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The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
iwishforducks wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:21 pm
*walks in with a big bucket of popcorn bigger than myself and trips on a candy wrapper, spilling popcorn EVERYWHERE*
ahhhh fiddlesticks!
*elbow drops on you*
Welcome to the cinema, Mr. Ducks!
With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
SIGNATURE UNDER CONSTRUCTION
*YOUR ADVERTISEMENT COULD BE HERE* - Contact BONERMASTER & Associates for further information
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:46 pm
if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it
*roundhouse kicks you into the movie room*
Please give it a try, it is a hit that you don't want to miss!
With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
*dodges* nope only like rocky
*rips out seat and throws it at you*
Please reconsider!
wesoda25 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:20 pm
Big fan of the big sean and est gee song as well as the j cole song off the soundtrack. Also like the westside boogie one, tho not as much
*runs up to you and hits you with the clothesline*
Welcome Mr.Wesoda! We hope you will thoroughly enjoy the Creed III experience!
With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
SIGNATURE UNDER CONSTRUCTION
*YOUR ADVERTISEMENT COULD BE HERE* - Contact BONERMASTER & Associates for further information
Dear BONERMASTER,
Thank you for inviting me to this cinema event. Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend due to [reason].
With regretful regards,
-datorangebottle
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm
I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm
At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm
I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am
WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10
SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm
If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm
I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:46 pm
if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it
*roundhouse kicks you into the movie room*
Please give it a try, it is a hit that you don't want to miss!
With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
*dodges* nope only like rocky
*rips out seat and throws it at you*
Please reconsider!
wesoda25 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:20 pm
Big fan of the big sean and est gee song as well as the j cole song off the soundtrack. Also like the westside boogie one, tho not as much
*runs up to you and hits you with the clothesline*
Welcome Mr.Wesoda! We hope you will thoroughly enjoy the Creed III experience!
BONERMASTER STUDIOS will be temporarily closed following the inexplicable misunderstanding concerning the Creed III presentation.
BONERMASTER STUDIOS has insisted on delivering the european Creed III experience to an international audience, which is a class 2 criminal felony which is why he is now being arrested.
And his manager too.
Please vacate the area, do not yell at the officers escorting you out or force may be applied to establish order for your safety.
There will be no refunds.
With assuring regards
-Cinema Police International