Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

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EmpressMaia
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Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by EmpressMaia » #724771

https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222 ... pake.7596/


This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by Kendrickorium » #724772

Reason you should be unbanned:

Well, it all started when I moved to San Francisco.


10/10 ban appeal already
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by Kendrickorium » #724774

EmpressMaia wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:57 pm https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222 ... pake.7596/


This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus
please explain your thread title
how is the captain fucking someone?
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by kinnebian » #724775

Kendrickorium wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:45 pm
EmpressMaia wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:57 pm https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222 ... pake.7596/


This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus
please explain your thread title
how is the captain fucking someone?
shut up kendrick
respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by kinnebian » #724776

i said kindly
respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by Justice12354 » #724778

Denied.
Spoiler:
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by ekaterina » #724779

Like some kind of serial killer she refuses a direct order from her superior
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by conrad » #724783

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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by EmpressMaia » #724795

Kendrickorium wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:45 pm
EmpressMaia wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:57 pm https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222 ... pake.7596/


This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus
please explain your thread title
how is the captain fucking someone?
denied
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by EmpressMaia » #724796

i wonder where this guy is now
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

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Player's Club in dire straits, forced to dig up 5 year old ban appeals from other servers for content
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

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gameaddict07 wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 12:43 am Player's Club in dire straits, forced to dig up 5 year old ban appeals from other servers for content
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Y'all got any of them interesting ban appeals?

We need a playerclub index where the amount of shitposting threads dramatically increases the longer it goes without a notable ban/ban appeal to talk about.
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by warbluke » #724807

Man I miss the baystation forums. They had fun forum games to spectate and community forts and screenshot threads.
Fuck discord for taking that away from me.
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by Kendrickorium » #724926

kinnebian wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:02 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:45 pm
EmpressMaia wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:57 pm https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222 ... pake.7596/


This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus
please explain your thread title
how is the captain fucking someone?
shut up kendrick
who the fuck are you
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by Kendrickorium » #724928

EmpressMaia wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 11:24 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:45 pm
EmpressMaia wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:57 pm https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222 ... pake.7596/


This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus
please explain your thread title
how is the captain fucking someone?
denied
0/10 title then sorry
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by TheSmallBlue » #724943

EmpressMaia wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 12:36 am i wonder where this guy is now
Hopefully not on San Francisco
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Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

Post by Jacquerel » #724951

polyarmoury is when you hand out a gun to each person mentioned by name by the parrot
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