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Lemme just clear something up before feds bust my nuts I don't condone that shit but side effects are case by case and with smart use the worse you'll get is some major behaviour change due to hormone imbalance and a really bad case of gyno and liver problems if you take oral.

Which is why you first take estrogen blockers so you don't look like your 50 year old uncle after years of alcohol abuse and milk thistle to protect your liver I'd your taking orals. And you don't take them if you can't control your temper on a normal basis.

Majority of people don't do this though and they're dumb and I don't use them... I swear I just have done my homework.

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Post by Maccus » #113443

Or just don't pop pills for your workout so you don't end up growing titties and losing your dingaling

Fun fact Colonic once told me he poops monthly and it takes him well over an hour to go, I'm sure it's not the pills
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #113650

Well, I'm officially off my antidepressants. Hopefully I'll be getting back to my old self again, which likely means I'll be a great bigger bitch
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Post by Takeguru » #113676

Neat.

I wonder what made him throw his toys out the pram this time

EDIT
Oh okay, looked into it and the South actually did start shit this time.

They started blasting propaganda across the DMZ again.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #113678

From what I understand, North Korea started with the blaring of nonsense across the border during exercises.
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Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
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yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
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ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Takeguru » #113744

>Order 2 things
>1 of them set to arrive at a reasonable time
>Then there's this
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Post by Timbrewolf » #113775

How does that even happen?

"Sometime between the middle of next month and maybe the month after that. We don't have a fucking clue."
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Post by Remie Richards » #113776

Hey, atleast they gave an upper bound.
could have just said Tuesday, September 22, 2015 onwards, which would include the heat death of the universe, then what good are your ordered objects!
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Post by Takeguru » #113778

I don't even understand.
They're both coming from the same store

They're both in stock

One of them is set to arrive between the 27th of this month and the 1st of September.

That's reasonable.

And then there's the other thing

And I'm just

What
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Post by DemonFiren » #113812

Is one of them dildos?

If so, there's your answer: They have to test 'em first.
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Post by Takeguru » #113816

Nope, just weeb statues.
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Post by Remie Richards » #113853

My niece asked her mum + my mum to put on today's Ghibli movie (Howl's Moving Castle) all by her self, it's worked! she's hooked!
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Post by Takeguru » #113855

Now you just need to start getting her into the not-so-westernized stuff.
Ghibli stuff is good, but it's basically just Disney: Eastern Edition
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Post by Remie Richards » #113856

Takeguru wrote:Now you just need to start getting her into the not-so-westernized stuff.
Ghibli stuff is good, but it's basically just Disney: Eastern Edition
Yeah, had to start with Ghibli films because 1. they really are great 2. she's 3 (in a few days) so gotta ease her in.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #113869

Well, the meds are definitely working their way out of my system--I can feel anger again.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Palpatine would be proud, you are on the path to.becoming a sith apprentice
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EndgamerAzari wrote:Well, the meds are definitely working their way out of my system--I can feel anger again.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #113880

I'm not a real big fan of getting inordinately pissed off at Tumblr-grade idiocy, but at least it's an indicator of me returning to my usual emotional state. Hopefully I'll be able to start liking things and being excited about stuff again.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Post by DemonFiren » #113893

Wyzack wrote:Palatine would be proud, you are on the path to.becoming a sith apprentice
So am I, because it's Palpatine and I'm #triggered.
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Post by Wyzack » #113895

Quit trying to smear me by making up fake typos holy shit also please ignore where it says Last Edited
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Post by DemonFiren » #113898

>smear you

Your reputation is already fucked.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #113904

Takeguru wrote:>Order 2 things
>1 of them set to arrive at a reasonable time
>Then there's this
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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i can run an actual video editor now
i won't have to hit the cut clip hotkey and wait three minutes before being able to do anything again
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Post by Ikarrus » #114047

So I officially own a car and a house now. Feels weird, considering not even 3 years ago I was unemployed and living in my mom's basement.

>tfw still no gf
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Post by DemonFiren » #114100

Ikarrus, nobody on /tg/ will ever have a GF. Rumours surface that people on Bay have been breeding, but not /tg/.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #114109

>people in bay breeding
roleplaying being a family doesn't consitute actually being a family...................
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Post by DemonFiren » #114120

Actually, I'm serious.

Of course, for the well-being of their child they immediately up and left.
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Post by Wyzack » #114134

Timmy i don't think you actually know how to pour your own cereal, you are just a toddler. someone has to sit on the ban-corner for unlawful IC knowledge.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #114214

The next time some fuckhead in a passing car yells "Put a shirt on!" when I'm wearing a tanktop, I'm gonna pretend to be pulling a gun.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
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cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #114220

EndgamerAzari wrote:The next time some fuckhead in a passing car yells "Put a shirt on!" when I'm wearing a tanktop, I'm gonna pretend to be pulling a gun.
I'm pretty sure peeps get shot for pulling stuff like that.
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Post by Takeguru » #114224

What kind of grocery store closes at fucking 7 on a Saturday

Fucking hell.

Now I need to go back tomorrow to get the other fucking half of my shopping done
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #114254

My flight back from Sweden was cancelled for a reason so bs the SAS rep is trying the old "I heard they needed to change the oil" routine.

My replacement flights stop at Stockholm, then Oslo, then svenaarack or whatever then back home.

I guess today has been rescheduled as a tour of the insides of Scandinavian airports.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Screemonster » #114272

EndgamerAzari wrote:The next time some fuckhead in a passing car yells "Put a shirt on!" when I'm wearing a tanktop, I'm gonna pretend to be pulling a gun.
Is this just an american thing? I've lived in both the UK and Australia and in neither place would screaming shit out of a car window at strangers be considered a good thing.

Like, if you're old enough to drive it's one of those "yeah that guy you're shouting at might be an embarrassing shameful mess but at least he's not that fuckhead who screams shit out of his car window" things.
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Post by Takeguru » #114300

Okay, everything is just about ready now.

Just for comparison, I ordered another thing from the same place last night.

God
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I don't think I'll be going through them again.

I didn't even select 2 day shipping on it
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Post by 420weedscopes » #114317

i cancelled the order for that laptop. oranges you da best.
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #114408

Screemonster wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:The next time some fuckhead in a passing car yells "Put a shirt on!" when I'm wearing a tanktop, I'm gonna pretend to be pulling a gun.
Is this just an american thing? I've lived in both the UK and Australia and in neither place would screaming shit out of a car window at strangers be considered a good thing.

Like, if you're old enough to drive it's one of those "yeah that guy you're shouting at might be an embarrassing shameful mess but at least he's not that fuckhead who screams shit out of his car window" things.
No, it's not a good thing, it's a jackass thing. I could fucking tell I was gonna get shouted at, because I was the only person on the sidewalk and it's always the car with the music blaring too loud that's full of jagoffs, but I was just expecting the usual "FAGGOT" instead of commentary on how I choose to dress when I'm walking to Burger King in 90 degree heat.
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Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ThanatosRa » #114459

hey nsos lets eat trash then get hit by a car
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #114605

Oh Jesus what the hell is wrong with my insides
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Post by Wyzack » #114610

Oh no you didn't try colonic's horse boner pills did you?
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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #114614

Nah, he hasn't been eating his vegetables!
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #114623

As my brother once put it, "that smells like it's on the back of the toilet".

I'm probably exacerbating matters by drinking this fucking abhorrent appetite-reduction 'smoothie'.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
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Post by Ikarrus » #114625

Fuck telecom companies seriously.

Especially canadian-goverment-enforced telecom monopolies.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #114644

>Supervisor position
>Requires Master's degree
>Pays at max $38,400 yearly

What the hell are these people thinking
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ThanatosRa » #114665

scum of the fucking earth. the hiring guys I mean
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Post by nsos » #114677

EndgamerAzari wrote:>Supervisor position
>Requires Master's degree
>Pays at max $38,400 yearly

What the hell are these people thinking
they make retarded job listings that no one in their right mind would apply for then turmn around and go "there's just no domestic demand for this job" and then outsource it to a random guy in the west indies for below minimum wage
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Post by Remie Richards » #114731

>watch a nice documentary with a nice old woman in it
>ends with a dedication to her, she died in 2015

FOR FUCKS SAKE.
*cries* whyyyy, they always do this, they show people perfectly fine, nothing seems wrong, and then they always die... fuck.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by EndgamerAzari » #114733

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LIGHT UP THE NIIIIIIGHT
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Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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