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I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Unread postby srifenbyxp » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:53 pm #431387

I am currently creating a game and would like to see if any other fellow autist would like to join me. I shalt say what the game is exactly due to no-one has yet signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement. At the moment I have 6 people already on board, I'll be making a pitch at the internship/school I recently graduated and will be hiring people en mass. Pre-Production is nearly completed, so if you have anything to contribute send me a message. Anything like 2D/3D, Programming, ETC is welcome; I don't plan on paying peeps until I get funding BUT I will foot the licensing cost of the software needed.

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Blender {3D} - (Rather not pay $100+ a month for Autodesk shit and neither should you)

Photoshop {Texture/2D}

Substance Painter {Texture/2D}

Unity {Game Engine} The language will most likely be C++

Hack n' Plan {Management}

Maybe Zbrush if I have the extra cash.

Business Plan: Made around the fact that students have 3 months to create a final project.

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Unread postby DrPillzRedux » Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:07 pm #431390

fund my vn instead...
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Unread postby srifenbyxp » Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:09 pm #431392

But VNs arent games, unless it's fapping material (that doesn't involve liggers - although my game for some reason does have liggers).
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Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:34 am #431414

>it has lizards
>but it isn't fapping material
damn pure tbh
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Unread postby CosmicScientist » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:14 am #431441

>not going where the money is with lizard visual novels

More seriously you're going to have to mention language and engine. Fingers crossed you can find someone for graffix programming if it's 3D and effect heavy because shader coding is hard to break into or at least my university and the internet at large made it seem that way.
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Unread postby srifenbyxp » Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:42 am #431469

Good point - I'll edit my original post.

DemonFiren wrote:>it has lizards
>but it isn't fapping material
damn pure tbh


Don't worry, I'm sure some fucking degenerates will make hentai of the characters getting ligger dicks.
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Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Aug 06, 2018 10:31 am #431489

that's what worries me
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Unread postby srifenbyxp » Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:46 pm #431565

You say it like its a bad thing.
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Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:09 pm #431567

this just in: srifen wants rule 34 of the lizards in his game
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Unread postby Ricotez » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:54 am #432966

I can't buy food with "until I get funding"
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Unread postby Iatots » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:35 pm #432982

*shan't

Also I hope you aren't trying to meme your professors into remaking ss13.

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Unread postby DemonFiren » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:25 pm #432988

Iatots wrote:Also I hope you aren't trying to meme your professors into remaking ss13.

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Unread postby srifenbyxp » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:02 am #433108

Ricotez wrote:I can't buy food with "until I get funding"



That's why at first it'll be volunteering, then when I get funding I'll compensate people on the amount of work that they contributed to the demo of the game. When I get the funding from Kick Starter / GoFundMe I'll then compensate people on a milestone basis. These are my terms - if anyone has a problem with it well tough shit.

Demo Pre-production is already completed. I'm setting up a pitch with the studio I intern with to get peeps and because it's associated with the school I graduated from I can use people to work on the demo as their final project. Until then stay frosty my fellow retards.
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Unread postby DemonFiren » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:08 am #433110

so it is SS13
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Unread postby srifenbyxp » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:55 am #433113

Is that really the way we keep coders here on spessmen? Offer them candy and promises of money?
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Unread postby DemonFiren » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:00 am #433115

offer to rubberstamp their shitty features because MUH DIVISION and promises of maintainership
so
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Unread postby srifenbyxp » Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:16 am #433840

Well anyways I just need retards that can draw 2D characters and do 2D animations, can make audio/BGMs, and uhh make special effects - would be nice so I don't have to buy them from an asset store.
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