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- EmpressMaia
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Evil thread
This thread is only accessible to those with malice in their hearts, evil in their mind, and a sickly red aura in their gaze. Share your most evil and wicked stories aboard NTSS13 here.
My most evil and dastardly plot was hatching a dark matteor singularity AND a normal singularity at the same time because the captain insulted my fashion
My most evil and dastardly plot was hatching a dark matteor singularity AND a normal singularity at the same time because the captain insulted my fashion
- Togopal
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Re: Evil thread
Back before the Captain's Saber got nerfed I would nugget anybody who broke into my quarters roundstart as Captain, I got so tired of people breaking in roundstart that I had to put some fear in them. I was doing it to people who got in by accident too (sometimes assistants would reroute the disposals chutes to lead to the bedroom's disposal bin)
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Re: Evil thread
Back before the Captain's Saber got nerfed I remember vividly feeling really bad at retaliating at this dude punching me with two slices that ate both his arms.Togopal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:24 pm Back before the Captain's Saber got nerfed I would nugget anybody who broke into my quarters roundstart as Captain, I got so tired of people breaking in roundstart that I had to put some fear in them. I was doing it to people who got in by accident too (sometimes assistants would reroute the disposals chutes to lead to the bedroom's disposal bin)
Thems days were fucked up.
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- careeroppi
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Re: Evil thread
Recently I was a traitor and I bought a syndicate revolver, started running around dressed as a bandit. After failing to ransom Ian for a pony and some shrimp chips and being on the run from the law for a while (I may or may not have shot the sheriff a few times) I convinced the mayor to settle things with a duel. I handed them a syndicate revolver (can't have a cowboy duel without revolvers) and we stood back to back before taking three paces each. There was no way I was gonna play fair though. We both turn around and shoot. I get hit a few times, causing me to collapse and drop my cap gun. They never saw it coming.
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- dendydoom
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Re: Evil thread
back in the day where i used to host this game for my dnd group (pre-2010) and we'd have rounds of like maybe 10 people at the most (and this was considered a lot of people) there was no wiki or real documentation, so i would guard knowledge like how to make bombs like a total bastard. i would bomb shit in our rounds and pretend like it was a meteor or a gas leak or something. i was obsessed. i would have like 4 bombs in my backpack at any time and people would be like "what the hell is a ttv assembly?" different times man.
it came back to bite me though because i've been active again for however many years and i still can't reliably make maxcaps, i suck at toxins.
it came back to bite me though because i've been active again for however many years and i still can't reliably make maxcaps, i suck at toxins.
MrStonedOne wrote:I always read dendy's walls of text
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- kinnebian
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Re: Evil thread
i once asked admins if i could set off around 100 monkey cubes, but did it after they said no
respect (let him do his thing)
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- iansdoor
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Re: Evil thread
Are you asking for ideas, cause you are out of evil game?
I always enjoy 4 windows with an axe is all you need to genuinely decompress the station.
I always enjoy 4 windows with an axe is all you need to genuinely decompress the station.
An average yellow rock hater and the main reason you may get your shuttle recalled.
- iansdoor
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Re: Evil thread
Double post, if you are asking what the most evil thing as an admin?
I placed an intern security into a cooking pot, boiled them in greybull and smoked them out of a toilet bong. I will do it again.
I placed an intern security into a cooking pot, boiled them in greybull and smoked them out of a toilet bong. I will do it again.
An average yellow rock hater and the main reason you may get your shuttle recalled.
- Nabski
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Re: Evil thread
Absolutely vile.
Consistently stealing the wheelchair of a disabled character.
- kinnebian
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Re: Evil thread
i liked to place banana peels in front of a door that just closed using build mode
respect (let him do his thing)
- EmpressMaia
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Re: Evil thread
Build mode is arcane
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