Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
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Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
A xenobiologist/you has made some golems and you are the HOP/Captain. You could use some extra hands around the station. What do you assign your golems to?
If i personally made those golems and they are slaved to me, i'll brainswap them into humans, then assign them to jobs like security and command. Not gonna say no to some extra hands to take down any roaming traitors.
If they are NOT slaved to me, then i wont assign them to sensitive positions and give them something like janitor to keep them occupied.
If i personally made those golems and they are slaved to me, i'll brainswap them into humans, then assign them to jobs like security and command. Not gonna say no to some extra hands to take down any roaming traitors.
If they are NOT slaved to me, then i wont assign them to sensitive positions and give them something like janitor to keep them occupied.
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
As captain I don’t like hiring extra help for security because that means they will steal my kills
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
Golems should be assigned to the execution chamber. In all my time playing this game I have yet to encounter a golem that wasn't a pain in the ass.
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
At least you'll get assists, right? Or do assists not count for the /tg/ battlepass?TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 2:49 pm As captain I don’t like hiring extra help for security because that means they will steal my kills
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
nah you get assists count as kill, but we all now assist counts as kill, is utter bullshit. I do NOT want assist counts as kill, I want KILL I want PENTA KILL I want the fucking DEATHS ROLLING ON MY DOOR STEP!Longestarmlonglaw wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 10:12 amAt least you'll get assists, right? Or do assists not count for the /tg/ battlepass?TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 2:49 pm As captain I don’t like hiring extra help for security because that means they will steal my kills
tldr: Bullshit assists
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
Sec golem are mega unfun
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
this thread made me realize how much the attitude towards golems has changed over the years. they were basically kill on sight for the longest time because their reputation was that 99.9% of the time they were doing something heinously shitty and deserved to be destroyed.
i still don't trust them as far as i can throw them but i don't remember the last time i had to reach for that mf ting i always keep on me the moment i see one round the corner in central primary...
i still don't trust them as far as i can throw them but i don't remember the last time i had to reach for that mf ting i always keep on me the moment i see one round the corner in central primary...
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
If I see a golem with a spear I'm going ham on them I don't care. The rock men should not be looking at me.
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
Once I made some golems and had them work industrial extracts for an hour straight in a secret maint base. That was pretty cool.
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
Brainswapping golems into regular humans so they can be fully formed henchmen is stupid. its a golem. it only has a brain because its a code mechanical requirement.
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Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
one time a scientist put my golem brain and another golem's brain into body doubles of themselves (using monkey humans and the geneticist machine thingies) and told us to go cause trouble
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
I was going to join the humanizing golems is lame bandwagon but this sounds very fun.iwishforducks wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 10:16 pm one time a scientist put my golem brain and another golem's brain into body doubles of themselves (using monkey humans and the geneticist machine thingies) and told us to go cause trouble
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
Wow, another post from the TG sociopaths..
Now all of a sudden, SLAVERY is COOL?!?
what the hell guys... wheres the moderators!!
respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
Similar to paramedics, I assume golems are shitters/antags until proven otherwise. If I see a golem covered in blood or wielding a spear I assume it even more.
WARNING, Prolonged exposure to my opinions can be mentally scarring or in some cases, FATAL
Stamper of papers, pusher of crates, and the cleaner of floors.
I'm Eugine Adrian Hynes on Manuel, I'm very uncool.
Stamper of papers, pusher of crates, and the cleaner of floors.
I'm Eugine Adrian Hynes on Manuel, I'm very uncool.
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
YouRedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:25 pm Similar to paramedics, I assume golems are shitters/antags until proven otherwise. If I see a golem covered in blood or wielding a spear I assume it even more.
>Randomly attacks a golem in the halls because "shitter"
> Get killed by security/the RD
> I WAS KILLED 4 NO RASIN!!!!!
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Re: Golem Job Recruitment Discussion
Oh, do other people mean they attack what they presume to be shitters? I just assume the worst and prepare for it internally. Like if a paramedic is shuffling around my department I'm expecting them to either run off with department equipment or run off with the department pet (god progtot objectives suck dick) If I see blood covered golemns walking the halls I assume they probably just did something bad and steer clear of them.Longestarmlonglaw wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:27 pmYouRedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:25 pm Similar to paramedics, I assume golems are shitters/antags until proven otherwise. If I see a golem covered in blood or wielding a spear I assume it even more.
>Randomly attacks a golem in the halls because "shitter"
> Get killed by security/the RD
> I WAS KILLED 4 NO RASIN!!!!!
WARNING, Prolonged exposure to my opinions can be mentally scarring or in some cases, FATAL
Stamper of papers, pusher of crates, and the cleaner of floors.
I'm Eugine Adrian Hynes on Manuel, I'm very uncool.
Stamper of papers, pusher of crates, and the cleaner of floors.
I'm Eugine Adrian Hynes on Manuel, I'm very uncool.
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
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