IcePacks wrote:that was a pretty biting comment though considering your average captain is an all-access assistant
yeah seriously, the captain's only job (besides guarding the disk/not losing his gun and id) is overseeing other department heads, which means his entire job is reliant on people obeying the chain of command
otherwise he is literally no more than a guaranteed non-antag greyshirt with all access
"hey fagget captain if you want people to obey chain of command don't be a greyshirt with all access"
"okay i'll stop being a greyshirt with all access and do my job of overseeing the heads, RD how's science looking"
"fuck you captain fagget you dont no shit about science stop trying to tell me how to do my job"
"how about you HoS how's sec"
"i am the law don't tell me how to run my brig fagget captain you dont no shit about sec ill arrest u"
"HoP why is the clown in my office"
"fuck you captain fagget i am your equal u cant tell me who to not give access to"
"warden i know you're not a head but the HoS wont listen to me and i need help arresting the all access traitor clown"
"fuck you captain fagget i am the HoSs equal u cant tell me how to run the brig ill arrest u"
"okay this is a little silly i'm going to have to arrest this HoS for completely disobeying the chain of command and committing unauthorized executions"
"HELP CAPTAIN IS ROUGE HE IS ARRESTING ME, MUST BE A LING (adminhelp)" "LYNCH CAPTAIN HE ARRESTED HOP SHIT CAPTAIN LYNCH HE"
BWOINK why are you arresting the HoS permaban from all head roles until you explain yourself on the forum :^)
suicide/succumb as warden beats you to death with the help of the traitor clown and seven assistants the AI let in
BWOINK why did you suicide as a head role permaban from the game until you appeal on forums :^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
absolutely nobody respects the captain, even if he does his job, it's horseshit
and as long as we're whining
i hate when the FUCKING game times out when i roll FUCKING traitor on FUCKING sybil and by the time the game lets me rejoin the FUUUCKING shuttle's been called before i can do a single FUCKING thing
or when you FUUUUUUUCKING lose connection for three FUCKING seconds and you come back and you're a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BRAAAAAAAIN and your FUCKING BODY IS BEING TURNED INTO MEAT BY THE
FUCKING CHEF AS SEVENTY MILLION FUCKING ASSISTANTS STEAL ALL OF YOUR PRIZED POSSESSIONS
FUUUUUUUCK
or when the fucking rev sees a latejoiner, not even a latejoining head, and is like "ayy lmao better go murder him hehehe :^)" and doesn't give any revheads a chance at converting him and then eventually the rev loses since there aren't enough revs because every non rev is fucking dead like what the fuck are you thinking
or fucking cultists who IMMEDIATELY run to the HoP line and use 3 stun talismans in PLAIN FUCKING SIGHT and the cult gets caught THREE MINUTES IN whilst the cultist gets fucking dunked instantly for being a retard like it's a TEAM GAME MODE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
also, >rolling nuke ops in general >rolling blob in general >wizard rounds without enough chaos >wizard rounds with too much chaos >wizard rounds in which you get four cursed items stuck to you >the fourth malf round in a row today >admins not forcing the new game modes more often
mad props if you read all my bullshit whining
also edit:
IcePacks wrote:a) this guy just tried to copy my escalating rant with an unreadable wall of text (defeating the purpose of the format)
ayy lmao