wtf"
This. At a member of command transporting a dangerous traitor, no less.
Interfering with this arrest makes you valid under "accessory" to "EOTC" per Space Law.

There's a 60% chance this admin is just mad because he lost to Lisa while playing at some point in the past.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
toemas wrote: ekaterina is really funny because they just consistently say what should be complete common sense (...) and then they get dogpiled by everyone in the thread
kinnebian wrote: Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:51 am i agree with ekaterina but in a less aggressive manner
MooCow12 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2024 12:47 am I endorse everything ekaterina has said so far
sinfulbliss wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Jacquerel wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:31 pm
kinnebian wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:13 pm ekaterina stops threads from becoming dogpiles (...) they just point out logical things to bring up in context of a ban and people get mad at them because they refuse to discuss it
when everyone goes into peanuts already set on what their opinion is ekat's posts are a breath of fresh air
might be more true to say they redirect the dogpile most of the time tbqh, like diving heroically onto a grenade
MrStonedOne wrote: Im gonna have to quote Ekaterina at you because they ended up saying this better than i would have
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Timberpoes wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
BeeSting12 wrote: Kieth4 nonoptimal ranked play nearly results in team loss, facing disciplinary action
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Timonk » #665644

ekaterina wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:36 am There's a 60% chance this admin is just mad because he lost to Lisa while playing at some point in the past.
And you have a 100% chance of posting the worst take overall (you have proven it again)
Armhulen wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2024 4:42 pm Thank you timonk sometimes you just need a timonk to jolt your CNS
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Post by ekaterina » #665645

Timonk wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:52 am
ekaterina wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:36 am There's a 60% chance this admin is just mad because he lost to Lisa while playing at some point in the past.
And you have a 100% chance of posting the worst take overall (you have proven it again)
Your opinion is wrong.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
toemas wrote: ekaterina is really funny because they just consistently say what should be complete common sense (...) and then they get dogpiled by everyone in the thread
kinnebian wrote: Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:51 am i agree with ekaterina but in a less aggressive manner
MooCow12 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2024 12:47 am I endorse everything ekaterina has said so far
sinfulbliss wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Jacquerel wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:31 pm
kinnebian wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:13 pm ekaterina stops threads from becoming dogpiles (...) they just point out logical things to bring up in context of a ban and people get mad at them because they refuse to discuss it
when everyone goes into peanuts already set on what their opinion is ekat's posts are a breath of fresh air
might be more true to say they redirect the dogpile most of the time tbqh, like diving heroically onto a grenade
MrStonedOne wrote: Im gonna have to quote Ekaterina at you because they ended up saying this better than i would have
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warbluke wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:03 am Suboptimal research play detected, deploying lethal force.
Timberpoes wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
BeeSting12 wrote: Kieth4 nonoptimal ranked play nearly results in team loss, facing disciplinary action
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Timonk » #665647

100% hit chance
Armhulen wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2024 4:42 pm Thank you timonk sometimes you just need a timonk to jolt your CNS
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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ekaterina wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:36 am
Redrover1760 wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:03 am Textbook banbaiting. Running at a person with a baton and ahelping "why did he kill me wtf"
This. At a member of command transporting a dangerous traitor, no less.
Interfering with this arrest makes you valid under "accessory" to "EOTC" per Space Law.

There's a 60% chance this admin is just mad because he lost to Lisa while playing at some point in the past.
SpaceLaw is a guideline not a rulebook, dingus.
Dented take (as is expected from your posting history)
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by Drag » #665662

There is no rule that states that you cannot make your own pnut thread.


However you look like an absolute clod if you do so and are prime bullying bait.
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by CPTANT » #665665

Not knowing that putting the disk in the safe doesn't count as "secured" for some code checks really isn't something that should weight into a ban. Putting it in the safe sounds secure (even though I would never do it).
Timberpoes wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
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Post by ekaterina » #665667

LoveMirror wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:51 am SpaceLaw is a guideline not a rulebook, dingus.
Dented take (as is expected from your posting history)
I'm not going to listen to a FOB griefer talking to me about rules lmao
nor to a guy who tries to get an admin "cancelled" over a profile picture.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
toemas wrote: ekaterina is really funny because they just consistently say what should be complete common sense (...) and then they get dogpiled by everyone in the thread
kinnebian wrote: Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:51 am i agree with ekaterina but in a less aggressive manner
MooCow12 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2024 12:47 am I endorse everything ekaterina has said so far
sinfulbliss wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Jacquerel wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:31 pm
kinnebian wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:13 pm ekaterina stops threads from becoming dogpiles (...) they just point out logical things to bring up in context of a ban and people get mad at them because they refuse to discuss it
when everyone goes into peanuts already set on what their opinion is ekat's posts are a breath of fresh air
might be more true to say they redirect the dogpile most of the time tbqh, like diving heroically onto a grenade
MrStonedOne wrote: Im gonna have to quote Ekaterina at you because they ended up saying this better than i would have
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warbluke wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:03 am Suboptimal research play detected, deploying lethal force.
Timberpoes wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
BeeSting12 wrote: Kieth4 nonoptimal ranked play nearly results in team loss, facing disciplinary action
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by CPTANT » #665670

ekaterina wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:45 pm
LoveMirror wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:51 am SpaceLaw is a guideline not a rulebook, dingus.
Dented take (as is expected from your posting history)
I'm not going to listen to a FOB griefer talking to me about rules lmao
nor to a guy who tries to get an admin "cancelled" over a profile picture.
The reaction to the complaint was far worse than the picture itself.
Timberpoes wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
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CPTANT wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:56 pm
ekaterina wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:45 pm
LoveMirror wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:51 am SpaceLaw is a guideline not a rulebook, dingus.
Dented take (as is expected from your posting history)
I'm not going to listen to a FOB griefer talking to me about rules lmao
nor to a guy who tries to get an admin "cancelled" over a profile picture.
The reaction to the complaint was far worse than the picture itself.
What did he do wrong in the complaint? He replied mostly with one-liners exposing how lacking in logic or facts LoveMirror's allegations were.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
toemas wrote: ekaterina is really funny because they just consistently say what should be complete common sense (...) and then they get dogpiled by everyone in the thread
kinnebian wrote: Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:51 am i agree with ekaterina but in a less aggressive manner
MooCow12 wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2024 12:47 am I endorse everything ekaterina has said so far
sinfulbliss wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Jacquerel wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:31 pm
kinnebian wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:13 pm ekaterina stops threads from becoming dogpiles (...) they just point out logical things to bring up in context of a ban and people get mad at them because they refuse to discuss it
when everyone goes into peanuts already set on what their opinion is ekat's posts are a breath of fresh air
might be more true to say they redirect the dogpile most of the time tbqh, like diving heroically onto a grenade
MrStonedOne wrote: Im gonna have to quote Ekaterina at you because they ended up saying this better than i would have
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warbluke wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:03 am Suboptimal research play detected, deploying lethal force.
Timberpoes wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
BeeSting12 wrote: Kieth4 nonoptimal ranked play nearly results in team loss, facing disciplinary action
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Post by Qbmax32 » #665693

guys come on this is Lisa’s peanut thread we need to keep things in their proper places!!
my admin feedback thread


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Qbmax32 wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 2:58 pm guys come on this is Lisa’s peanut thread we need to keep things in their proper places!!
Derailing peanut moment.
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ekaterina wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:45 pm
LoveMirror wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:51 am SpaceLaw is a guideline not a rulebook, dingus.
Dented take (as is expected from your posting history)
I'm not going to listen to a FOB griefer talking to me about rules lmao
nor to a guy who tries to get an admin "cancelled" over a profile picture.
Wrong.
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Nice novel
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Post by conrad » #665702

Ekat is at this point just a professional troll.

It's true. You can buy them for £9.99 on Etsy.
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by ekaterina » #665706

conrad wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 3:46 pm Ekat is at this point just a professional troll.

It's true. You can buy them for £9.99 on Etsy.
Spoiler:
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Also did you guys try just using point defence with shield absorption? Omega suggested using Devastators, but I haven't found ships with large ballistics slots yet. So HMGs are doing the trick, and they're doing it really well.
Aren't you the guy who posts Karl Popper? You'd know about trolling, that's for sure.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
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TheLoLSwat wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:12 am viewtopic.php?f=7&t=33402

im sorry i know posting your own peanut thread is some headass activity but i have been working on this for so fucking long please just let me have this i wont post in the actual thread i swear
I WAS GOING TO COMPLEMENT THE THREAD TITLE

THEN I SAW WHO MADE THE PEANUT

HOW DARE YOU

H O W D A R E Y O U

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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

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DUTIES AS CAPTAIN:

1. PUT THE NUKE DISK INSIDE YOUR BACKPACK
2. THAT'S LITERALLY IT THERES NOTHING ELSE

now that you know this, I hope you can spread your wings even further, and fly even higher.
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True code hates people who tuck the disk into bed just carry it instead.
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There should definitely be code to not advance the nukie event counter if diskie is in bed taking a nap 💤
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

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You deserve to have the appeal denied solely on the basis of you posting your own peanut /j

Also to expand on my post in Lisa's appeal, "putting it in the safe" is absolutely not secure because emags exist.
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Emags don't break the safe? It's acid and c-4.
Unless it got changed...
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Vekter wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:32 pm You deserve to have the appeal denied solely on the basis of you posting your own peanut /j

Also to expand on my post in Lisa's appeal, "putting it in the safe" is absolutely not secure because emags exist.
It doesn't matter if it is actually secure or not, what matters is that a genuine attempt at securing it has been made.
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putting the disk in the safe is arguably safer then the caps backpack sometimes because nukie teams don’t know how to open it half the time
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Re: Lisa Green struggles to say "unban pls :D" in under 2300 words

Post by rasonj » #665750

I don't understand why there is a mechanic to interact with the disk not being in the captains backpack if we intend to ban captains for not putting it in the backpack. The mere existence of the mechanic seems to imply it as a valid option.
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rasonj wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:16 pm I don't understand why there is a mechanic to interact with the disk not being in the captains backpack if we intend to ban captains for not putting it in the backpack. The mere existence of the mechanic seems to imply it as a valid option.
why is there a mechanic for bombs exploding and killing people if im going to get banned for making bombs and using them to explode the station and kill people
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NoxVS wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:41 pm
rasonj wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:16 pm I don't understand why there is a mechanic to interact with the disk not being in the captains backpack if we intend to ban captains for not putting it in the backpack. The mere existence of the mechanic seems to imply it as a valid option.
why is there a mechanic for bombs exploding and killing people if im going to get banned for making bombs and using them to explode the station and kill people
Why is there a mechanic for your mother
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THE DISK

GOES

IN

THE BACKPACK
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THATS
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THE CAPTAINS
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FUCKING
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JOB
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I'm gonna be real here.

Can we like, all agree to stop writing novellas?

Please? It hurts my eyes.
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:46 pm
NoxVS wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:41 pm
rasonj wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:16 pm I don't understand why there is a mechanic to interact with the disk not being in the captains backpack if we intend to ban captains for not putting it in the backpack. The mere existence of the mechanic seems to imply it as a valid option.
why is there a mechanic for bombs exploding and killing people if im going to get banned for making bombs and using them to explode the station and kill people
Why is there a mechanic for your mother
why is there a mechanic for ruining everyone’s round if I’m going to get banned for ruining everyone’s round
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