Hide your kids and your wife, Sex offender on parole

[The Wrench]

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This man deserves nothing, let em rot

[Epoc]

i mean your brain can change a lot between the ages of 15 and 20

but also that's really fucked up

[Featherfield]

Bit of a moot peanut

[wubli]

one of my first experiencies in this game was joining the Charlie station ghost role just to end up being handcuffed to a chair while some other dude roleplayed burning me with candles or a lighter or I have no idea what anymore, it was surely more common in 2016/2017. as long as they have learned

[RedBaronFlyer]

Your side of the story: As CMO got attacked by an engineer in maint( I thought he was a traitor but he turned out to be a gangster later) , got stunned and dragged into dorms, got released and converted by some other gangsters, took the engineer to dorms and started choking him while writing lewd emotes.

[Bawhoppennn]

You know, I always forget that Thunder has been adminning since 2014 and nobody ever gives credit

Truly the silent workhorse of /tg/station

[Misdoubtful]

I hadn't even touched TG yet I was busy on other servers. Another time, another world.

[Super Aggro Crag]

i got permabanned for farting on a dude bare assed but it got overturned cuz i proved he provided consent cuz i said "im gonna fart on you bare assed" and he said "BRING IT ON"

[MooCow12]

i got permabanned for farting on a dude bare assed but it got overturned cuz i proved he provided consent cuz i said "im gonna fart on you bare assed" and he said "BRING IT ON"

I cant tell if this is healthier or more degenerate than how most indifferences play out.

[toemas]

Redpilled

[WineAllWine]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

[Bawhoppennn]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

[oranges]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

[Super Aggro Crag]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

oranges is correct in this instance, beardbeard is an example of the much-maligned "bad faith appealer."

[Bawhoppennn]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

[Super Aggro Crag]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

yes but there is a vast gulf of difference between "griefing someone in game, making an impassioned, 6 paragraph plea for leniency 3 years later, and then immediately griefing someone in a different manner and saying "i didnt even do this last time" and "breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff, making a plea, and then breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff." This guy only has one shot but beardbeard gets more cuz its funny instead of weird

[BeeSting12]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

Unbanning 2beard is griefing the server and should be a bannable offense.

[WineAllWine]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

yes but there is a vast gulf of difference between "griefing someone in game, making an impassioned, 6 paragraph plea for leniency 3 years later, and then immediately griefing someone in a different manner and saying "i didnt even do this last time" and "breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff, making a plea, and then breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff." This guy only has one shot but beardbeard gets more cuz its funny instead of weird

What crag said. Be reasonable.

[Bawhoppennn]

When did 2beard do ERP, I just thought he griefed the server

[Super Aggro Crag]

When did 2beard do ERP, I just thought he griefed the server

he didnt im explaining to the viewers at home who might be confused why beardbeard has been permabanned like seven times and admins are emphatic about not repeating it and why this guy waited 6 years to appeal and got it. this guy only has one shot to fuck up and catch a blacklist, he didn't do a funny jonk like "spend his 2 years permabanned concocting a way to absolutely destroy a round by dicking off using tgstation code on a private server to perfect a clusterfuck"

[Bawhoppennn]

2beard griefing 1 single round every few years is funny, lighten up people

[Super Aggro Crag]

2beard griefing 1 single round every few years is funny, lighten up people

Yes but when's the last time he appealed

[Bawhoppennn]

Too long ago sadly

[Timonk]

6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

Unbanning 2beard is griefing the server and should be a bannable offense.

It should be a rite of passage for headmin Teams. Unban 2beard every 6 months.

[dirk_mcblade]

Can someone give me the rundown on 2beard?
I want his ban appeal links.

[dirk_mcblade]

Is this dude really permabanned for unwrenching a pipe?

[Timonk]

2014-06-02
[hornygranny] Beardbeard Permaban | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2015-08-28
[Tsaricide] Beardbeard - I have a dream | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2016-01-15
[hornygranny] Beardbeard - new year new me | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2017-06-29
Beardbeard - Make /tg/station great again | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2018-01-18
[jordie0608] Beardbeard - Blacklist Appeal | Posting as Sideburns - Denied


2018-06-09
[jordie0608] Beardbeard - Blacklist Appeal | Posting as Sideburns - Successful


2018-07-04
24 hour server ban applied by togopal

Code: Select all

Rule 1 ban - As a silicon with custom laws (https://i.imgur.com/PkxIfoB.png), killed a HoS for "not typing proper english". Custom laws do not allow you to kill without reason. Adminhelp log https://i.imgur.com/ogckiR5.png

2018-07-04
[togopal] sideburns - patriotism gone too far | Posting as Sideburns - Denied


2018-07-09
Permanent server ban applied by lazengann

Code: Select all

On round ID 90715, set the SM up to delaminate and then disconnected. It was extended. Please explain on forums.

2019-06-01
Ban evades on the event hall during database downtime
"I was playing on the event hall yesterday while the ban database was down and I want to continue doing that."


2019-06-02
[Lazengann] Beardbeard - Ban Appeal | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2020-06-25
You are here ---> X

[Timonk]

In the last 10 years he wasn't permabanned for exactly 1 month

[dirk_mcblade]

We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.

[kinnebian]

We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.

Let's play a game! It'll be fun.

This is a ~*THOUGHT EXPERIMENT*~. Nothing here should be taken as a threat, offer, or suggestion that any of the acts about to be described will ever happen. Okay? Okay.

Let's say for the sake of this ~intellectual construct~ that we happened to live in the same town and were in the same social circles, but weren't friends - just barely acquainted. Because I'm a suave motherfucker, you invite me back to your place to watch Strange Days on DVD, because that movie is awesome and totally go check it out.

We get to your place, I excuse myself to the bathroom and - vanish. After a while, you check on the bathroom, only to find a perfectly coiled turd delicately balanced on top of the toilet seat, and I've apparently escaped out the window.

Huh. Weird. Things happen, though, and you invite me over again, because seriously that movie is so great.

This time, I head to the kitchen for a snack, and vanish. Investigation reveals that I've sharted in your water pitcher, turning what was once a gallon of crisp, clear Adam's Ale into my own personal chowder. Also escaped out the window again.

Maybe it's just a custom of his people, you think, and invite me over again, because the soundtrack for that film is remarkably great and turned me on to Macedonian folk pop.

I announce that I forgot something in my car, and vanish. You roll your eyes and head outside to survey the damage, only to find that I had apparently pressed my anus to your mail slot (and that I've been a good boy and eating my fiber lately) and pooped a perfect rectangle through it, like the world's foulest Play-Doh Fun Factory.

You sigh and invite me over again, because Strange Days is an excellent piece of speculative fiction and the idea of being able to record and play back experiences is fodder for some really great imagination.

This time I shove past you when you open the door and, in record time, drop a big hairy loaf in your fish tank. You almost puke on the floor while fishing it out because I'd had Mexican the night before, and your prize clownfish is picking the green onion bits out of the mess.

Through gritted teeth, you invite me over AGAIN, because although she's still in a subservient role to the protagonist, and doesn't pass the Bechdel test, the character of Mace is a rare example of a strong black woman in film.

This time I've brought a gift! A box of raisins. Excellent, you say, and shelve it for later, because you're not hungry now, but were going to make oatmeal cookies later, and oatmeal raisin cookies are proof of a kind and loving deity. The DVD player is on the fritz, though, and we wind up watching three hours of Hee Haw reruns. I take my leave, and that's when you discover that the box of raisins is instead filled with tiny blobs of painstakingly-rolled tiny poops. You begin to wonder what happened to me as a child.

It takes you a good half hour of psyching yourself up to pick up the phone and let me know that you got your DVD player fixed, so come on over and we'll enjoy the cinematography of Matthew Leonetti.

This time I've brought a bottle of wine! Let's pretend that I'm getting a little tired of coming up with wacky scenarios and it's piss, alright, it's a wine bottle filled with piss. Maybe it's mine, maybe it isn't, but the piss provenance isn't the issue here, okay? It's just piss. A refreshing change from poo shenanigans, sure, but you're still left with a bottle of Riesling where Riesling is crossed out with a green crayon and PEESLING is written in its place. And the S is backwards, this is for Reasons. I'm a writer!

That's what, six already? Two more? Okay.

You invite me over again, for reasons no sane person could even begin to speculate to, and I announce to you that I have truly changed my ways, and in fact, had hired a cleaning crew to come by earlier while you were at work and scour the place stem to stern. As much as it unnerves you to have had people in your apartment without your knowledge, and as much as it worries you that I was apparently able to let them in somehow, you have to admit that the place has never looked better. We watch the film and agree that it's one of the finest films ever made, and that it's a damnable shame that James Cameron is famous for lesser films like The Terminator series, when this is clearly his masterwork. We bid each other adieu, and you head to bed happy that for once, you got through an evening without any unauthorized exhaust. The next morning comes, and the apartment smells FOUL. It takes you three hours to check the place over, and you finally found that I have laid the king hell of all eggs on the filter for your air conditioner. You stare at it in silent amazement, wondering how I passed that thing and was able to walk afterward. You consider shooting it before tossing it in the dumpster, because you're not used to seeing anything that large that is neither alive nor a stone.

I call you the next morning wanting to know if you'd like to see The Terror Of Tiny-Town, an all-dwarf spaghetti western. This is the point at which you suggest it's not working out.

Okay. NOW FOR THE EXPERIMENT. At which point in the above did your suspension of disbelief falter? If it was anywhere past the first hidden poo, then you are either far more forgiving than is healthy, or you might have some issues with self-esteem. And yet, after repeatedly making a terrible mess of the place and making sure we don't want you around anymore *seven seperate times*, you still expect to be invited over for coffee and discussion of Ralph Fiennes and Vincent D'Onofrio's best film?

[Not-Dorsidarf]

2beard can't be unbanned because we named multiple ingame items after him being banned and this would break the coding standards

[dirk_mcblade]

We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.

Let's play a game! It'll be fun.

This is a ~*THOUGHT EXPERIMENT*~. Nothing here should be taken as a threat, offer, or suggestion that any of the acts about to be described will ever happen. Okay? Okay.

Let's say for the sake of this ~intellectual construct~ that we happened to live in the same town and were in the same social circles, but weren't friends - just barely acquainted. Because I'm a suave motherfucker, you invite me back to your place to watch Strange Days on DVD, because that movie is awesome and totally go check it out.

We get to your place, I excuse myself to the bathroom and - vanish. After a while, you check on the bathroom, only to find a perfectly coiled turd delicately balanced on top of the toilet seat, and I've apparently escaped out the window.

Huh. Weird. Things happen, though, and you invite me over again, because seriously that movie is so great.

This time, I head to the kitchen for a snack, and vanish. Investigation reveals that I've sharted in your water pitcher, turning what was once a gallon of crisp, clear Adam's Ale into my own personal chowder. Also escaped out the window again.

Maybe it's just a custom of his people, you think, and invite me over again, because the soundtrack for that film is remarkably great and turned me on to Macedonian folk pop.

I announce that I forgot something in my car, and vanish. You roll your eyes and head outside to survey the damage, only to find that I had apparently pressed my anus to your mail slot (and that I've been a good boy and eating my fiber lately) and pooped a perfect rectangle through it, like the world's foulest Play-Doh Fun Factory.

You sigh and invite me over again, because Strange Days is an excellent piece of speculative fiction and the idea of being able to record and play back experiences is fodder for some really great imagination.

This time I shove past you when you open the door and, in record time, drop a big hairy loaf in your fish tank. You almost puke on the floor while fishing it out because I'd had Mexican the night before, and your prize clownfish is picking the green onion bits out of the mess.

Through gritted teeth, you invite me over AGAIN, because although she's still in a subservient role to the protagonist, and doesn't pass the Bechdel test, the character of Mace is a rare example of a strong black woman in film.

This time I've brought a gift! A box of raisins. Excellent, you say, and shelve it for later, because you're not hungry now, but were going to make oatmeal cookies later, and oatmeal raisin cookies are proof of a kind and loving deity. The DVD player is on the fritz, though, and we wind up watching three hours of Hee Haw reruns. I take my leave, and that's when you discover that the box of raisins is instead filled with tiny blobs of painstakingly-rolled tiny poops. You begin to wonder what happened to me as a child.

It takes you a good half hour of psyching yourself up to pick up the phone and let me know that you got your DVD player fixed, so come on over and we'll enjoy the cinematography of Matthew Leonetti.

This time I've brought a bottle of wine! Let's pretend that I'm getting a little tired of coming up with wacky scenarios and it's piss, alright, it's a wine bottle filled with piss. Maybe it's mine, maybe it isn't, but the piss provenance isn't the issue here, okay? It's just piss. A refreshing change from poo shenanigans, sure, but you're still left with a bottle of Riesling where Riesling is crossed out with a green crayon and PEESLING is written in its place. And the S is backwards, this is for Reasons. I'm a writer!

That's what, six already? Two more? Okay.

You invite me over again, for reasons no sane person could even begin to speculate to, and I announce to you that I have truly changed my ways, and in fact, had hired a cleaning crew to come by earlier while you were at work and scour the place stem to stern. As much as it unnerves you to have had people in your apartment without your knowledge, and as much as it worries you that I was apparently able to let them in somehow, you have to admit that the place has never looked better. We watch the film and agree that it's one of the finest films ever made, and that it's a damnable shame that James Cameron is famous for lesser films like The Terminator series, when this is clearly his masterwork. We bid each other adieu, and you head to bed happy that for once, you got through an evening without any unauthorized exhaust. The next morning comes, and the apartment smells FOUL. It takes you three hours to check the place over, and you finally found that I have laid the king hell of all eggs on the filter for your air conditioner. You stare at it in silent amazement, wondering how I passed that thing and was able to walk afterward. You consider shooting it before tossing it in the dumpster, because you're not used to seeing anything that large that is neither alive nor a stone.

I call you the next morning wanting to know if you'd like to see The Terror Of Tiny-Town, an all-dwarf spaghetti western. This is the point at which you suggest it's not working out.

Okay. NOW FOR THE EXPERIMENT. At which point in the above did your suspension of disbelief falter? If it was anywhere past the first hidden poo, then you are either far more forgiving than is healthy, or you might have some issues with self-esteem. And yet, after repeatedly making a terrible mess of the place and making sure we don't want you around anymore *seven seperate times*, you still expect to be invited over for coffee and discussion of Ralph Fiennes and Vincent D'Onofrio's best film?

Bill Cosby raped like half of the USA and he was sentenced to less time than 2beard has served. How is this length of punishment equitable? Plus his next ban will be funny. Just restrict him to the clown job.

[Bawhoppennn]

2beard can't be unbanned because we named multiple ingame items after him being banned and this would break the coding standards

We could do it like the Terbs & Tonto alcohol in the bar vendor and just have it say [REDACTED]

[celularLAmp]

I mean what can you expect from a guy named newjack

[Thunder11]

You know, I always forget that Thunder has been adminning since 2014 and nobody ever gives credit

Truly the silent workhorse of /tg/station

2015 actually if my dementia hasn't kicked in yet

[Timonk]

Ok horse