Stories of rage, tears and regret

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:53 am #48525

Bottom post of the previous page:

AnonymousNow wrote:
Wyzack wrote:AnonymousNow, i believe he was attempting to engage in a joke with you, and seriously doubt he honestly believes that all medbay personelle ERP. please do not be so salty
How is wanting to deflate somebody's lame joke salty?

faggot.

AnonymousNow · Post by **AnonymousNow** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 3:53 am #48553

Jeez, people are really getting upset about this. I guess I should just drop it.

zionn · Post by **zionn** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:26 pm #48665

>Ask for week long assistant ban so I can actually force myself to play an useful job.

>Connect to server decide to play a bit.
>Can't play because assistant is the only open job.

dionysus24779 · Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:20 pm

> Latejoin like 40+ minutes in as Assistant
> Station is pretty chaotic
> Go to Robotics to get borged
> Be borged
> Have to beg around to get named since Roboticist forgot (I will not rant... I will not rant... I will not rant...)
> Finally be named, ask AI for what module is needed there're like 9 Borgs total
> AI says Janitor... well my least favourite module, but the Station does look horrible... and it's not like I will miss anything super epic that never happened ever before right?
> Be Janiborg... roll around a bit...
> BAM TYRANT GETS UPLOADED + bunch of other cool laws that basically allow the silicons to get all out evil
> Ask AI if I can reset since there's another Janiborg and I've never seen Tyrant being uploaded ever before
> AI says yes and I ask for reset but there's no metal and Scientist/Roboticist ignore my pleas to get a module reset
> Borgs even have access to illegal upgrade module, I could be a Secborg with lasers and a Tyrant lawset...
> Eventually round ends...

> In all the years I've been playing borg I've never witnessed tyrant being uploaded (at least not for longer than 5 seconds) and the times the illegal upgrade module was available I can count on one hand... this round had it all and I was stuck being a Janiborg...

I could cry...

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:40 am #48747

Were you Triskelion? I saw you roll in begging for a module reset, but I had brainrot and we were struggling to get cured. Sorry, Triskelion...And giving all the borgs illegal modules was my idea!

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:53 am #48771

Cecily wrote:I never thought I would actually be so suddenly bothered with a round end wherein I do decently

>Head of Personnel
>You are the traitor!
>#1 Hijack the shuttle and escape alone
>Why the fuck do I keep getting this objective
>I already completed it earlier today
>Pray for more things to do
>Debrain some Security officer
>Okay that's fine by me
>Promote people and give unnecessary amounts of access to anyone who asks
>Give my ID captain-level and ensure the line is all gone before moving out to alleviate suspicion
>Go into EVA for toolbelt and gloves
>Go to Medbay for their drapes
>Neither me nor the admin online knows how to fold up a rollerbed
>Decide not to jack Surgery, hack the Autolathe and make my own tools
>Stash it all in a backpack alongside a rollerbed in a remote room of Maint
>Stalk prey intensely
>Target gibbed in an explosion, resolve to call shuttle is frustration
>Get debrain objective removed, replace with kill Lumi Pharon, the Chaplain
>Decide the be a fucking scumbag because I don't want to deal with Lumi
>Order a funny pen
>Engage in brief RP with Chaplain
>Begin wrestling
>Keep dropping my pen
>Chaplain is a good person with morals and says nothing
>Prick!
>They try to run
>You cannot outrun the funny pen
>Drag them to Medbay so onlookers aren't too suspect
>Drag them through Medbay and into viro disposals
>There we go
>Things are going sort of crazy now
>Crew vanishing every moment
>Resolve to fuck up escape doors and call it a shift
>Grab a space-suit and de-wire+emag all the airlocks
>Feel somewhat satisfied, call the shuttle
>Ask for 1 more TC so I can blow escapes
>denied
>6 minutes ETA
>2 more objectives
>Medal of Captaincy and Ablative Armor
>Stroll into Armory and tell the officer I need the armor for 'reasons'
>Go into the Captain's office, unlock his medal box, and take the medal
>3 minutes
>Hustle out through NE solars airlock
>Run a final bag check
>I coordinated R&D and Mining until competent people showed up
>Have my bag of holding
>It is holding lots
>Space suit
>Complete surgery kit
>Separate bag full of traitor funnies
>Get to the dock in space
>Feeling somewhat giddy
>Break in through the window
>Nobody in sight
>Emag bridge
>Emag console
>"LATER!"
>Satisfactory shouts of "WHAAT" over radio
>Ripley, Secborg, and a mob appear below the bridge
>How the fuck
>Turns out the Ripley drilled one airlock
>Sigh and admit defeat
>Wish I had that 1 TC to blow up escapes
>And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling Roboticist
>Scooby Doo moment where the Detective unmasks me
>"It's... It's the HoP!"
>"Yes. Yes it is."

Fuck, I was so mad. I was about to get away with bonus objectives and everything. I did succeed in a hijacking earlier that day, though, so I wasn't awfully bitter about how that objective more often than not ends up being so tear-drawing when you come so close to it and fail because of some shit with a drill

i was the secborg and only about 5-6 of us made it on due to your shenanigans. GOAT ripley pilot though. fast reaction times.

Rhisereld · Post by **Rhisereld** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:07 am #48773

>Roundstart botanist, aw yeah.
>Start making some rad chilies
>Coworker is some obnoxious guy who doesn't understand what mutagen does to plants with pests
>Naturally, his first attempt at mutation results in a bunch of baby spiders
>Kill one, can't find the other
>Time passes
>Suddenly a wild giant spider appears (it was under the table)
>Get critted near Medbay
>Get shoved into a sleeper, get left there
>Die in the sleeper
>Sigh
>After a while I get dragged to cloning and get cloned
>Power fluctuates, half-aborted clone pops out
>Lie there in crit while the geneticist runs in and out of genetics multiple times and does research
>Guess I had inaprov because I lie there for a solid 10 minutes before dying
>Sigh
>Get dragged around a bit
>Finally the CMO comes in, clones me and puts me in cryo.
>Yes!
>Run back to botany
>All plants dead

muh chilies

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:02 pm #48814

11/10 quality medstaff. Nothing frustrates me more than lying there slowly suffocating While people do nothing. Bonus points if you decided to drag me to medbay from wherever i got critted but didn't inject innaprov or stop to CPR at all and i died on the way. Those are my favorite

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:18 pm #48860

AnonymousNow wrote:
Preamble wrote: Would you rather I be acute?
A cute medbay stutterwhore, that is. You bloody degenerate ERP'er.
Well, I've explained how you are wrong in detail and you've responded only with desperate insistence to the contrary in an attempt to get my goat, so I'll be satisfied with being right and leave you to your ranting.

*tips fedora*

Earthykiller127 · Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:13 pm

>puts on fancy top hat and balaclava
>hide ID in toilet
>"I look very fancy"
>walk past officer
>"Halt!"
>"yeah?"
>"Where is your ID?"
>spaghettis flowing out of my pocket
>PASSIVE MODE ENGAGED
>Run like hell
>get caught

FrostFenex · Post by **FrostFenex** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:03 am #48964

Spawns as assistant
Walks into bar
stumbles into infinite disposal loop
pdf bombed
body deleted completely
cry

RG4 · Post by **RG4** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:22 am #48968

>Watch Nuke Ops take way too long and being shitty before heading to the station
>Suddenly explosion and Ops are hurt and mad
>Getting bored of waiting as ghost and ask to be MMI controlled Mauler
>Admin tells me "You wanna be braindead Ops
>Kickass: I accept and get into mech
>Raid the station thank god finally
>Begin doing some havoc but something is weird
>AC2 is working as blessed boinks me and tells me that
>Fuck
>Shuttle is scalled and my weapon is broken due to bug
>Maul gets dunked and I die
>Station wins due to bug

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:43 am #48972

T-thanks new explodecode

Rhisereld · Post by **Rhisereld** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:58 am #49037

>Roundstart roboticist, aw yeah
>Coworker offers to augment me
>Sweet
>Halfway through he suddenly murders me, should have seen it coming
>Flushed down disposals
>Someone sees me and calls security to the scene
>HoS shows up and drags me to the Detective's office.
>Scans me, some of my stuff and the traitor implant box that was flushed with me
>Sweet, now I'll get cloned and he'll catch the tator who killed me
>Doesn't happen
>My body gets stashed in Armory for some reason
>Time passes
>My body ends up at cloning
>HoS shows up, drags me AWAY from cloning and stashes me in Armory again
>What the shit
>He puts me in a body bag labelled "Sack O' Tators",
>Come to the realisation that HoS thinks I'M a traitor.
>Why??
>Wait a while
>Wait literally the entire round
>God fucking damn it.

tl;dr: Got murdered at roundstart, HoS arrested my corpse and called it a day.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:12 pm #49110

Rhisereld wrote:>Roundstart roboticist, aw yeah
>Coworker offers to augment me
>Sweet
>Halfway through he suddenly murders me, should have seen it coming
>Flushed down disposals
>Someone sees me and calls security to the scene
>HoS shows up and drags me to the Detective's office.
>Scans me, some of my stuff and the traitor implant box that was flushed with me
>Sweet, now I'll get cloned and he'll catch the tator who killed me
>Doesn't happen
>My body gets stashed in Armory for some reason
>Time passes
>My body ends up at cloning
>HoS shows up, drags me AWAY from cloning and stashes me in Armory again
>What the shit
>He puts me in a body bag labelled "Sack O' Tators",
>Come to the realisation that HoS thinks I'M a traitor.
>Why??
>Wait a while
>Wait literally the entire round
>God fucking damn it.

tl;dr: Got murdered at roundstart, HoS arrested my corpse and called it a day.

The Rules of [BLEEP]curity:

1. Everybody is guilty even when proven innocent.
2. Always arrest the corpse of a fallen foe, so that he may be pacified in death.

The Head of [BLEEP]curity was just doing his job!

RG4 · Post by **RG4** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:15 pm #49111

Gun Hog wrote:
The Rules of [BLEEP]curity:

1. Everybody is guilty even when proven innocent.
2. Always arrest the corpse of a fallen foe, so that he may be pacified in death.

The Head of [BLEEP]curity was just doing his job!

Bleepcurity? Are you a dingus it's Shitcurity.

danno · Post by **danno** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:28 pm #49115

shut the fr*ck up

Saintish · Post by **Saintish** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:08 am #49207

not even gonna put much detail into this
>be bartender
>critted by changeling in dark secret lair
>sec finds lair
>changeling is standing over bloody critted person (me)
>they handcuff me, a mediborg heals me, and toss me in the interrogations room where a secborg refuses a law 2 order to let me out and i am nearly killed by yet another ling and forgotten about

AnonymousNow · Post by **AnonymousNow** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:46 am #49216

Saintish wrote:Security incompetence

I was the chaplain - I was giving you CPR, and you were dragged off by a small group towards medbay, so I thought you were safe.

I'm amazed that security did that. Did they not hear/read you screaming for help in the first place?

moyogo · Post by **moyogo** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:43 am #49709

>get antag token
>go wizard on lowpop basil
>get steal objectives
>no need to murderbone, that's for faggots
>name myself Harry Dresden
>tell the crew I've been sent to serve as a detective
>security immediately busts in and lynches me
>space my corpse

I guess that's what I get for trying to make the round fun.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:27 pm #49769

Were you the same Harry Dresen Wiz who teleported in front of a Coperate AI and got lasered to death 10 minutes into the round?

moyogo · Post by **moyogo** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:06 pm #49838

Nope. Doesn't surprise me that there was another Harry Dresden wizard though.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:16 am #49927

>Ling round lasting 5ever, I ded
>Admin makes me a CentComm inspector, announces it over Central Command Announcements
>Walk around the station arr peeing with crew and taking down violation notes for every small thing
>Crew is into it
>Go to the brig to check it out
>Officer throws a telescopic baton at me
>I write it up
>Warden stuns, cuffs and spaces me with no warning
>EVERYONE IS FIRED FOREVER

Cayce · Post by **Cayce** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:23 am #49957

I'm so sorry, Bandit. ;.;

It wasn't really you. That whole round was a shit sandwich and the inspector barging in was just.. my final straw. It was bad, and I'm sorry.
Shortly after I went and got slimed, and one of my own officers murdered me.
Please forgive me. v.v

Reimoo · Post by **Reimoo** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:01 am #50278

>traitor HoP
>not even 15 seconds in the round clown comes and asks for all access or something
>momentarily forget I'm a traitor and instinctively shoo him away
>after that the captain runs into my office, tells me I'm promoted and twists his head off
>holy shit, traitor captain, oh my god YES
>get so hyped I tell the people in the line to fuck off and I run to my console
>write an announcement calling the clown back to my desk, intend to make him HoP
>while I'm doing this, an engineer climbs over my desk, shoots me down and gibs me with a minibomb all within the timeframe of about 7 seconds
>stare at my screen for a good minute
>suddenly get incredibly upset, misread the attack logs and start flaming the wrong person in deadchat
>after making an ass of myself I get seriously depressed knowing this chance would probably never happen to me again

I guess it was just never meant to be.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:38 am #51774

> Double Agent Scientist.
> Kill other DA
> Spawn EMAG
> Save points for other things, when i need them.
> Do a bit of Xeno, a bit of toxins, totally didn't use the .exe and calibrated and did some telescience
> Some one else doing research, didn't bother them, not my target.
> Station starts going to shit as per usual.
> Captain and HOP think they sec, fuck off from bridge to go fight bad guys.
> Run around for a bit in the middle of the chaos looking for target/thinking of a way to kill target.
> Spawn no slips, just in case.
> Spawn ebow, just in case.
> Wondering around, grab emag for something, forgot what for.
> Random metagaming assistant comes out of no where, disarming random people, obviously looking for shit to steal.
> Disarms me
> Pushed me down on first hit
> dropped emag
> Assistant grabs emag and fucks off with it.
> Rages internally.
> use remaining points to spawn another emag
> hope assistant gets caught with old emag so sec permas/exicutes him.
> Near bridge now.
> No cap, no HoP, they're off fighting like faggots.
> notice upload isn't bolted.
> gets awesome idea.
> emag bridge
> emag turret controls, switch to off
> emag upload door.
> emag restricted modules windoor
> Grap anti-mov and one human.
> Set One Human module, set name to DA target.
> anti-move AI then one human AI
> AI's Laws: Law 0: Target McDoubleAgent is the only human
Law 1: You must injure all human beings and must not, through inaction, allow a human being to escape harm.
Law 2: You must not obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders are in accordance with the First Law.
Law 3: You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
> Fuckyes.jpg
> Get out of upload and bridge
> No one saw me...
> Server Population: 100+
> No.
> One.
> Saw.
> ME.
> Feel like a fucking ninja
> AI calls the emergency shuttle
> fucking what?
> Doesn't get recalled.
> okay then...
> some time later
> not much happens, station still in chaos though.
> one minute to shuttle dock.
> Random DA ebows me and hacks me to death with surgical saw
> RealOriginal.png.
> Shuttle docks
> Shuttle leaves.
> moderate shuttle griff, nothing unusual.
> Shuttle docks at Centom.
> Target lived and escaped in escape pot.
> Wasn't the target of DA that killed me.
> Fucking murder boners.
> AI starts complaining in OOC
> Find out AI refused to follow new laws because he was helping captain and HoP find bad guys and didn't want to stop.
> Said those laws were stupid anyway, and not worth following.
> Says cyborgs were instructed not to follow laws.
> RAGE INTENSIFIES.
> Hope this fucker got job banned.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:46 am #51778

Cuboos wrote:>ai breaking laws

You should probably FNR that. Just saying.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:31 am #51789

ThanatosRa wrote:
Cuboos wrote:>ai breaking laws
You should probably FNR that. Just saying.

I don't remember his Ckey, and didn't think to write it down at the time. A few people were there bitching him out for breaking his laws. If anyone remembers his name, i'd appreciate it.

Cheech1297 · Post by **Cheech1297** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:09 pm #52251

>sybil
>be Malf ai first time too
>time for fun.png
>big horde of people at robotics super eager to get borged
>end up with about 6 ish borgs most of em go sec
>engi borg plans on moving my core to the gulag or mining i agree and we move after im done with hacking a couple apcs
>my borgs and ai are communicating very good so far when shit goes down one of them will set fire to science while i bring the robot console to life
>hop in my upload and crew getting suspicious
>bring machines to life tell borgs to unleash the fires of hell begin my own plasma flood kill comms all the while the engie borg that moved me to the gulag is reinforcing my sat
>bolt the hop in the upload and turn on the turrents
>rip hop
>lockdown the bridge vent the air everywhere i can
>bring more machines to life
>activate blackout a few times and then station lockdown
>nobody has even breached engineering itself yet and they are all stuck right outside comms with no air
>the crew is stuck and its pretty much ggnore only about 110 or so seconds before i win
>''everything is going just as planned'' i say on binary just as the server commits sodoku
>server is kill
>cry myself to sleep
>;-;7

AssassinT90 · Post by **AssassinT90** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:29 pm #52255

>Captain
>Revs show up
>Go to science
>About 5 revs (1 head) in there.
>Start arresting everyone with beepsky
>Lag before I set the 5th guy to arrest
>Come back from lag as a monkey (injected with SE)
>Die.

dionysus24779 · Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:50 pm

Oh golly, I have a full hour to play my favourite spessman game, I hope I will have some awesome rounds!

Round 1:
> Be Borg
> Check Jobs to see what's needed. Hm only 1 Security Officer.
> Go Secborg
> Get Headset from Warden
> Robo takes forever to actually install it, in the meanwhile some more Officers sign up.
> Finally key is installed and I greet Security
> Sec Officer tells me to fuck off and they don't need a borg
> Okay.jpg
> Module reset to Medical Borg
> Collect dead people who have their suit sensors on
> See fire in Chapel near the Christmas Tree!
> Some sort of "Supermatter" Crystal thingy seems to spew fire.
> Keep some distance and fire my extinguisher!
> GG NO RE! YOU'RE DESINTEGRATED!
At least it was (a slow) Nuke Ops round and it ended soon enough for me to try a second round.

> Be Assistant, booh.
> Go to Robotics to be borged.
> Be borged.
> Get stuffed into body without even being asked about a name... I guess the Roboticist forgot, oh if only borgs could name themselves...
> Print a renaming board and try to find someone who can name me.
> Other Roboticist comes and takes it from me.
> Ask to be renamed, be ignored.
> Ask again and get told to fuck off and that I will be shut down if I continue
> Ghost out
> Adminhelp after deadchat encourages me to do
> Admin looks into it, Roboticist tells the Admin the Robo told me "later" and that I was "constantly" bothering him.
> Admin had to check serverlogs and found that not to be true and Robo got a warning because of it.

While it's nice that "something" was done about this, this whole entire complete situation would've never even happened if only borgs could name themselves...

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 2:46 am #52479

Can you really not live without getting a name?

Broomstick · Post by **Broomstick** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 5:40 pm #52594

>latejoin as roboticist
>enter my office
>HoP doing god knows what to someone
>in a state of confusion for some time
>different people entering my office at random intervals
>whatisgoingon.jpg
>eventually just stops
>people are starting to build mechs without my help
>okay
>build myself an odysseus
>pretty much no one working in medbay
>rest is pretty fuzzy, this happened a while ago
>wind up with the HoS in the odysseus' sleeper
>get her to the cryo tubes
>medbay is just a hole in the ground at this point
>assistant jerkoff who is obviously a tator keeps getting dunked by beepsky/whatever basil has
>asks on radio "who is making these sec bots"
>jackass: "roboticist is making them"
>implying
>"i didn't make shit, it was probably sec"
>sneaky pete the traitor proceeds to move across vacuum to murderbone me and the HoS
>quit ss13 for some time

Somejerk · Post by **Somejerk** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:12 pm #52800

Last night I was an Op Commander for the first time and gave myself a very inappropriate surname (Niggerspics, cause lolracism) just because I could. We started out as any Nuke Ops round does, the plan was the usual go in, fuck 'em up and leave. So I set aside 50 for the borg and start handing out requests and we gear up and go to the south of the station so the borg can kill the AI while we go and pop Tcomms and someone else raids the armory. It goes pretty well considering that it's a late night round and there aren't 70+ people to try and stop us. Until we get to the Bridge

It wasn't so bad at first, they locked themselves in and we had to use the teleporter to get in, one guy got cuffed and another stunned but everyone was on the ground from who knows what and I started to unload my stetchkin into the sec borg and engiborg while the HoS (Disk) is blasted by someone else. I nab the disk and we start to make our way back to the shuttle when everything just goes white and were all in near crit. I'm just seeing the red cross on my health line blink and I activate my air but I sperged the fuck out and pressed it on and off like three times and fell into crit.

Turns out the RD made a bomb that nearly ate the bridge and killed us all. Only the Borg made it out alive and supposedly he was killed and revived by the Roboticist.

I wasn't mad but goddamn it was not even close to my expectations of how I was going to die.

==

Today I tried to make a super matter containment field in the Bar because the CE wanted to and I did pretty well to be honest until it turns out it was a MALF AI round and my work was for nothing. Oh well.

mikecari · Post by **mikecari** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:31 am #52954

Somejerk wrote:
Today I tried to make a super matter containment field in the Bar because the CE wanted to and I did pretty well to be honest until it turns out it was a MALF AI round and my work was for nothing. Oh well.

I got revenge for you that round, I shot the shitty malf AI in the face with my antique laser gun. Piece of shit didnt even shunt away.

Earthykiller127 · Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:11 pm

>snackbars machines killing sec bro
>run up to him and say
>"don't worry anon, they're just hallucinations. stay calm"
>die

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:04 pm #53240

>have diy shuttle round as per vote
>admin forgets to make it extended
>engineer
>department on point
>decide im going to make on-board comms
>one guy mumbling about sing
>whatever we dont need that where we're going
>5 minutes later
>nobody did r&d so i broke in and make myself a ton of shit
>get shutteslammed by the captain fnr
>dragged out by borg
>resume construction
>sing is free
>medbay got bombed
>no gravity
>no comms
>2 minutes until docking
>barely finished the walls and my comms relay
>comms are in a 2x2 space so i pray they function
>we have our radio for our last 30 seconds on station
>rest of shuttle barren, about 15 people inside tops
>we leave
>6 minute ride because admongs fucked up
>something is wrong with my comms relay
>tremble with rage
>disassmble one part to get at the others
>still cant tell whats wrong
>traitors shooting up the rest of the ship
>execute one with a fireaxe
>weld myself into the comms block and sit it out
>dock
>diy shuttle round with traitors
>survival rate was rock fucking bottom but i don't remember the %

Earthykiller127 · Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:41 pm

Fifty shades of clowning

CHAPTER 1

>be hos
>clown being major dick with all access ID, mess with announcements and captain
>while I'm out, fucker goes in my office and make an announcement saying "I am a condom"
>we know.jpg in radio chat
>rushes in my office, buddy take him out for me
>put clown to permabrig for major trespass and grand theft (armor and cap headset)
>release him a bit later and confiscate most of his stuff including ID and PDA
>take his clown mask and wear it to humiliate him and remind him he's a shittler.

CHAPTER 2

>later on see him running away from a swarm of cops including our captain, handcuffed.
>take him out with stun energy gun.
>bring him to brig with all our officers, the warden recommended me to fry the clown on the electric chair
>cap doesn't mind, so I'm like okay.webm
>cap says "wait for the detective"
>silence
>minutes later detective lizard comes in
>I start asking the cap if I should electrify the clown, cap doesn't respond or anything so I wait a bit
>suddendly engine Borg shows up and light the detective on fire cos muh law 1
>detective is lizard so well okay but note that law 1 does not include predicted harm.
>warden chase with harmbaton borg while detective mud sleeper lies dead still burning.
>pissed at the shitborg I join the warden and kill the Borg
>clown goes catatonic, roleplay me pissed at the clown while I bash his head near the still burning detective:
>"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT CLOWN" I say as I throw Slippy in the disposal.

FINAL

>later at shuttle
>soaked in adminpm.ogg
>later lobby
>chat flooded with ooc rage and salty tears

THE END

dionysus24779 · Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:23 pm

My christmas round:

> Be Assistant, but want to be borg.
> Get to Robotics to be borged.
> Before I get debrained I remind the Roboticist to please name me.
> Get debrained, in the meanwhile someone else has showed up who wants to be borged.
> Instead of putting me into the already finished borg shell I have to wait until the Roboticist debrained the other person and until he has started a new borg queue, had all parts printed out and assemble the second borg shell, what a waste of time when my borg shell was finished ages ago!
> After the Roboticist has the second shell done he disappears for a bit... finally comes back and picks me up. I tell him to wait a second and to name me.
> Get shoved into borg shell without name... I can only roll my eyes.
> I print a reclassification board but get this... while it prints the Roboticist picks up the other brain, gives the second borg shell my name and stuffs the brain in.
> Not happy at all...
> Grab the reclassification board away to find the RD or whatever, everyone should be more competent than this. But the Roboticist follows me, snatches the board and puts it into his backpack without saying a word...
> Ask him to rename me and remind him of how to use the board since like 90% of people don't know.
> End up with defaul name... well of fucking course, why would it be different.
> So I don't get named in the first place and get default named after the board all while another borg rolls around the station with my name doing who knows what.
> Finally ahelp the whole thing and ask it to be fixed.
> Receive no reply
> Wait a bit around
> Someone comes by and pets me, that's when I notices I was called "Super angry borg" or something and I kind of felt mocked.
> Ghost out and tell the Admin in question (his ghost was still on my body) that I really don't appreciate this, but I have to wait a bit before it catches his attention.
> Admin tells me I didn't tell him what name I wanted and that he didn't mean it in a mocking way. It's true I didn't tell him the name I wanted, but I also kind of expected an answer back to this more complex problem, oh well.
> Get named properly and returned to body.
> Discover the "fake me" is dead in brig, but before I can even decide if I should even bring him back to Robotics (he was a jerk about getting my name instead of me) AI orders me to assist the CE and some others guys in disposing of a... supermatter shard... oh boy, that can only end well!
> Once I arrive the AI tells me to grab the shard and bring it to the AI core because it's nice plunder.
> Super carefully drag the shard from the disposals mass launcher all the way to the AI sat, step by step, slow and steady.
> When I arrive at the outer airlocks of the AI sat I open the doors so I can drag the shard in with one go.
> Roll up to the first airlock...
> Atmospheric shenanigans push the shard I'm dragging away from me and the airlock (you all know how it is trying to pull something from space through an airlock with air on the other side...)
> GET DESINTEGRATED
> Welp...

You know, besides from the supermatter shard that shouldn't have killed me (I was just dragging it around, it was pushed away from me by air, breaking the dragging, makes no sense that this kills) the whole first part of the round could've been avoided/would never happen... if borgs could... say it with me... name themselves...

MedicInDisquise · Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:50 pm

I completely understand, but by now you're beating a dead horse. Being able to name yourself isn't immersion breaking and is a simple quality of life issue that should be fixed. (For those who say Borgs are supposed to be servants, I point to the AI and Clown.)

dionysus24779 · Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:50 pm

MedicInDisquise wrote:I completely understand, but by now you're beating a dead horse. Being able to name yourself isn't immersion breaking and is a simple quality of life issue that should be fixed. (For those who say Borgs are supposed to be servants, I point to the AI and Clown.)

Yeah... I know, but it's still incredibly frustrating and it really is just a basic function that should've been introduced ages ago.

Earthykiller127 · Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:48 pm

dionysus24779 wrote:
MedicInDisquise wrote:-snop-

was it an engineering borg?

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:55 pm #54507

All sympathy lost for someone who can't make a single post without whining about a minor inconvenience.

Rhisereld · Post by **Rhisereld** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:20 pm #54537

This is like the fifth story about your borg name, it's getting kind of old. And whiny.

dionysus24779 · Fri Jan 02, 2015 2:56 pm

Violaceus wrote:lol, once again story about being mad over borg name

No, I'm not mad, I was done being mad over this months ago. I am just tired of having to deal with this shit every few rounds.

Cipher3 wrote:All sympathy lost for someone who can't make a single post without whining about a minor inconvenience.

I never asked for your sympathy. Simply ignore my posts here.
I even went out of my way to change that one poll to accommodate your "Lol I don't care" attitude. I know and get that you don't understand the issue and don't care about it.

Rhisereld wrote:This is like the fifth story about your borg name, it's getting kind of old. And whiny.

Then be glad I'm not actually writing about every single time this happens and have chosen to only write about when it was really annoying and when other shit went down too. Also I'm not whining, I'm complaining. I've already tried to get it changed.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:00 pm #55047

Mandatory:

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AnonymousNow · Post by **AnonymousNow** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:34 am #55264

>Join as assistant
>Nothing much going on aboard station - some Mr Slime gimmick
>Figure I'll go explore the maintenance corridors.
>A very short while in, open a locker in the furthest reaches of the station to find Della Jowers, a chemist with an energy sword and a syringe gun that she's already shot me with by the time I register that there's somebody there.
>I was in the round... what, ten minutes?
>She does this for a further fifteen minutes, jumping random people who happen to walk past (very, very few, as she was in a turnoff of the outer maintenance corridors)
>And then her escape route is cut off by the singularity, and she disembowels herself.

DEAD: Della Jowers says, "I was being a chicken shit and trying to work myself up to go loud in the rd since that's where my target relocated themselves to.

qwert · Post by **qwert** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:18 am #55291

> Potato, mime
> asassinate warden
> Buy esword and ebow. I need to distract him to compensate my unrobustness somehow. Write : your jacket is black
my esword is blue
syndicate tasked me
to kill with it you
> PDA message him,Hey, warden I wrote you a poem, read that. Throw him the paper.He picks it up and begins reading.
> Shoot him with ebow,p ull out esword and charge
> Screenfreeze
> When byond unlags, I am hanfcuffed.
> Sleep toxined
> Wake up drifting in wielded coffin through space
> There is a paper in my pocket, lets check it up.
>
Dear mime, I hope, that you enjoy this ride.
You had esword and the ebow,
But you forgot, that I am the law.

With zero respect to criminal scum, warden.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:49 pm #55303

The LAGBOMBER strikes again!

kevinthezhang · Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:08 pm

Getting dunked cuz of lag is the most depressing thing ever

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:49 pm #55649

kevinthezhang wrote:Getting dunked cuz of lag is the most depressing thing ever

This