Lizard name megathread

Post by **Atlanta-Ned** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:46 am #84244

I love lizard names. Let's list some good ones, especially some we haven't seen yet.

I'm partial to Toes-the-Line myself.

Dr. Aura · Post by **Dr. Aura** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:49 am #84246

Occupational based, or just in general?

Post by **Atlanta-Ned** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:20 am #84250

Dr. Aura wrote:Occupational based, or just in general?

In general!

EDIT: Does-The-Thing is another good one I've seen.

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:29 am #84252

Cucks-the-X where X can be anything from the Captain to the HoS (not much of a spread, but bear with me)

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:45 am #84254

i saw a 'nouns-the-verb' once

chuckled a bit

Allohsnackbar · Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:55 am

Shoots-His-Gun
Whenever I'm detective.

Falamazeer · Post by **Falamazeer** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:03 am #84257

Farts-and-blames
Crashes-the-server
Bangs-the-donk
Kidnaps-the-clown
Cuts-the-line
Absolves-the-sins (Chaplain name)
Warms-the-Donkpockets
Bullies-the-mime

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:32 am #84258

Dings-and-Dongs
Shirks-his-Duty
Swims-in-Space
Kicks-and-Screams
Seizes-and-Falls
Bites-his-Tongue

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:45 am #84260

IcePacks wrote: Kicks-and-Screams

oh god

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:54 am #84269

Playing as lizard clown on Sybil very occasionally, I am naturally partial to Hunts-the-Valids, because picking that name is my way of being edgy.

qwert · Post by **qwert** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:00 am #84280

I like Beats the crime security lizard. 11/10 secbro

Akkryls · Post by **Akkryls** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:03 am #84285

Am I the only one who just uses a normal name for a Lizard character?

Not-Dorsidarf · Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:44 am

No.

I main as Verbs-Connective-Noun when I feel like being a lizard. Which is never

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:06 pm #84380

my favourite lizard name is still the scientist who called himself Makes-The-Bomb

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:58 pm #84382

My lizardname is Skulks-Through-Maintenance.

My personal favorite (other than my own which is obv the best) is Hides-his-Sex, because of his reaction when I pointed out IC that his name is self-defeating.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:24 pm #84384

What did he do?

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:37 pm #84556

Slightly out of the usual naming convention, but still great.

Lifts-Much

I suppose I could always change it to "Can-lift-Much".

I fully at admit, that's my token assistant. As in Assistant assistant. Aggressive, sociopath dude-bro who never wears a shirt, talks about lifting and starts fights.

Cavoglave · Post by **Cavoglave** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:44 pm #84562

Siphons-the-Farts, atmos tech represent!

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:57 pm #84564

Eats-the-Lemons, for being canonical.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:02 pm #84569

I just use my regular character name and put extra S's in it.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:13 pm #84574

Scott wrote:I just use my regular character name and put extra S's in it.

Expert's opinion: You are a horrible human being

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:16 pm #84594

DemonFiren wrote:
Scott wrote:I just use my regular character name and put extra S's in it.
Expert's opinion: You are a horrible human being :honk:

You don't understand.
I asked him IC one time about his name over the radio, "Aiden Ssscott" not thinking he was a lizard.
His response was "I don't know, the HoP jussst made a mistake"

It took a second to click and it brought tears from laughter.

Cherrypone · Post by **Cherrypone** » Sat Feb 27, 2016 5:33 pm #157679

My lizard name on the rare occasion I play one is Immigrates-Illegally. This is based off an admin event where a bunch of lizard immigrants (Me being one) were sent to the station. I ended up kind of acting as the leader of the group, breaking into the HoPs office and getting us all IDs. I ended up using the name Immigrates-Illegally for my ID, and so a new character was born.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Feb 27, 2016 6:49 pm #157688

Cherrypone wrote:My lizard name on the rare occasion I play one is Immigrates-Illegally. This is based off an admin event where a bunch of lizard immigrants (Me being one) were sent to the station. I ended up kind of acting as the leader of the group, breaking into the HoPs office and getting us all IDs. I ended up using the name Immigrates-Illegally for my ID, and so a new character was born.

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dionysus24779 · Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:03 pm

I always thought "Pets-the-borgs" was cute, but I might be biased.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:10 pm #158372

For a bit there I was playing off of "Salts-the-Wound" with "Strips-the-Flesh", beleaguered lizard surgeon.

TrustyGun · Post by **TrustyGun** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:13 pm #158373

I play either "Can't-Get-It-Up" or "Lies-On-The-Internet", but I have been thinking about getting a new name, they're getting old.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:30 am #158413

Snips-the-nips

ShadowDimentio · Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:49 am

If I ever played a lizard it'd be named Grabs-And-Throws

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:44 am #158431

What do you guys think of the default lizard names? ie the ones you get when you random-name.

Does anyone ever use them? Do you think they're dumb, or do you just prefer to use the TES-style "translated" names?

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:47 am #158434

My second character is Installs Gentoo

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:59 am #158439

Ikarrus wrote:What do you guys think of the default lizard names? ie the ones you get when you random-name.

Does anyone ever use them? Do you think they're dumb, or do you just prefer to use the TES-style "translated" names?

I like those ones, the Argonian names are dumb.

Beegix · Post by **Beegix** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:08 am #158444

Cuts-Her-Tail's name always made my skin crawl a bit.

I play Rides-the-Lightning.

Buggy · Post by **Buggy** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:20 am #158455

>no one mentions Eats-The-Cloaca

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:41 am #158489

Ikarrus wrote:What do you guys think of the default lizard names? ie the ones you get when you random-name.

Does anyone ever use them? Do you think they're dumb, or do you just prefer to use the TES-style "translated" names?

>tes-style translated
Dude...TES is where most of the default names came from, or at least the bits they're randomly-generated from.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:54 am #158497

Verbs-The-Noun
Generates-The-Names
Uses-The-Connectives
Stranger-To-Love
Knows-The-Rules
Won't-Get-This
Any-Other-Guy
Tells-The-Feelings
Never-Gives-Up
Never-Lets-Down

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:59 am #158498

Anonmare wrote:Verbs-The-Noun
Generates-The-Names
Uses-The-Connectives
Stranger-To-Love
Knows-The-Rules
Won't-Get-This
Any-Other-Guy
Tells-The-Feelings
Never-Gives-Up
Never-Lets-Down

You did NOT just lizard roll me.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:38 pm #158523

Posts-the-Shit

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:47 pm

Sits-to-Pee

DrPillzRedux · Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:03 pm

Bangs-Your-Mom
Spaces-The-Cart
Steals-The-Crate
Gets-Admin-Gibbed
Loves-The-Humans

MahoganyWoods · Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:52 am

Anonmare wrote:Verbs-The-Noun
Generates-The-Names
Uses-The-Connectives
Stranger-To-Love
Knows-The-Rules
Won't-Get-This
Any-Other-Guy
Tells-The-Feelings
Never-Gives-Up
Never-Lets-Down

Ha! Good Job.

EmGee · Post by **EmGee** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:11 am #159750

Has-a-name-that-doesn't-fit-the-format

Breaks-the-fourth-wall

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:37 pm #159796

Gives-No-Fucks

Venticular · Post by **Venticular** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:05 pm #159812

Isn't-A-Wizard, lizard wizard

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:17 pm #159816

Venticular wrote:Isn't-A-Wizard, lizard wizard

Personally, for those I prefer Lizward.

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:45 pm #159863

DemonFiren wrote:
Venticular wrote:Isn't-A-Wizard, lizard wizard
Personally, for those I prefer Lizward.

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Reece · Post by **Reece** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:50 am #160068

Eats-the-flies.

Venticular · Post by **Venticular** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:58 pm #160076

Reece wrote:Eats-the-flies.

I remember one round we had a race war, lizards vs. flies. I think you can tell who won.

If you can't, It's the lizards you cuckold.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:11 pm #160104

Drynwyn wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Venticular wrote:Isn't-A-Wizard, lizard wizard
Personally, for those I prefer Lizward.

[youtube]df0x0xQD6uk[/youtube]

I remember this on Mislabeled.

WarbossLincoln · Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:26 pm

Venticular wrote:
Reece wrote:Eats-the-flies.
I remember one round we had a race war, lizards vs. flies. I think you can tell who won.

If you can't, It's the lizards you cuckold.

I was a lizard warden that round. I gulaged one of the flies because he kept being a pain in the ass. Gave him 600 points and I think he ended up committing suicide.