ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Farquaar » Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:23 pm #457356

CosmicScientist wrote:
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/datum/bounty/item/chef/onionrings
   name = "Onion Rings"
   description = "Nanotrasen is remembering Saturn day. Ship onion rings to show the station's support."
   reward = 3000
   required_count = 3
   wanted_types = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onionrings)

No onyan rings.

This belongs on the git



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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby DemonFiren » Wed Nov 28, 2018 4:37 pm #457554

Apparently chloral hydrate may cause physical dependence in real life.

Make chloral really fucking powerful again but also addictive, with addiction greatly decreasing the drug's effects.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby DrunkenMatey » Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:33 pm #457631

How about having the lawyer start with a special exosuit slot item in his office. It would be an arm cast and sling and a leg cast. So if someone puts it on they have an arm in a cast and sling and a leg in a cast, which prevents them using one of their arms and limits them to walking; optionally could make it so the person wearing it cannot freely remove it, though I think it is kinda funnier if they can since the general idea is for the Lawyers clients to throw it on any time they are trying to sue another member of the crew (security) for assault.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Screemonster » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:32 am #458932

let people play spin the bottle with the bottle of mayhem, so it targets you and a random person in view

spin the battle

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Swindly » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:26 am #460142

Add a tator item that allows people to craft the improvised weapons that would have been added to the game if they had not been overpowered.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Screemonster » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:34 am #460638

add glue so you can glue coins to the floor and anyone who bends over to try and pick them up gets stunned briefly

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Farquaar » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:24 pm #460768

Screemonster wrote:add glue so you can glue coins to the floor and anyone who bends over to try and pick them up gets stunned briefly

Why stun them? Just let them click over and over

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Davidchan » Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:05 pm #461598

New Roundtype - No humans. Everyone is randomly assigned a random species, name and gender. After 30 minutes of extended play a CC Deathsquad arrives to wipe everyone out. Crew have to kill all Deathsquids and/or build/hijack a shuttle off the station. Cargo shuttle is blown up randomly after 2 or three orders.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby DemonFiren » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:03 pm #461635


Add one of those to the uplink. Single-shot only, pain in the ass to reload, still pretty loud, but deals enormous damage when fired point blank and executions with it are much quicker (and don't print notifications).
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Lumbermancer » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:05 pm #461636

Parapen?
aka Schlomo Gaskin aka Guru Meditation aka Copyright Alright aka Topkek McHonk aka Le Rouge
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby DemonFiren » Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:03 pm #461651

Lumbermancer wrote:Parapen?

Except it injects lead.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Screemonster » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:23 am #461826

DemonFiren wrote:
Add one of those to the uplink. Single-shot only, pain in the ass to reload, still pretty loud, but deals enormous damage when fired point blank and executions with it are much quicker (and don't print notifications).

honestly, "thing that lets you do the rapid execution without any text to the screen but it's loud as fuck" would be interesting
like it'd be obvious to anyone actually watching and paying attention, and about on a par with any other execution as far as the AI is concerned (since they don't get sounds or text notifications when people fight) but in a crowded room or something all you'd see is some fucker fall over with a loud bang and now you have to guess which of the people standing next to them just plugged them in the skull

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Lumbermancer » Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:29 am #461877

Why not give stechkin silencer by default, instead. More cool, less op.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Davidchan » Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:49 pm #461916

Making the Stechkin into a Welrod Mk3 or what ever with an integrated silencer would be pretty cool, having to manually chamber rounds and cock it, can disassemble it to look like working tools. Doesn't make a sound or generate 'x fired the gun' messages for the first dozen or so times its been fired.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby DemonFiren » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:27 am #462479

>first dozen times
Fine, but only if you add a 1-TC set of replaceable wipes.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby DemonFiren » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:26 pm #465528

add a pAI combat upgrade for 20TC that lets it buy software that gives it the capabilities of a carded AI
and one program that lets it spoof PDA messages
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Screemonster » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:13 pm #465700

A melee wizard spell that requires a grab or a restrained target and lets you instantly remove their heart

the words are KALI MA

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Istoprocent1 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:38 pm #465704

Remove maintenance access from Assistants.
Hide Ancient Jumpsuit in the maintenance - wearer can act antagonistically towards other Assistants and is open for being treated as an antagonist. There can only be one!

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Davidchan » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:00 am #468133

Add magma forges and other dorfy crafts that allow miners and lava land roles to create their own forts to fight over gloves.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby Zarniwoop » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:50 pm #468217

Make it so people have to take regular, fully nude showers and will start getting people sick if they don't.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Unread postby somerandomguy » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:07 am #468227

Zarniwoop wrote:Make it so people have to take regular, fully nude showers and will start getting people sick if they don't.

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