ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[FantasticFwoosh]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Cool youtube ID link Fwoosh you nerd

Thanks i pick the best content. Something else shitty and potentially passive aggressive would be the ability to send little gif's over PDA's or vines.

[Davidchan]

Remove common from lizard people language and require silicons or pais to translate from their dirty cold blooded tongue.

[DemonFiren]

Hey, if it means giving lizards their own language to shit-talk the smoothskins in I'm all for it.

[Screemonster]

man, I remember the time someone who plays on paradise was teaching me telecomms scripting and they told me about the shit that came from their foxbeasts
(names removed to protect the guilty)

[12:41 AM] xxxx:

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$pass = false;
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[12:43 AM] Scree: Why the thing of vulpkanin getting you lynched?
[12:44 AM] Scree: Are they defensive of their snowflakiness?
[12:44 AM] xxxx: It's a joke, on Paradise Vulps are really clique-y and snowflakey
[12:44 AM] Scree: hah
[12:44 AM] xxxx: And Captains/RDs have been lynched for using a translation script to do this
[12:44 AM] Scree: jesus
[12:44 AM] xxxx: There's a particular Vulp on Para named [redacted], this neon pink one, who always throws a colossal temper tantrum whenever she's translated
[12:45 AM] Scree: any other server, the admins would shit on them from on high
[12:45 AM] xxxx: It's been reigned in since, but yeah.

[DemonFiren]

Add a traitor item that looks like a remote signaller and, like one, can be attached to some electronics.

However it cannot be signalled and subverts the attached device in ways slightly more hands-on malicious than an emag.
Airlocks automatically crush whoever opens them. APCs, when fully charged, discharge their entire cell in a lightning blast as soon as anyone comes near. Vending machines come to life if they spot someone but return to their original position and assume a dormant state if that person is dead or out of sight.
Attaching one to bombs or C-4 is a Very Bad Idea.

[kevinz000]

Give admins a button to rig RNG for a certain player or around a certain area centered on a specific item/mob.

[FantasticFwoosh]

Give admins a button to rig RNG for a certain player or around a certain area centered on a specific item/mob.

Call this "Make it rain"

[Screemonster]

Give them a button to spawn snowflake sprites all over someone that follow them around and leave a trail

[Davidchan]

Allow tator clowns to purchase vials of pierrot's throat. HONK!

[Armhulen]

give every traitor an item that auto packs chems into sauce packets

don't leave your food out, chefferoni

[Screemonster]

allow the construction of ghetto armored suits out of metal sheets that you can sharpen with a whetstone to make spiked armor

add tires, not for any actual vehicles but so you can put them over the shoulders and finish the ensemble

[Kel-the-Oblivious]

Ghetto armor made out of metal sheets, wire, and a leather jacket or leather overcoat for liner.

Slows you like riot armor, with about half the effectiveness of it. And allow a reinforced welding hood, using a hardhat, wire, and floor tiles. Can't be flipped up, and the light doesn't work, but hey, head armor!

[Ezel]

Ghetto armor made out of metal sheets, wire, and a leather jacket or leather overcoat for liner.

Slows you like riot armor, with about half the effectiveness of it. And allow a reinforced welding hood, using a hardhat, wire, and floor tiles. Can't be flipped up, and the light doesn't work, but hey, head armor!

Riot suits dont slow down anymore

[Alipheese]

Tvs that swap through random static images like Korina drawings and slowly give off brain damage to anyone who can see the tv.

[Limey]

porn magazines that paralyze when used

janitor doesn't have the porn mag anymore does he? it should make a return honestly.

[letshavecake]

Start every round by temporarily docking the escape shuttle from the previous round, letting everything inside it carry over

[Reece]

Instead of monkeys let lizardmen devolve into the janitors pet lizard.
Add a mutation that turns you into a space bear.

[Grazyn]

This was suggested in OOC but

you should be able to put rope in the neck slot

[calzilla1]

Moddle every thing in space station 13 in 3D and put it running along side the Game and only use the 3D portion for iron sight aiming

[Reece]

Port SS13 to gmod and let Byond die.

[calzilla1]

Port SS13 to gmod and let Byond die.

Port gmod to Byond and let source die

[FantasticFwoosh]

You can repair any cloth jumpsuit with cloth and any non-cloth jumpsuit or object with raw leather if the material type is leather based, there are some exceptions to this rule on special objects.

The gladiator suit is leather based, so via a method of skinning goliath plates into leather, you can repair them reliably with investment and therefore beside suit reinforcement you can work leather into a tribal material for pouch satchels and stuff given we could argue that crafting a elaborate FULL SIZE leather satchel would require cloth & leather combined and be out of place.

Most ashwalkers carry spare spears or pickaxes on their back so it might have to be something else unless it was small enough to fit on your waist alternatively like a fanny pack storage.

[Davidchan]

Ghetto armor made out of metal sheets, wire, and a leather jacket or leather overcoat for liner.

Slows you like riot armor, with about half the effectiveness of it. And allow a reinforced welding hood, using a hardhat, wire, and floor tiles. Can't be flipped up, and the light doesn't work, but hey, head armor!

Riot suits dont slow down anymore

I'll take Reasons Steelpoint shouldn't be allowed near security code for 500 Trebek.

[FantasticFwoosh]

TL;DR fanny pack bag storage for ashwalkers made from skinned goliath plates and binded with a tendon

[jaxy15]

A new Bubblegum drop: the Orb of Blood. When used, it will spawn you as an antagonist on the other server's (Basil if you use it in Sybil, Sybil if you use it in Basil) station, equipped with all the gear you had when you used the orb. Your sprite will be colored red, simple mobs will not attack you, and every crewmember you kill will be automatically soulstoned. If you die, you get sent back to your original server.

[Ezel]

A new Bubblegum drop: the Orb of Blood. When used, it will spawn you as an antagonist on the other server's (Basil if you use it in Sybil, Sybil if you use it in Basil) station, equipped with all the gear you had when you used the orb. Your sprite will be colored red, simple mobs will not attack you, and every crewmember you kill will be automatically soulstoned. If you die, you get sent back to your original server.

Wrong thread

[Alipheese]

A new Bubblegum drop: the Orb of Blood. When used, it will spawn you as an antagonist on the other server's (Basil if you use it in Sybil, Sybil if you use it in Basil) station, equipped with all the gear you had when you used the orb. Your sprite will be colored red, simple mobs will not attack you, and every crewmember you kill will be automatically soulstoned. If you die, you get sent back to your original server.

If they die to you they get sent to the opposite server as they are.

[Okand37]

A new Bubblegum drop: the Orb of Blood. When used, it will spawn you as an antagonist on the other server's (Basil if you use it in Sybil, Sybil if you use it in Basil) station, equipped with all the gear you had when you used the orb. Your sprite will be colored red, simple mobs will not attack you, and every crewmember you kill will be automatically soulstoned. If you die, you get sent back to your original server.

Dark spirit has invaded...

[Limey]

fucking ganksquads in botany

[letshavecake]

Give the clown a spell that lets them materialize a banana peel made of pure energy, that can slip people for a longer duration than a normal peel but disappears after slipping someone, and can't be picked up

[Kel-the-Oblivious]

Wrong thread.

[MrEousTranger]

Ash liggers (and good miners) should be able to construct an U.N.G.A. mech which is capable of throwing giant log sized spears and throwing normal sized spears with guaranteed embed.

Pros.
good to UNGA the station with
good for killing megafauna
can pry open doors
launches spears and mega spears

Cons.
Mech movement
Hard to build
pieces are hard to make (made from creature drops)
(only normal spears embed, mega spears can smash machinery and living things.)
must construct mega spear and normal spear ammo

[letshavecake]

Let librarians unlock shitty spells through a minigame
Said minigame would entail the librarian engaging in a rap battle with a sentient grimoire, in a mad libs format, where the player has to come up with rhyming words to finish a phrase, and all potential words that rhyme with the given phrase are assigned point values based on flow
Difficulty would be expressed by competing with the book to see who can throw the sickest rhymes, as well as in the structure of the phrases, making the player figure out which words they're supposed to be coming up with rhymes for
This would all of course be carried out in chat and not on a separate screen, so the battles can be broadcast to the station

[Davidchan]

Give the mime a fake airlock spell that allows them to make any wall look like a default airlock for 30 seconds or until someone attempts to open it. Walking into a fake door would cause the person to take brute damage and be knocked prone. Manually clicking the fake door would simply remove the illusion. MEEP MEEP

[TheSharmat]

Turn cortex borers into a full on antag and use The Many from SS2 as the base for it.

[DemonFiren]

But only make them occur when a tater AI is around.

[Ezel]

Being able to smelt dead humans into flesh slag by using the old smelter

[Screemonster]

Being able to smelt dead humans into flesh slag by using the old smelter

jerky

[calzilla1]

Abductors should be able to speak but can only say"ayy lmao"

[FantasticFwoosh]

Abductors should be able to speak but can only say"ayy lmao"

Even better they can't speak in the chat box like they are already, but everytime they DO speak they say a short ayy lmao midi for the act of telepathically speaking.

Remember when everyone's characters murmured "meme" quietly whenever people spoke? exactly the same.

[Armhulen]

bring back mememememm

[letshavecake]

Make every department as dangerous as engineering
Leaving a dead body in the medbay lobby for too long, or a prisoner in the brig, etc. causes the nuke to go off

[PKPenguin321]

Make every department as dangerous as engineering
Leaving a dead body in the medbay lobby for too long, or a prisoner in the brig, etc. causes the nuke to go off

Yes
The hugboxtriarchy will fall

[DemonFiren]

Just make dead bodies generate miasma.
Science should get a hadron collider that can make singularities.
Cargo crew need to manually dock their shuttles, else they'll crash into the station.

[Kel-the-Oblivious]

Miasma around corpses would make a lot of sense. You hid that body out of sight, but everyone has a nose. Walking into a room and getting a little message of "What crawled in here and died?" could help make corpse recovery easier, and force people to come up with more creative storage places than just a locker no one ever checks in maint.

[Drynwyn]

Miasma around corpses would make a lot of sense. You hid that body out of sight, but everyone has a nose. Walking into a room and getting a little message of "What crawled in here and died?" could help make corpse recovery easier, and force people to come up with more creative storage places than just a locker no one ever checks in maint.

Even it wet, hot climates bodies take hours to start smelling, and a space station is the opposite of wet and hot.

[Davidchan]

Miasma around corpses would make a lot of sense. You hid that body out of sight, but everyone has a nose. Walking into a room and getting a little message of "What crawled in here and died?" could help make corpse recovery easier, and force people to come up with more creative storage places than just a locker no one ever checks in maint.

Even it wet, hot climates bodies take hours to start smelling, and a space station is the opposite of wet and hot.

That argument goes out the window when you remember bodies decay in 30 minutes and it barely takes ten to clone a new one with base equipment.

[Limey]

blah blah it's the future who cares about realism

[Screemonster]

[PKPenguin321]

actually, that's genius. you're promoted.

[letshavecake]

Ash Walkers feeding chickens to the tendil rewards them with tendril tendies