Clown cuffing self
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Clown cuffing self
Whoever actually added that addition, why the heck did you have to do that? Don't you know sometimes a clown has to cuff especially in emergencies? But no, now they end up cuffing themselves so they end up in even more danger. What the hell.
I would say something witty about this but I'm scared the coders will nerf more so I decided I better not to.
I would say something witty about this but I'm scared the coders will nerf more so I decided I better not to.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
>choosing clown
>complaining about clumsy
Literally why.
If it's that much of a big deal you can just clean your SE.
>complaining about clumsy
Literally why.
If it's that much of a big deal you can just clean your SE.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
I CUFFED PLS NERF
CLOWNS ARE NOT SECURITY
CLOWNS ARE NOT SECURITY
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Re: Clown cuffing self
But is clumsiness fun? I can see how it would be, but is it?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Not really no it doesn't really facilitate anything since anyone who isn't the clown rarely witnesses the trait in action and all it really tells clowns is DON'T EVEN TRY on a number of simple tasks.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Well watching op here cuff him self when he's trying to be a vigilant would probably be pretty hilarious for everyone involved save perhaps himself.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Well, a Clown's job is to entertain other people, not just himself!lumipharon wrote:Well watching op here cuff him self when he's trying to be a vigilant would probably be pretty hilarious for everyone involved save perhaps himself.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
I think this is hilarious.
Vigilante action = ded
You're the funnyman, not the greytide.
Honk at the dual esworders instead of unzipping your valids.
Vigilante action = ded
You're the funnyman, not the greytide.
Honk at the dual esworders instead of unzipping your valids.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
As a clown, I nearly shot myself into crit trying to mine with a Kinetic Accelerator.
Then I realised. Clowns aren't useful for anything. So I went back to the station to honk at the crew.
Honestly I'd like to see this applied to mimes too. Entertainment roles for entertainment purposes when?
Then I realised. Clowns aren't useful for anything. So I went back to the station to honk at the crew.
Honestly I'd like to see this applied to mimes too. Entertainment roles for entertainment purposes when?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
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Re: Clown cuffing self
>using cuffs as a clown
if you're not making a person commit suicide by stunlocking them through constantly slipping them on your pda or banana, you're doing it wrong.
if you're not making a person commit suicide by stunlocking them through constantly slipping them on your pda or banana, you're doing it wrong.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
You know you all imply this means you will get to see a clown use cuffs and laugh at him. I can't remember the last time a clown got their clumsy on in front of me. The mechanic just means they avoid doing that stuff rather than bumbling.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Mission accomplished either way tbhIncomptinence wrote:You know you all imply this means you will get to see a clown use cuffs and laugh at him. I can't remember the last time a clown got their clumsy on in front of me. The mechanic just means they avoid doing that stuff rather than bumbling.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
I actually had a good laugh while being a clown detective without knowing about the clumsiness. I caught a prep, cuffed him (me) up and was confused as fuck for a whole minute, just standing there, trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.
After I read the line I thought it was the best thing. Just visualizing that shit is too funny.
10/10, clumsy should do more stuff like this, e.g. bumping your head into airlocks and running into walls.
After I read the line I thought it was the best thing. Just visualizing that shit is too funny.
10/10, clumsy should do more stuff like this, e.g. bumping your head into airlocks and running into walls.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
>bumping your head into airlocks
>damaging stun
>depending on RNG
No. Just no. Restricting clowns from combat is fine, but restricting their basic maneuvering?
>damaging stun
>depending on RNG
No. Just no. Restricting clowns from combat is fine, but restricting their basic maneuvering?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Bug genetics for a clean se. If you can prove you're not a shithead using the clown role to harass people and be a cunt they MIGHT just be willing to give one to you.
Re: Clown cuffing self
You do realise this is really old goon code right? And not a new thing?
And no, clowns can keep this handicap as most clown players would think its lolarious to kidnap people.
And no, clowns can keep this handicap as most clown players would think its lolarious to kidnap people.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Shitty clowns should be kept in check by administration, not punishments that hit good players. Well, "good", we are talking about clowns here.
Do people want more job-specific limitations like this? If so, what kinds?
Do people want more job-specific limitations like this? If so, what kinds?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Mimes should never be able to talk, and remove that shitty invisible wall ability
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Re: Clown cuffing self
I'd rather clowns shoot themselves in the foot during a crucial moment and have everybody laugh their asses off than have to ban them.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Already happens, if they try to shoot a gun it'll explode in their hands.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Unless they're antag, for some reason. Apparently it wouldn't be fun to have the normal limitations of the role placed on traitors?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
antag clowns don't start with clumsy.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
The thought of a traitor clown shooting themselves in the foot with their revolver in an assassination attempt is pretty funny, though.
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Not really fun for the clown.MMMiracles wrote:The thought of a traitor clown shooting themselves in the foot with their revolver in an assassination attempt is pretty funny, though.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
have you tried not being a clownomnitricks wrote:Whoever actually added that addition, why the heck did you have to do that? Don't you know sometimes a clown has to cuff especially in emergencies? But no, now they end up cuffing themselves so they end up in even more danger. What the hell.
I would say something witty about this but I'm scared the coders will nerf more so I decided I better not to.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Clean your SE if you want to be Honkles the Validhunter
Otherwise, shit is just funny.
Otherwise, shit is just funny.
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
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Re: Clown cuffing self
for reference I found about this before it made the changelog and I just ended up laughing my ass off, shit's funny
(okay part of that was because it used to be buggy as fuck)
(okay part of that was because it used to be buggy as fuck)
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Re: Clown cuffing self
This made me laugh so I suppose you're a successful clown!
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Re: Clown cuffing self
>implying successful clowns ever make anyone laugh
You must be new here.
You must be new here.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
lumipharon wrote:antag clowns don't start with clumsy.
Inb4 gives clown 3 tasers and shoot without exploding in the face
To perma brig with him
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Re: Clown cuffing self
unfortunately this already happensEzel wrote:lumipharon wrote:antag clowns don't start with clumsy.
Inb4 gives clown 3 tasers and shoot without exploding in the face
To perma brig with him
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Don't clowns shoot themselves with guns now because deleting the entire armory in a clumsy fit was too fun for our coders?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
That was always hilarious and probably the best usage of the clown/clumsy role ever. Hate that they removed it.Incomptinence wrote:Don't clowns shoot themselves with guns now because deleting the entire armory in a clumsy fit was too fun for our coders?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Mimes and clowns have limitations because they're expected to fuck around and don't have any responsibilities.MisterPerson wrote:Shitty clowns should be kept in check by administration, not punishments that hit good players. Well, "good", we are talking about clowns here.
Do people want more job-specific limitations like this? If so, what kinds?
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Re: Clown cuffing self
If you give a clown a taser I think you need to step back and reanalyze your metastrategyEzel wrote:lumipharon wrote:antag clowns don't start with clumsy.
Inb4 gives clown 3 tasers and shoot without exploding in the face
To perma brig with him
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Re: Clown cuffing self
*puts in backpack*
HONK
HONK
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: โSun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
Clumsiness might not be fun, but it is funny. If you're not the kind of person who finds it hilarious when you attempt to cuff someone and accidentally cuff yourself, chances are you're not someone who should really be playing clown. Y'know what a real clown would do with the banana peel he has? Slip himself. Clowns are about slapstick humor and in particular, slapstick against them self. Lets face it, in a normal situation a clown shouldn't be cuffing people and playing vigilante and the only time he should is if the station has gone to utter shit. If the only hope to the station is the clown. Then in the last moment of hope he fucks up, cuffs himself, and dies. That's hilarious. Clown and mime seem to have become the playhouse of players who think of themself as robust. And does anyone like to see those players? When these people exist to be nice and actually helpful interactive members of the station, cool. But most of the time, they're not. And it should stop. Cuffing yourself however, should not.
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Re: Clown cuffing self
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: โSun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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