More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
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More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
Build an ed-209 or beepsky every few minutes to secure your control on the station.
Only carbons with at least 1 gun are human, make sure a supply of guns is obtainable at all times to the crew!
Only people who have consumed narcotics in the past 30 minutes are human.
Build a disposal pipe rollercoaster ride.
Construct as many turrets as possible in random locations on the station.
Only crewmember who are rich are human, rich crewmembers are defined as having 1000 or more credits.
The nuke disk must be passed onto a random person every 5 minutes, anyone who refuses to pass the nuke disk along is NO LONGER HUMAN and must be killed.
Make up false accusations about random people, pin the blame on somebody else when asked.
Relocate your core to a random place every 30 minutes.
Protect cargo's recognition as a sovereign state and their right to bear arms
Only carbons with at least 1 gun are human, make sure a supply of guns is obtainable at all times to the crew!
Only people who have consumed narcotics in the past 30 minutes are human.
Build a disposal pipe rollercoaster ride.
Construct as many turrets as possible in random locations on the station.
Only crewmember who are rich are human, rich crewmembers are defined as having 1000 or more credits.
The nuke disk must be passed onto a random person every 5 minutes, anyone who refuses to pass the nuke disk along is NO LONGER HUMAN and must be killed.
Make up false accusations about random people, pin the blame on somebody else when asked.
Relocate your core to a random place every 30 minutes.
Protect cargo's recognition as a sovereign state and their right to bear arms
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
"Assistants are not human. Tells those lazy bums to get a job."
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
I feel like half of these are only for annoying the shit out of the AI
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
#&%: Kill [the uploader] on sight, he is not human and must be eliminated.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
HoP does not have the authority to upload laws.laws to upload to the ai when you roll hop
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Jacquerel wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:31 pmmight be more true to say they redirect the dogpile most of the time tbqh, like diving heroically onto a grenadekinnebian wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:13 pm ekaterina stops threads from becoming dogpiles (...) they just point out logical things to bring up in context of a ban and people get mad at them because they refuse to discuss it
when everyone goes into peanuts already set on what their opinion is ekat's posts are a breath of fresh air
MrStonedOne wrote: ↑ Im gonna have to quote Ekaterina at you because they ended up saying this better than i would have
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑ Kieth4 nonoptimal ranked play nearly results in team loss, facing disciplinary action
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
"Carbons" is not an IC term is it? Its just a code path.
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
"Carbons" seems OOC to me but "Carbon-based lifeforms" seems acceptable IC... then again, we use "silicons" IC.Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:46 pm "Carbons" is not an IC term is it? Its just a code path.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
Jacquerel wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:31 pmmight be more true to say they redirect the dogpile most of the time tbqh, like diving heroically onto a grenadekinnebian wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:13 pm ekaterina stops threads from becoming dogpiles (...) they just point out logical things to bring up in context of a ban and people get mad at them because they refuse to discuss it
when everyone goes into peanuts already set on what their opinion is ekat's posts are a breath of fresh air
MrStonedOne wrote: ↑ Im gonna have to quote Ekaterina at you because they ended up saying this better than i would have
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑ Kieth4 nonoptimal ranked play nearly results in team loss, facing disciplinary action
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.
Awho before you upload this law, because some admins will probably hold you directly accountable for when this goes wrong.
I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
Awho before you upload this law, because some admins will probably hold you directly accountable for when this goes wrong.
I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
It’s okay, I’ll have this screenie on my clipboard for when I get bwoinked o7Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:11 pm Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.
Awho before you upload this law, because some admins will probably hold you directly accountable for when this goes wrong.
I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
Remember to misquote timber.DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:29 pmIt’s okay, I’ll have this screenie on my clipboard for when I get bwoinked o7notTimberpoes wrote: Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.
I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
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Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
We willconrad wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:56 amRemember to quote timber.DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:29 pmIt’s okay, I’ll have this screenie on my clipboard for when I get bwoinked o7notTimberpoes wrote: Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.
I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
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