ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:18 am #482687

I submit an idea to unsticky this.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby terranaut » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:25 am #482688

ThanatosRa wrote:I submit an idea to unsticky this.

good ideas dont go in this thread
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Davidchan » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:20 am #482787

Add clothing durability and a tailor job. Overtime everyone jumpsuits, gloves and shoes start to deteriorate Fallout 3 style. They either have to get them repaired by a qualified tailor (or risk doing it themselves and making it worse like trying to surgery a chestburster out with a knife on a kitchen table) or get duds. 30 minutes into the round Security is running around naked or in grey jumpsuits because they don't trust anyone.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby MisterPerson » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:35 pm #482941

oranges wrote:stickied this thread


Why wasn't this stickied earlier? What kind of horrible mod team does this forum have?

Davidchan wrote:Add clothing durability and a tailor job. Overtime everyone jumpsuits, gloves and shoes start to deteriorate Fallout 3 style. They either have to get them repaired by a qualified tailor (or risk doing it themselves and making it worse like trying to surgery a chestburster out with a knife on a kitchen table) or get duds. 30 minutes into the round Security is running around naked or in grey jumpsuits because they don't trust anyone.


Also copy BotW and make melee weapons break after 5 attacks. Toolboxes are robust so you get a whole 9 swings!
I code for the code project and moderate the code sections of the forums. I haven't played in like 2 years so don't listen to my suggestions.

Why realism is stupid:
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Immersion/flavor is playing a WW2 shooter and using a mosin-nagant instead of a laser gun - this is important.

Realism is playing a WW2 shooter and having to spend 2 months in hospital everytime you get shot - stupid and detrimental to gameplay. Nobody actually wants a realistic game, which is why realism arguments are so selectively used.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby confused rock » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:39 pm #482946

Tfw david’s system already exists
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Farquaar » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:57 pm #482958

Eswords run out of battery, and have to be recharged

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby confused rock » Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:03 pm #482982

Aka the power fist
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Anuv » Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:11 am #484364

Reverse nuke ops. All crew on station start with an uplink and 20 TC and become an op. Pool of deathsquad are pulled and assault station in 20 min to deactivate the station nuke (set for 10 min)
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Tlaltecuhtli » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:44 am #484460

happens already when its lowpop and it rolls extended so admins make everyone traitor

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby nullbear » Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:20 pm #484634

you mean like... a more complicated "summon guns"?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:14 am #484730

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Add this. Make the sprite identical to regular arcade machines.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby nullbear » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:18 pm #484983

If it's a do-after and has a different name, absofuckin lutely.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby MisterPerson » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:16 am #485082

Isn't that just an autosurgery machine but reskinned?
I code for the code project and moderate the code sections of the forums. I haven't played in like 2 years so don't listen to my suggestions.

Why realism is stupid:
Spoiler:
Wiz, the project lead of Europa Universalis IV:

Immersion/flavor is playing a WW2 shooter and using a mosin-nagant instead of a laser gun - this is important.

Realism is playing a WW2 shooter and having to spend 2 months in hospital everytime you get shot - stupid and detrimental to gameplay. Nobody actually wants a realistic game, which is why realism arguments are so selectively used.
Source: http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/ind ... t-19679470

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Dr_bee » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:16 am #485117

MisterPerson wrote:Isn't that just an autosurgery machine but reskinned?


More like arnold pizza in machine form.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Mar 21, 2019 4:18 am #485125

Screemonster wrote:
Add this. Make the sprite identical to regular arcade machines.

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/43247
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Reece1995 » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:24 pm #485169

Make wizards Lichs from the start because wizards dying twenty seconds in is bullshit and crap

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:49 pm #485681

relegate catpeople to the tribal primative ghostrole status that ashwalker lizards have

call them nyanderthals

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Farquaar » Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:16 am #485772

Screemonster wrote:nyanderthals

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Reece1995 » Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:25 am #486258

Give lings a dart shooting arm that can fire out syringes full of cyanide.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Nabski » Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:29 pm #486265

Brain trauma where you take oxygen damage constantly, but speaking heals it.

You forgot how to breathe, so just keep those lips flapping and your lungs moving.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Davidchan » Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:04 pm #486435

Nabski wrote:Brain trauma where you take oxygen damage constantly, but speaking heals it.

You forgot how to breathe, so just keep those lips flapping and your lungs moving.


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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby confused rock » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:29 pm #486802

Screemonster wrote:relegate catpeople to the tribal primative ghostrole status that ashwalker lizards have

call them nyanderthals

Not a shitty idea just gotta wait a year
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Davidchan » Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:17 am #487378

New medical tator item: First AIDS kit. Looks identical to standard medkit but all the patches and ointment are filled with itching powder, as well as a 25% chance to have a random malicious and contagious disease in them.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Davidchan » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:35 am #487742

Replace(respite/rename) donk pockets with tendies, anyone with the NEET trait get a bad moodlet for going 15 minutes without eating one, an and happy mood for 5 minutes when they get a fresh one. Is spiked with condiments the NEET becomes enraged and vomits everywhere.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby legoscape » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:20 am #489551

Re-add cat gurls

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Mickyan » Tue May 14, 2019 2:04 pm #493567

Bartender and chef martial art that makes your punches turn people fat and drunk

Call it the fat carp
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby BokehSynapsid » Tue May 14, 2019 11:57 pm #493652

new role: the clown wrangler
can be either random or summoned by admins, if there's no living clown on the station a clown role is also summoned

the clown wrangler is dressed like a cowboy/rodeo clown and has a unique item that's a whip, it can change modes from being a disarmer to being a pair of cuffs ("wrapping up" in the whip) but it can only be used on clowns. the clown wrangler's job is to hold the clown in captivity with the whip until the end of the round, and has jurisdiction to do so by space law (he's the sheriff)

hijinks ensue. :honk:

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Screemonster » Thu May 16, 2019 2:25 pm #493848

megaknock spell for wizards that instantly removes any and all access restrictions on all doors and buttons on the station and unlocks every APC, air alarm, emitter, etc if locked
the only things unaffected are consoles that require an ID to be inserted to function

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Davidchan » Mon May 20, 2019 1:28 pm #494688

Add horrific rituals to Cult that gives them unusual benefits while leaving their body scarred and marked.

Sight of the Damned: Cultist ritualistically gouges their own eyes out and carves demonic runes around their sockets. How ever, they aren't rendered completely blind by this action. They still have regular vision out to 3 tiles, and can see 'auras' of living beings out to 6 tiles, even through walls and darkness. In addition, they permanently gain the ability to see ghosts.

By her Word: Cultist uses their knife to cut runes and scripture of Nar'Sie into their flesh. All brute and burn damage is reduced dramatically and melee attacks against them have a 1 in 5 chance of being redirected at the attacker. However, being splashed with holy water after this ritual is completed inflicts severe damage and cripples the cultist for a short time.

Fervor of Faith: Cultist amputees both their legs during a dark prayer that empowers their mobility. Grants them the ability to float as if a construct, unaffected by gravity and allowing maneuvering even in space. Cultists constantly 'bleeds' from the leg stumps, leaving a trail of dark glowing blood everywhere they go.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby JJRcop » Tue May 21, 2019 4:46 am #494794

Hamster wheel battery subtype that you can capture a mouse with. It has a charge that slowly drains as the mouse runs on it, and you recharge it by feeding the mouse cheese.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby Whoisthere » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:26 am #498065

add a firefighter cyborg module

equipment:
-fireaxe for obvious reason
-fire extinguisher for obvious reason
-crowbar to crowbar open fire doors
-tank and nozzle that accepts/spreads all gases for obvious reason
-inbuilt pump connected to tank and nozzle to scoop up hot plasma and such
-flash like all borgs have
-stun arm to stun flash-protected people and drag them out of the fire (or in case there is a burning dude running around setting everyone on fire)
-disabler for above
-cuffs for above


as a bonus we can just reuse existing sec borg sprite because it is red like a firecar
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby tinodrima7020 » Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:12 am #498068

Whoisthere wrote:add a firefighter cyborg module

equipment:
-fireaxe for obvious reason
-fire extinguisher for obvious reason
-crowbar to crowbar open fire doors
-tank and nozzle that accepts/spreads all gases for obvious reason
-inbuilt pump connected to tank and nozzle to scoop up hot plasma and such
-flash like all borgs have
-stun arm to stun flash-protected people and drag them out of the fire (or in case there is a burning dude running around setting everyone on fire)
-disabler for above
-cuffs for above

as a bonus we can just reuse existing sec borg sprite because it is red like a firecar

This is unironically a good idea if you remove the last 3.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby teepeepee » Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:44 am #498083

Whoisthere wrote:add a firefighter cyborg module

equipment:
-fireaxe for obvious reason
-fire extinguisher for obvious reason
-crowbar to crowbar open fire doors
-tank and nozzle that accepts/spreads all gases for obvious reason
-inbuilt pump connected to tank and nozzle to scoop up hot plasma and such
-flash like all borgs have
-stun arm to stun flash-protected people and drag them out of the fire (or in case there is a burning dude running around setting everyone on fire)
-disabler for above
-cuffs for above


as a bonus we can just reuse existing sec borg sprite because it is red like a firecar

fire axe already works as a crowbar for door-opening purpouses
I think you meant scrubber too, when you said pump
last three are retarded
overall a good idea, wrong thread

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Postby confused rock » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:21 pm #498113

I’d say “cant tell if tino and teepee are retarded or not” but I already know they are, this is the best joke of the millenia
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