ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[DemonFiren]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Chaplain's totally-not-a-reference knife description says "Honour compels you to not sheathe it once drawn."
Add a sheathe to it and make it fit in boots like other knives, because there's nothing more fun than arresting an unarmed chaplain who suddenly pulls a force 18 knife from out of nowhere.

[XDTM]

The nullrod and most other chap weapons have just as much force, the knife's effect is that it speeds you up/slows you down randomly.

[Davidchan]

Add in power couplings to the powernet. placed around the station at random intervals power couplings serve no actual purpose aside from having an alarm on them that engineering and AI can see if something is wrong with them.

Every 5-15 minutes, one or more couplings has a chance to fail on its own requiring and engineer to investigate and maintain them. A number of things could go wrong with them, from broken or shorted mechanisms causing the coupling to not put out power right, polarity being screwed up, mice getting inside of them and chewing on components or even a random item getting lodged inside.

To fix a coupling an engineer would have to unscrew its panel and crowbar it off, then examining the coupling would have a chance to inform them what is wrong. Once per minute a crew member can observe a couple (multiple views in a short period by the same person give the same message) with round start jobs giving the following success chances: CE 75%, Engingeer 65%, Atmos 45%, Captain 45%, Science 35% and everyone else 30%. Actual repairs could be using a multitool on them (reverse the polarity) using a screw driver (re-calibrate the couplings) use wirecutters (remove debris) wrench (remove broken parts, use metal to fabricate new ones) wire coil (rewire the coupling). Using a crowbar replaces the panel. If the wrong fix is done to a coupling, then they have a higher chance of exploding or sending a surge to the nearest APC, overloading it and tesla bolting anyone nearby it, shocking the person working on it and/or causing a slow chain reaction of other nearby couplings to being breaking down.

Other crew could mess with couplings as a (slightly) safer way of sabotaging the powernet if they don't have gloves though active engineers are more likely to find the sabotage. Because what clown doesn't want to shove a metal rod inbetween two giant magnets and hope that security down the powernet has to deal with lightning bolts flying out of their APC?

[D&B]

Mice that chew wires have a low chance of becoming hostile electric mice that stun with each attack.

[Grazyn]

Voting in the headmin election should give you a "I VOTED" badge you can attach to jumpsuit

[D&B]

People with no arms should be able to kick in harm intent but every kick makes you fall and get stunned for 3 seconds.

[jaxy15]

Mice that chew wires have a low chance of becoming hostile electric mice that stun with each attack.

Only if you can capture them and pit them against other mobs.

[Davidchan]

Allow Changelings to create Vorta and Jem'Hadar slaves to do their bidding if they can modify a cloner.

[Ezel]

Time stop should summon knives in your hand constantly untill the time stop finishes

[Davidchan]

Cardboard boxes reconfigurable to deployable cover. That can only block nerf darts and laser tag beams.

[DemonFiren]

Wrong thread.

[Screemonster]

Definitely the wrong thread.

[letshavecake]

Jamming a possessed blade into any magical construct/shell allows the blade to assume direct control of it

[Davidchan]

Paper mache. Use paper on a sink or bucket of water to mold it into items. Make armor, swords, shields, helmets and other crappy items that dissolve if you're splashed with water. Scare the crap out of security with your literal book armor and sword.

[Kel-the-Oblivious]

Bring back Super and Hyper KA, give them increased upgrade space. I can my x6 damage mod "Fuck you megafauna" gun!

[DemonFiren]

Add a new instrument: the accordion.
Give it to security.
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[Davidchan]

Add a new instrument: the accordion.
Give it to security.
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Only if we replace the HoS gun with a keytar.

[Davidchan]

Demon/Lost Samurai mode where one player is a wandering Samurai who needs to gather certain McGuffin items and another player plays as a demon overlord who can occasionally summon ghost players to be lesser demons with the goal of killing the Samurai.

[letshavecake]

Turn telescience into a cult ritual, where a rune in the middle is the telepad, nearby runes take offerings to be used as fuel, and an assortment of randomized symbols in the 3x3 space around the main rune are the coordinates

[Shadowlight213]

Anything that a chrono legionnaire erases with his time beam gets automatically stealth removed from the codebase and the git history modified so the commits that added it are removed/edited so the evidence of it ever existing is scrubbed.

[DemonFiren]

I am so gonna point it at goofchem.

[Kel]

Make wizards terrifying and unbeatable in 1 on 1 combat. No more being fucked by a single guy with a buckshot shotgun. Shit like making lightning bolt instant and use explosive tesla bolts, fireballs extremely explosive, and reducing the cooldown heavily on basically every spell.

[PKPenguin321]

Make wizards terrifying and unbeatable in 1 on 1 combat. No more being fucked by a single guy with a buckshot shotgun. Shit like making lightning bolt instant and use explosive tesla bolts, fireballs extremely explosive, and reducing the cooldown heavily on basically every spell.

i'd be down

[DemonFiren]

You want a real shitty idea?
Rework wizards completely to behave like they do in the Black Magician Trilogy. Specific pool of energy that slowly recharges over time, if they go above that pool they take stamina damage and once that is out, die.
Oh, yeah, and they can instantaneously kill anything that's even lightly bruised by touching it and draining all of its energy, which allows them to exceed their natural limit.

[Reece]

Let you rub regeants onto bladed weapons. Wanna dip my chaplain scythe in festering blood and become a herald of nurgle.

[DemonFiren]

Yes, please.
If I am to properly play a dark brotherhood memer I need to be able to poison my blades.
And think of the applications for all the honkmother worshippers here, smearing their bananium daggers with laughter and colourful reagent.

[Gun Hog]

Make wizards terrifying and unbeatable in 1 on 1 combat. No more being fucked by a single guy with a buckshot shotgun. Shit like making lightning bolt instant and use explosive tesla bolts, fireballs extremely explosive, and reducing the cooldown heavily on basically every spell.

i'd be down

The upgraded spells should have effects like this!
As for defense, the Battlemage armor is what you want!

[DemonFiren]

Syndicakes used to heal traitors, no?
Make them heal ops.

[Gun Hog]

Syndicakes used to heal traitors, no?
Make them heal ops.

Syndicakes heal everyone! They contain Doctor's Delight, which heals the four main damage types slowly, while draining nutrition. Medical Doctors are exempted from the nutrition drain.

[DemonFiren]

Oh, right, on that note: restore old DD.

[Davidchan]

Do you really want to give security an excuse to confiscate snack cakes?

[Anonmare]

Well you can heat up Donk Pockets to get Omnizine which heals all four damage types anyway and sec doesn't bother confiscating those

[Reece]

Well you can heat up Donk Pockets to get Omnizine which heals all four damage types anyway and sec doesn't bother confiscating those

I will from now on.

[Kel-the-Oblivious]

Remember that Donk Pockets go cold in about 5 minutes, and lose their omnizine bonus.

Best Method is to get a PIZZA made out of warm Donk Pockets. They won't go cold and will keep their omnizine forever.

[Gun Hog]

I miss cubic donk growth...

[Hatfish]

Add a one-use item that can change your appearance like a magic mirror and give it to the space bartender/hotel staff/any similar ghost roles.

[Ezel]

Add a one-use item that can change your appearance like a magic mirror and give it to the space bartender/hotel staff/any similar ghost roles.

Or better idea remove ghost roles since they are used 90% to grudge people anyways

[XDTM]

Remember that Donk Pockets go cold in about 5 minutes, and lose their omnizine bonus.

This is not true. Entropy is a lie.

[Davidchan]

They used to go cold until machine upgrades became common and suddenly the kitchen had a (near) infinite supply of food AND omnizine by just shoving donk pockets back into the microwave when they went cold for 2-4 to pop back out. I know on one code base it would only cook 1 and spit the spares out as cold, allowing for limitless and waitless supply of om nom noms.

[Gun Hog]

They used to go cold until machine upgrades became common and suddenly the kitchen had a (near) infinite supply of food AND omnizine by just shoving donk pockets back into the microwave when they went cold for 2-4 to pop back out. I know on one code base it would only cook 1 and spit the spares out as cold, allowing for limitless and waitless supply of om nom noms.

CUBIC DONK GROWTH

[letshavecake]

Make bike horns scare all manner of ghosts away

[Anonmare]

Make cardboard boxes made from syndi-cardboard invisible when closed to people with secHUDs

[DemonFiren]

Give the HONK a new attachment: an oversized, spring-loaded boxing glove which changes melee attacks into heavy knockback+stamina damage.

[Screemonster]

Give the HONK a new attachment: an oversized, spring-loaded boxing glove which changes melee attacks into heavy knockback+stamina damage.

wrong thread

[Reece]

Add ratpeople so I can make maint into skavenblight.
"Die die security manthing die!"

[DemonFiren]

Only if catpeople get bonus damage against them.

[Reece]

Only if catpeople get bonus damage against them.

Yes..and make fat lizard sprites so I can RP as a slaadi on wiznerd rounds.

[Gamarr]

All assistants spawn in maint round start, in varying degrees of undress. They all get their ID and PDA, but beyond that, they are scummy, dirty, and disheveled after being forced away from the bright main hallways and into maint, prior to round start. Damaged/no jumpsuits, no shoes, maybe no headsets sometimes. Maybe randomized clothes.

Dorms should be moved into maint entirely and be half where assistants spawn. Give the space hotel a use if people want to go erp/logout someplace.

[FantasticFwoosh]

Add eggs to beer and milk (bilk recipie) to make fight-milk, coming with punching buffs

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[Anonmare]

Cool youtube ID link Fwoosh you nerd

[FantasticFwoosh]

Cool youtube ID link Fwoosh you nerd

Thanks i pick the best content. Something else shitty and potentially passive aggressive would be the ability to send little gif's over PDA's or vines.