She sells sea shells by the sea shore

[Super Aggro Crag]

I went to the beach gateway the other day and there was seashells. We should add more seashells to the game and ways to get them so that you can equip a seashell in your ear slot to hear ocean ambient noise and so that people can use two of them and some cable coil to craft a seashell brassiere so we can have merpeoples

[Helios]

Hey Crag, I need your help on the next idea, the Petitioner.
Also sea shells are more a currency in my opinion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_money

[Kitfox]

Craft three sea shells into the three shells item which you can then use on your groin while standing over a toilet for a positive moodlet.

[Super Aggro Crag]

i dont know how to use the 3 shells

[Farquaar]

i dont know how to use the 3 shells

>he doesn’t know how the 3 seashells work

[Super Aggro Crag]

i dont know how to use the 3 shells

>he doesn’t know how the 3 seashells work

some guy on the internet says you use two to pinch ur turd and slowly pull it out your ass and the third to scrape away any remnants but that doesn't take into account that i have bilious yellow diarrhea

[Itseasytosee2me]

i dont know how to use the 3 shells

>he doesn’t know how the 3 seashells work

some guy on the internet says you use two to pinch ur turd and slowly pull it out your ass and the third to scrape away any remnants but that doesn't take into account that i have bilious yellow diarrhea

skip to step 3

[Super Aggro Crag]

that'd scrape away all my ass skin trying to dry liquid off my ass

plus i have an anal fissure

[Helios]

I wanted your opinion on the petitioner Crag, but you are too busy talking about poop mechanics. Forget I asked.

[Rageguy505]

Craft three sea shells into the three shells item which you can then use on your groin while standing over a toilet for a positive moodlet.

They already do this joke in the charlie station bathroom

[Super Aggro Crag]

I wanted your opinion on the petitioner Crag, but you are too busy talking about poop mechanics. Forget I asked.

i didnt forget i just dont know what spawning a loot pinata with more access than the captain would do

[Helios]

So offer a solution. How does the Petitioner become more than a loot pinata, and an effective way for curing what ails the station?