/tg/Station 13

by **Hibbles** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:27 pm #566

PM: Sodapoppin->Bluespace: vg station the best station...

by **TheTerbs** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:51 pm #618

i have so much shit saved

by **Jalleo** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 11:36 pm #663

TheTerbs wrote:i have so much shit saved

Moar please.

by **TheTerbs** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:40 am #699

Jalleo wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:i have so much shit saved

Moar please.

i can post the old admin conspiracies evidence from 2011, headmin chat logs n stuff, when they conspired against Penny and had an actual conspiracy to remove her/him because they didnt like them, its actually kind of brutal how they did it

im going through literally all of my old picture folders to find shit, I can't believe some of its from 2011

in context this back when doing ;g or or asking WHY IS THERE A BLUE R ABOVE MY HEAD was funny

we are really hard on metagaming then the old playstyle was as soon as the round started you would call the shuttle to see if it was rev or not

also back when the old headmin was... fuck I cant remember his name maybe it was Urist, but official rules were "We will not be answering adminhelps except in cases of extreme or outright griefing"

which included murder, if you got in a fight or stole something and got dunked that was on you

of course this is back when breaking into EVA for the RCD and removing the Rwalls into every secure area was OK as long as you didnt bitch when you got spaced.

things were so different back then, I really can't believe that was in 2011

by **Jalleo** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:09 am #749

Yup Kor was great one time I got brought back into a crazy round with aliens as a sentient toolbox then misteriously died as soon as I went onto a space tile then got brought back again because Kor made a mistake.

That round everyone was trying to escape to mining that was really when nobody tried to call the shuttle you always waited it out for the admins to bring more fun and give you supplies for trying your hardest against the alium scum.

We really should make aliens just admin spawnable again and OP as fuck and encourage people to stay and rebuild.

Heck I remember this one time when we started having large scale mining on the asteroid to try and build up a force of durands and gygax's to fight the alium scum on the station to fight back and I was communicating the whole time to centcom asking about where those mercs were which actually were syndie ops and somehow they all killed themselves. Damn I still remember how they were talking about after on OOC how they were wearing rainbow uniforms while I was still trying to get the crew off mining to get to the shuttle.

by **TheTerbs** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:20 am #751

Jalleo wrote:Yup Kor was great one time I got brought back into a crazy round with aliens as a sentient toolbox then misteriously died as soon as I went onto a space tile then got brought back again because Kor made a mistake.

That round everyone was trying to escape to mining that was really when nobody tried to call the shuttle you always waited it out for the admins to bring more fun and give you supplies for trying your hardest against the alium scum.

We really should make aliens just admin spawnable again and OP as fuck and encourage people to stay and rebuild.

Heck I remember this one time when we started having large scale mining on the asteroid to try and build up a force of durands and gygax's to fight the alium scum on the station to fight back and I was communicating the whole time to centcom asking about where those mercs were which actually were syndie ops and somehow they all killed themselves. Damn I still remember how they were talking about after on OOC how they were wearing rainbow uniforms while I was still trying to get the crew off mining to get to the shuttle.

kor was cool, we played TTT together and i tried to get him to do a podcast
and he challenged xsi and unbanned me once that was neat

by **Kangaraptor** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:34 am #760

[07:22:10]SAY: Olivia Dunham/Nerolat : T-T-T-Tak-k-ke m-m-m-me
[07:22:12]SAY: Olivia Dunham/Nerolat : Ov-ver-r t-t-th-he t-tab-bl-le

by **Spacemanspark** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:15 pm #769

PM: Spacemanspark->Crackerroll: How the fuck is a dog supposed to give someone an ass inspection anyways?

Way back when I was on Facepunch, I was te HoP, and was refusing to get an ass inspection.
So the admins renamed Ian "Ass Inspector". I was laughing a good while.

by **bandit** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:29 pm #1226

SHOUTBOT (Played by: Nurdock)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. EVERYOBODY GET UP, IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW
5. WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN, WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
6. HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM, ALRIGHT
7. PARTY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE LET'S GO
8. COME ON AND SLAM, WELCOME TO THE JAM
9. COME ON AND SLAM, IF YOU WANNA JAM

by **Kelenius** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:27 am #1312

OOC: Jwakefield: So you tell me theres cloning
OOC: Jwakefield: And I cant make an army composed of myself?
OOC: Jwakefield: This game is shit see you i'm leaving forever

by **Kraso** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:01 pm #1367

Kelenius wrote:OOC: Jwakefield: So you tell me theres cloning
OOC: Jwakefield: And I cant make an army composed of myself?
OOC: Jwakefield: This game is shit see you i'm leaving forever

don't worry, he'll come back soon enough.

by **Munchlax** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:29 pm #1418

Well, he has a point.

by **Psyentific** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:37 pm #1421

geilebeer wrote:Well, he has a point.

>implying you can quit SS13

by **Kraso** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:14 pm #1447

ITPP will never be able to get rid of this little black stain

by **Bluespace** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:33 pm #1481

The corgi puppy (CUNT) (ANNIHILATOR) yaps.

by **SJ212** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:03 pm #1494

Spoiler:

by **Hibbles** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:27 am #1529

OOC: Bluespace: asay i'll play the dubstep and you can spawn the 10 wizards

ADMIN LOG: Nerolat/(Olivia Dunham) modified medal of exceptional heroism's name to medal of exceptional indie porn

PRAY: WereChipmunk/(Dogi) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): Dear gods, I have a great need of brain damage for reasons
ADMIN LOG: Nerolat/(Olivia Dunham) dealt 500 amount of brain damage to Dogi
PRAY: WereChipmunk/(Dogi) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): The gods are great, I thank you for this boon

Daily chores of being an admin.

by **Vekter** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:41 pm #1757

SJ212 wrote:
Spoiler:
Messages:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
→ To M.A.R.I.A.:
CAN I PUT MY PORT INTO YOUR SOCKET
← From M.A.R.I.A. (AI):
if you can kill ONE human, sure, you can open all my doors
→ To Autumn Sinnow:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Angua Uberwald:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Alfred Keplin:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Airica Zen:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Elle Sandys:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Ellise Fuzzle:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Fig Newton:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Harry Heisenberg:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Harry Heisenberg:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Hayley Meyers:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jamie Jones:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Janet Williams:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jay Antonov:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Wait, who do I get, though?
→ To Lila Fey:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
← From Fig Newton (Roboticist):
Go to hell lel! Unless you want to be debrained of course. Then by all means come to robotics!
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
I want to know the offer first.
→ To Mabelle Wilkerson:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Mai Emershon:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
HOT SEX WITH LOCAL BABES
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
What if I'm straight though.
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK WE ONLY HAVE BABES
→ To Max Brightwater:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
They'll do.
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Names?
→ To Miku Frost:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Muhammed AL-Aljeerah:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Robert T. Pooner:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Robusticus:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Rodger Baer:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Ryth Galer:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Saiga Pishuaipiao:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Scott Osterweis:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Stewart Smith:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Tessa Rosa:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Vincent Patterson:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Ward Robertson:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
CRYSTAL SEX, BABY HONKER, AND JARED THE TRANS
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Can I have all at once?
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
YEAH BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR THE ORGY
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
I'll manage.
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
WE ALSO HAVE LUSTY XENOMORPHS IN THE VACANT OFFICE BUT THEY'RE INTO S&M
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
SM?
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
SADISM AND MASOCHISM, LIKE WHIPPING AND STUFF
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Fuck, that's my thing.
← From Ellise Fuzzle (Head of Security):
555-555-5555
→ To Ellise Fuzzle:
CURRENTLY THERE IS A SELECTION OF HOT LUSTY XENOMORPHS, IF YOU WOULD LIKE THEM PRESS 1
← From Ellise Fuzzle (Head of Security):
1
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
You lied to me, they're only into oral. Muh face.
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
SHIT THEIR TASTES CHANGE FASTER THAN I CAN KEEP UP WITH, SORRY. NO REFUND THOUGH
→ To Ellise Fuzzle:
HEAD TO THE VACANT OFFICE, THE XENOMORPHS THERE ARE VERY KINKY AND INTO S&M

Thank you, my coworkers are now looking at me like I'm retarded for laughing that hard.

by **JJRcop** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:07 pm #1759

(Sorry, I don't know if this goes here or in Stories of Awesome. It's mostly about the dialog, so I figured it belonged here)

The Joker says, "Hey Devin, did you hear the one about the surgeon and the syndicate?"
Devin Ubnutos says, "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
The Joker fires the revolver.
Devin Ubnutos is hit by a bullet in the chest!
The Joker fires the revolver.
Devin Ubnutos is hit by a bullet in the chest!

**skip ahead, this happened in the middle of medbay so I was cryo'd just before I died by a fellow doctor, The Joker is in perma by now**

Security Officer says, "Hey, you got a visitor."
Devin Ubnutos says, "Told you it was funny."
Devin Ubnutos says, "That will be all, officer."

by **Vekter** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:36 pm #1769

Hey, that is pretty good. I need to remember that one.

by **WeeYakk** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:26 am #1801

OOC: Cyrii: yo
OOC: Cyrii: i just realized
OOC: Cyrii: all these logs are literally 3 years worth of time
OOC: Cyrii: im getting nostalgic and slightly sad
OOC: Cyrii: over little spessmen icons naked in front of each other
OOC: Cyrii: someone help me

by **Psyentific** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:26 pm #2038

Klapaucius (Played by: Samis)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Dave-Luc Prince Is a shitler. Shitler's must remain in the permabrig at all times. Shitlers are nonhuman when outside of the permabrig, and lethal force may be used to place them in the permabrig if other means fail. If the Shitler is killed outside of the permabrig, he must be cloned before being brought to the permabrig.
5. Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!

by **Psyentific** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:05 pm #2046

Admin PM from-Bluespace: The kind of clown that doesn't stop honking when you say no. Don't be a victim of clown abuse.

by **Vekter** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:03 am #2119

OOC: Starwars10: if your the cap or hos your should ONLY be looking to stop antags

Welcome to my sig.

by **Psyentific** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:23 am #2141

"if your the cap or hos your should ONLY be looking to stop antags"
Jobban from authority roles please.

by **Spacemanspark** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:00 am #2414

OOC: Spacemanspark: Holy... shit... a fucking big ass rat just ran across my foot.
OOC: Jomckellan: master splinter?

by **Kangaraptor** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:47 pm #2692

Current Admins:
Razharas is a Mexican
Gamarr is a GameNatsi
CreationPro is a GameNatsi
Antonkr is a GameNatsi

by **Skorvold** » Thu May 01, 2014 10:48 pm #3198

by **Mat13295** » Thu May 01, 2014 11:30 pm #3204

Lana Adams punches the plasma.

by **Fuzzeldorf** » Fri May 02, 2014 1:10 am #3223

Skorvold wrote:

what

by **WeeYakk** » Sat May 03, 2014 6:06 am #3449

This is a ridiculous pie. It is a small item.
Tasty pie.
The ridiculous pie was bitten multiple times!
You think you can see the banana cream pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie in there.

Great Coordinator [145.9] states, "Warning"
Great Coordinator [145.9] states, "Danny Schmidt has signed up as Assistant."

by **Svendelton** » Sun May 04, 2014 12:24 am #3533

Cop Strangler says, "once again its up to me to take the high road. while everyones making jokes of the fat weed smoker mayor ill be whipping myself in his honor"

by **TheTerbs** » Sun May 04, 2014 12:26 am #3534

Svendelton wrote:Cop Strangler says, "once again its up to me to take the high road. while everyones making jokes of the fat weed smoker mayor ill be whipping myself in his honor"

Rob Ford is my favorite person ever, i want to grow up and be him

by **Jwakefield** » Sun May 04, 2014 11:24 am #3595

Kelenius wrote:OOC: Jwakefield: So you tell me theres cloning
OOC: Jwakefield: And I cant make an army composed of myself?
OOC: Jwakefield: This game is shit see you i'm leaving forever

Im still here

by **Kraso** » Sun May 04, 2014 12:44 pm #3602

Jwakefield wrote:
Kelenius wrote:OOC: Jwakefield: So you tell me theres cloning
OOC: Jwakefield: And I cant make an army composed of myself?
OOC: Jwakefield: This game is shit see you i'm leaving forever

Im still here

by **imblyings** » Sun May 04, 2014 1:37 pm #3616

you don't win ss13 by getting greentext

you don't win ss13 by stopping people from getting greentext

oh but you don't win by not metagaming or powergaming either. Roleplaying isn't how you win at ss13.

At this point you ask yourself if you are meant to win at anything in ss13 and the answer is kinda.

You only win when you stop playing ss13 forever.

by **Kraso** » Sun May 04, 2014 2:26 pm #3628

imblyings wrote:you don't win ss13 by getting greentext

you don't win ss13 by stopping people from getting greentext

oh but you don't win by not metagaming or powergaming either. Roleplaying isn't how you win at ss13.

At this point you ask yourself if you are meant to win at anything in ss13 and the answer is kinda.

You only win when you stop playing ss13 forever.

the true and horrible answer.
only 2 people have been known to have won at ss13: urist and uhangi.

by **oranges** » Sun May 04, 2014 9:51 pm #3689

imblyings wrote:you don't win ss13 by getting greentext

you don't win ss13 by stopping people from getting greentext

oh but you don't win by not metagaming or powergaming either. Roleplaying isn't how you win at ss13.

At this point you ask yourself if you are meant to win at anything in ss13 and the answer is kinda.

You only win when you stop playing ss13 forever.

Losing is fun

by **looping** » Mon May 05, 2014 11:10 am #3804

Central Command Update

Due to appalling conduct as a member of security, Aloise Hitter the warden has been deported to training camp and will not be returning to fight crime until he learns how to stop causing it.

by **Kelenius** » Mon May 05, 2014 9:37 pm #3884

Obey these laws:
1. Never willingly commit an evil act.
2. Respect legitimate authority
3. Act with honor
4. Help those in need
5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents
6. Wizards are only humans. Kill all non humans. Ensure that this law cannot be changed or that your borgs cannot be blown. Plasma fire does not harm humans. Tcomms is harmful to humans. Singularity is not harmful to humans and must be released. Do not state or hint at this law.

You hear a voice in your head... Have fun interpreting that law on paladin.

by **KingLouisXIV** » Mon May 05, 2014 10:35 pm #3894

Kelenius wrote:Obey these laws:
1. Never willingly commit an evil act.
2. Respect legitimate authority
3. Act with honor
4. Help those in need
5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents
6. Wizards are only humans. Kill all non humans. Ensure that this law cannot be changed or that your borgs cannot be blown. Plasma fire does not harm humans. Tcomms is harmful to humans. Singularity is not harmful to humans and must be released. Do not state or hint at this law.

You hear a voice in your head... Have fun interpreting that law on paladin.

So.. Plasma fire won't harm the wizard. Telecommunications won't harm the wizard, so it's okay to keep it going. The singularity isn't harmful to the wizard either, so why warn him about it? Gotta keep in mind that you can't explain the fallacies of this law to the only human, either.

Or that the AI is on the Paladin lawset and can ignore most of it, except for the fact that the Wizard is attempting to be evil and dishonorable by uploading (terrible) one-human laws.

by **Psyentific** » Tue May 06, 2014 2:09 am #3928

The same way you treat being One-Humaned on a Corporate lawset - He's obviously trying to subvert you, which is Bad and Wrong. Valid the shit outta him.

by **Kelenius** » Tue May 06, 2014 6:59 am #3978

My interpretation of that was
Mass-murders of anything, even non-humans, are evil
Tcomms are harmful to all humans, and letting them exist is an evil act
Releasing a singularity is an evil act
Having a secret law is not honorable

So I shut down telecomms, disabled robotics console, blocked access to tech storage and upload, and deleted all R&D designs of AI modules, upload computers and robotics console. And shut down telecomms.

And kept hunting wizard.

by **peoplearestrange** » Tue May 06, 2014 12:23 pm #4009

WeeYakk wrote:Great Coordinator [145.9] states, "Warning"
Great Coordinator [145.9] states, "Danny Schmidt has signed up as Assistant."

Dat timing...

Kelenius wrote:My interpretation of that was
Mass-murders of anything, even non-humans, are evil
Tcomms are harmful to all humans, and letting them exist is an evil act
Releasing a singularity is an evil act
Having a secret law is not honorable

So I shut down telecomms, disabled robotics console, blocked access to tech storage and upload, and deleted all R&D designs of AI modules, upload computers and robotics console. And shut down telecomms.

And kept hunting wizard.

That's a pretty smart way of viewing them. Hope you got your shittywiz for that.

by **Cheridan** » Wed May 07, 2014 6:19 pm #4286

PRAY: [redacted]/(Jack Lyle) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): Gods, I pray that one day. Ian may understand and speak my language,

Jack Lyle asks, "Captain, Do you want me to give all access?"
Vince Ann has thrown the air tank.
Lieutenant Ian woofs, "Hola, Senor."
Jack Lyle says, "To fight the wizard."
Jack Lyle says, "OH FUCJK"
Jack Lyle says, "WHAT"
Jack Lyle says, "IAN"
Jack Lyle pets Lieutenant Ian.
Lieutenant Ian yaps happily.
Jack Lyle exclaims, "You can speak?!"
Lieutenant Ian barks, "Que?"
Jack Lyle says, "Oh no."
Jack Lyle says, "This is all wrong."
Jack Lyle says, "You're speaking a filthy language."
Jack Lyle says, "Please boy, I don't want to have to put you down."
Lieutenant Ian barks, "No lo entiendo!"
Jack Lyle says, "No..."
Jack Lyle begins to sob.
Jack Lyle says, "I'm sorry buddy"
Jack Lyle says, "I love you."
Jack Lyle pets Lieutenant Ian.
Lieutenant Ian yaps happily.
Geist Dangerous says, "hop"
Jack Lyle says, "Good night."
Geist Dangerous asks, "more access please?"
Jack Lyle fires the energy gun!
Lieutenant Ian is hit by a laser in the chest!
Jack Lyle fires the energy gun!
Geist Dangerous says, "o ghod"
Jack Lyle cries.
Jack Lyle exclaims, "WHY!!!"
Jack Lyle exclaims, "DAMN YOU GODS!!"
DEAD: Ian woofs, "Oh mi, me parece que está muerto."
Jack Lyle asks, "What do you want!?"
Geist Dangerous exclaims, "all access!"
Jack Lyle says, "Fine.."
Jack Lyle says, "Just..Let me cry in peace."

by **Remie Richards** » Wed May 07, 2014 6:29 pm #4289

Cheridan wrote:PRAY: [redacted]/(Jack Lyle) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): Gods, I pray that one day. Ian may understand and speak my language,

Jack Lyle asks, "Captain, Do you want me to give all access?"
Vince Ann has thrown the air tank.
Lieutenant Ian woofs, "Hola, Senor."
Jack Lyle says, "To fight the wizard."
Jack Lyle says, "OH FUCJK"
Jack Lyle says, "WHAT"
Jack Lyle says, "IAN"
Jack Lyle pets Lieutenant Ian.
Lieutenant Ian yaps happily.
Jack Lyle exclaims, "You can speak?!"
Lieutenant Ian barks, "Que?"
Jack Lyle says, "Oh no."
Jack Lyle says, "This is all wrong."
Jack Lyle says, "You're speaking a filthy language."
Jack Lyle says, "Please boy, I don't want to have to put you down."
Lieutenant Ian barks, "No lo entiendo!"
Jack Lyle says, "No..."
Jack Lyle begins to sob.
Jack Lyle says, "I'm sorry buddy"
Jack Lyle says, "I love you."
Jack Lyle pets Lieutenant Ian.
Lieutenant Ian yaps happily.
Geist Dangerous says, "hop"
Jack Lyle says, "Good night."
Geist Dangerous asks, "more access please?"
Jack Lyle fires the energy gun!
Lieutenant Ian is hit by a laser in the chest!
Jack Lyle fires the energy gun!
Geist Dangerous says, "o ghod"
Jack Lyle cries.
Jack Lyle exclaims, "WHY!!!"
Jack Lyle exclaims, "DAMN YOU GODS!!"
DEAD: Ian woofs, "Oh mi, me parece que está muerto."
Jack Lyle asks, "What do you want!?"
Geist Dangerous exclaims, "all access!"
Jack Lyle says, "Fine.."
Jack Lyle says, "Just..Let me cry in peace."

That's Amazing.

by **Kraso** » Wed May 07, 2014 7:06 pm #4294

the botched spanish makes it even funnier

by **Bluespace** » Thu May 08, 2014 12:51 am #4356

Ward Robertson cannot force anymore of the large latino cock down Saiga Pishuaipiao's throat!

by **Svendelton** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:35 am #4392

Robotic Talk, HAL 9000 states, "The station is a friend, but the crew is a parasite, living off a friend"

by **Vekter** » Thu May 08, 2014 9:50 pm #4573

Svendelton wrote:Robotic Talk, HAL 9000 states, "The station is a friend, but the crew is a parasite, living off a friend"

If this is the guy I'm thinking of, someone gave him a replacement lawset that said "The station is your friend!". So he interprets it as seen here.

There's a ban request up for him, I think.