Beret Anti-Proliferation Treaty

[Farquaar]

Sign here and make your voice heard

[kinnebian]

MIMES KEEP WINNING!!!!

[Chadley]

Unless sec is doing a parade, HoS should be the only one with a beret.

[LeekiLoku]

Unless sec is doing a parade, HoS should be the only one with a beret.

Fuck off

[LeekiLoku]

Double posting because Fuck off, but berets are berets who give a shit.

[Epoc]

remove berets from sec and retroactively ban anyone who has ever worn a sec beret

[Chadley]

Unless sec is doing a parade, HoS should be the only one with a beret.

Fuck off

I'm gonna put you in a pressure cooker if you keep up this negative nancy attitude. Shaps is a bad influence on you.

[LeekiLoku]

Unless sec is doing a parade, HoS should be the only one with a beret.

Fuck off

I'm gonna put you in a pressure cooker if you keep up this negative nancy attitude. Shaps is a bad influence on you.

F-u-c-k O-f-f (PLEASE HELP SHAPS HAS ME IN HIS BASME-)

[kinnebian]

leekis had a real sour attitude problem

[LeekiLoku]

leekis had a real sour attitude problem

fuck off, i Hate you so much. PlEase choke Like no one fliPping cares.

[Chadley]

leekis had a real sour attitude problem

Has, it continues to be an issue.

[LeekiLoku]

leekis had a real sour attitude problem

Has, it continues to be an issue.

IVE GOT OUT!! IM OUT OF SHAPS BASEMENT! Wait, I hear him wait.

[EmpressMaia]

Anyone can have berets

[WineAllWine]

I like universal berets

[Kendrickorium]

i dont see an option for philip thomas

[dendydoom]

this is still about the science beret PR isn't it

ISN'T IT

[ekaterina]

Unless sec is doing a parade, HoS should be the only one with a beret.

As a representative of the Security Officers' Union, I condemn this post and all that it stands for.
We all know berets belong to atmos, but the right of security officers to wear their berets must not be infringed.

[Bawhoppennn]

I will remove all non-mime/sec berets and you can't stop me

[Striders13]

leekis had a real sour attitude problem

why cry about it? it's not like he's cutting onions

[kinnebian]

leekis had a real sour attitude problem

why cry about it? it's not like he's cutting onions

fuc off

[Striders13]

leekis had a real sour attitude problem

why cry about it? it's not like he's cutting onions

fuc off

this is you

[Shaps-cloud]

Why the fuck is there a science beret

[Googles_Hands]

To take the question one step further, why the fuck does the Research Director spawn with black gloves and combat boots? The brown shoes and no gloves were better.

Edit: I assume this happened in the same PR that changed his spawn clothing from the suit to the turtleneck, methinks we've got a military larper in the coders ranks.

[nianjiilical]

we should add a beret anomaly that causes crewmembers on the same z-level to slowly begin spawning departmentally colored berets on their heads until someone destroys the anomaly, at which point all berets are destroyed, in order to stoke beret vs anti-beret tribalism over whether or not it should be destroyed

[Capsandi]

beret crustaceans which grab your head when you try to put them on then idk shoots venom darts at other people until the host gets mag dumped for being a liability

[toemas]

i dont see an option for philip thomas

Yes, Berets are cool and classy and need to STAY.

[toemas]

"it's milsim circlejerking dressup shit that creeps out of our milsim containment jobs " <----------- the creatures that added thigh highs, pride pins, and foxgirls say that BERETS are NOT OKAY and do NOT fit with the artistic vision

Someone should code a feature for the atmos berets where they also function as a dilator or something and maybe they'll add it back.

[TheFinalPotato]

> creatures
> dilation

buddyyyyyy

[dendydoom]

"it's milsim circlejerking dressup shit that creeps out of our milsim containment jobs " <----------- the creatures that added thigh highs, pride pins, and foxgirls say that BERETS are NOT OKAY and do NOT fit with the artistic vision

Someone should code a feature for the atmos berets where they also function as a dilator or something and maybe they'll add it back.

tbh all of the very crucial beret discourse has been the thigh highers trying to prison break berets out into other uniforms and departments and it's the milsim /k/ posters that have been trying to keep it in sec and nowhere else.

why is that you may ask?

take your seats class, i'll tell you in this very in depth and critical lecture:

berets become gay when they're not paired with a military uniform

[Farquaar]

I will remove all non-mime/sec berets and you can't stop me

The hero we need

[datorangebottle]

we should add a beret anomaly that causes crewmembers on the same z-level to slowly begin spawning departmentally colored berets on their heads until someone destroys the anomaly, at which point all berets are destroyed, in order to stoke beret vs anti-beret tribalism over whether or not it should be destroyed

the anomaly armor adds berets to the head of anyone nearby when hit, forcibly removing their current hat and putting it on the floor.