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- WineAllWine
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Suggest weird jobs for me
I got fired the other week and I don't want to work in another office so give me unusual jobs I can apply for.
So far I've applied for Air Traffic Control, Officer on a merchant ship and IT support in an Antarctic research station.
So far I've applied for Air Traffic Control, Officer on a merchant ship and IT support in an Antarctic research station.
- warbluke
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Underwater Welding is what I suggest to anyone who asks for a job at any time ever.
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
dogwalker for a famous person
edit: thinking about it, doing anything personally for any celebrity
edit: thinking about it, doing anything personally for any celebrity
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
this thread reminded me of dirty jobs with mike rowe
wish i had mike rowe fancams on hand i'd be posting them right now
any job involving manual labor usually has some weirdness to it, like the people who inspect quarry belts and dropoffs so they don't pick up shit they don't need when they offload materials onto them
wish i had mike rowe fancams on hand i'd be posting them right now
any job involving manual labor usually has some weirdness to it, like the people who inspect quarry belts and dropoffs so they don't pick up shit they don't need when they offload materials onto them
- EmpressMaia
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Radiologist,Phlebotomy Technician (you actually don't need a degree for this), private security, cosmetologist
- TheRex9001
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Hope you land on your feet but here are a few:
Windturbine repairman
Tv license collector
Windturbine repairman
Tv license collector
- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
You could try getting into distribution of illegal drugs
- Scriptis
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
I'm actually out of a job right now, too, so these are great suggestions.
Field Studies scientist/park ranger job where you collect samples and tag trees and shit would be peak for me and it's another on the list for your Weird Jobs to Apply For if you can find an opening.
Field Studies scientist/park ranger job where you collect samples and tag trees and shit would be peak for me and it's another on the list for your Weird Jobs to Apply For if you can find an opening.
- Scriptis
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Not in an office?
Road crew with a government shop - go around fixing shit in the open air, seeing people, playing with big iron.
Attendant on trains or ferries if you've got them.
School or university groundskeeping/maintenance.
Kids' camp/enrichment program coordinator - take what you used to do, find the most fun/interesting/useful thing out of it, teach it (literally ELI5)
Road crew with a government shop - go around fixing shit in the open air, seeing people, playing with big iron.
Attendant on trains or ferries if you've got them.
School or university groundskeeping/maintenance.
Kids' camp/enrichment program coordinator - take what you used to do, find the most fun/interesting/useful thing out of it, teach it (literally ELI5)
feedback appreciated here <3
- Bdudy
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Eighteenth century chimney sweeper
Prison labor in some states in the US pays up to 12 cents an hour. Closer to a dollar with experience or in a lead position (good option if you have a lot of personal initiative and will)
Work on an offshore oil rig
Telemarketer
Become a journalist or whistleblower. Long term career goal is to not end up on a missing persons list
HAZMAT diver
Prison labor in some states in the US pays up to 12 cents an hour. Closer to a dollar with experience or in a lead position (good option if you have a lot of personal initiative and will)
Work on an offshore oil rig
Telemarketer
Become a journalist or whistleblower. Long term career goal is to not end up on a missing persons list
HAZMAT diver
- EmpressMaia
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
idk if this is an occupation but you can try to become a protected person
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
clown on the ISS
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
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- PKPenguin321
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
you ever go into a subway station underground and you see those doors on the sides of the tunnels down there? you shoudl figure out who exactly goes into those doors and take that job and become a maintenance dweller
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
Spoiler:
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Back alley pimple popper
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Eunuch in the Forbidden City
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Observer main. Otherwise I play Lucy Trelawney on Manuel.
Observer main. Otherwise I play Lucy Trelawney on Manuel.
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
The guy who chases the subway surfer
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Some kind of hired goon?
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Skyscraper WIndow Cleaner
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Laboratory experiment
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
slime in xenobiology
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Guy who hands tools to surgeon and/or car mechanic when they say the name of the tool out loud
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
tgstation server host
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Bepis
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- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Driving a street sweeper
- PapaMichael
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
one of the indian guys that stand dangerously close to a lathe
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- EmpressMaia
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Parade float driver
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
mangaka
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
guy who pulls stuff out of canals using magnets
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
professional exreme ironer
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
man, you really can put professional before anything and it sounds like a job
professional polconite
professional toaster
professional casual driver
professional battery charger
professional sticky note remover
professional Shampoo mixer
professional HDMI to DVI converter
professional drug reviewer
professional professional
professional polconite
professional toaster
professional casual driver
professional battery charger
professional sticky note remover
professional Shampoo mixer
professional HDMI to DVI converter
professional drug reviewer
professional professional
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- DrAmazing343
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
This one made me laugh out loud. Be the guy that gets to say "CLEAR" when they defibrillate.
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- EmpressMaia
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
piano tuner
- EmpressMaia
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
kangaroo wrestler
- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
You know when someone says they know a guy who knows a guy? Well, what if you were that guy (either the guy or the guy who knows the guy)
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
well i think he should be the guy who knows a guy
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
- PKPenguin321
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
rick and morty video essayist
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
Spoiler:
- EmpressMaia
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
chernobyl exclusion zone tour guide
- Jacquerel
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
learn how to sex baby hens
- Timonk
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
the PR guy who has to repair drakes career
joooks wrote:Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lolNaloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑ I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑ ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
The hut has perished at my hands.
The pink arrow is always right.
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Don't think that's possible.
- Bepis
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
a minooooooooooooooor
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
Ghost writer for a rapper
- Omega_DarkPotato
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Re: Suggest weird jobs for me
imo I think you should apply to be the guy that catches the sparks from angle grinders to recycle them. Big market in europe with their environmental and recycling efforts.
If you can't get in there (you need a lot of experience in the states to get considered for the high-profile positions) perhaps you can try becoming a gangstalker for the US government? Decent hours, good pay, but a lot of travel and you need to have some acting ability to be able to pass yourself off as a girl scout selling cookies while disguising the fact that the cookies have microchips that control people's brain waves.
If you can't get in there (you need a lot of experience in the states to get considered for the high-profile positions) perhaps you can try becoming a gangstalker for the US government? Decent hours, good pay, but a lot of travel and you need to have some acting ability to be able to pass yourself off as a girl scout selling cookies while disguising the fact that the cookies have microchips that control people's brain waves.
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