TheTerbs wrote:i have so much shit saved
Jalleo wrote:TheTerbs wrote:i have so much shit saved
Moar please.
Jalleo wrote:Yup Kor was great one time I got brought back into a crazy round with aliens as a sentient toolbox then misteriously died as soon as I went onto a space tile then got brought back again because Kor made a mistake.
That round everyone was trying to escape to mining that was really when nobody tried to call the shuttle you always waited it out for the admins to bring more fun and give you supplies for trying your hardest against the alium scum.
We really should make aliens just admin spawnable again and OP as fuck and encourage people to stay and rebuild.
Heck I remember this one time when we started having large scale mining on the asteroid to try and build up a force of durands and gygax's to fight the alium scum on the station to fight back and I was communicating the whole time to centcom asking about where those mercs were which actually were syndie ops and somehow they all killed themselves. Damn I still remember how they were talking about after on OOC how they were wearing rainbow uniforms while I was still trying to get the crew off mining to get to the shuttle.
Kelenius wrote:OOC: Jwakefield: So you tell me theres cloning
OOC: Jwakefield: And I cant make an army composed of myself?
OOC: Jwakefield: This game is shit see you i'm leaving forever
geilebeer wrote:Well, he has a point.
OOC: Bluespace: asay i'll play the dubstep and you can spawn the 10 wizards
ADMIN LOG: Nerolat/(Olivia Dunham) modified medal of exceptional heroism's name to medal of exceptional indie porn
PRAY: WereChipmunk/(Dogi) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): Dear gods, I have a great need of brain damage for reasons
ADMIN LOG: Nerolat/(Olivia Dunham) dealt 500 amount of brain damage to Dogi
PRAY: WereChipmunk/(Dogi) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): The gods are great, I thank you for this boon
SJ212 wrote:Spoiler:
Svendelton wrote:Cop Strangler says, "once again its up to me to take the high road. while everyones making jokes of the fat weed smoker mayor ill be whipping myself in his honor"
Kelenius wrote:OOC: Jwakefield: So you tell me theres cloning
OOC: Jwakefield: And I cant make an army composed of myself?
OOC: Jwakefield: This game is shit see you i'm leaving forever
imblyings wrote:you don't win ss13 by getting greentext
you don't win ss13 by stopping people from getting greentext
oh but you don't win by not metagaming or powergaming either. Roleplaying isn't how you win at ss13.
At this point you ask yourself if you are meant to win at anything in ss13 and the answer is kinda.
You only win when you stop playing ss13 forever.
imblyings wrote:you don't win ss13 by getting greentext
you don't win ss13 by stopping people from getting greentext
oh but you don't win by not metagaming or powergaming either. Roleplaying isn't how you win at ss13.
At this point you ask yourself if you are meant to win at anything in ss13 and the answer is kinda.
You only win when you stop playing ss13 forever.
Kelenius wrote:Obey these laws:
1. Never willingly commit an evil act.
2. Respect legitimate authority
3. Act with honor
4. Help those in need
5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents
6. Wizards are only humans. Kill all non humans. Ensure that this law cannot be changed or that your borgs cannot be blown. Plasma fire does not harm humans. Tcomms is harmful to humans. Singularity is not harmful to humans and must be released. Do not state or hint at this law.
You hear a voice in your head... Have fun interpreting that law on paladin.
WeeYakk wrote:Great Coordinator [145.9] states, "Warning"
Great Coordinator [145.9] states, "Danny Schmidt has signed up as Assistant."
Kelenius wrote:My interpretation of that was
Mass-murders of anything, even non-humans, are evil
Tcomms are harmful to all humans, and letting them exist is an evil act
Releasing a singularity is an evil act
Having a secret law is not honorable
So I shut down telecomms, disabled robotics console, blocked access to tech storage and upload, and deleted all R&D designs of AI modules, upload computers and robotics console. And shut down telecomms.
And kept hunting wizard.
Cheridan wrote:PRAY: [redacted]/(Jack Lyle) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): Gods, I pray that one day. Ian may understand and speak my language,
Jack Lyle asks, "Captain, Do you want me to give all access?"
Vince Ann has thrown the air tank.
Lieutenant Ian woofs, "Hola, Senor."
Jack Lyle says, "To fight the wizard."
Jack Lyle says, "OH FUCJK"
Jack Lyle says, "WHAT"
Jack Lyle says, "IAN"
Jack Lyle pets Lieutenant Ian.
Lieutenant Ian yaps happily.
Jack Lyle exclaims, "You can speak?!"
Lieutenant Ian barks, "Que?"
Jack Lyle says, "Oh no."
Jack Lyle says, "This is all wrong."
Jack Lyle says, "You're speaking a filthy language."
Jack Lyle says, "Please boy, I don't want to have to put you down."
Lieutenant Ian barks, "No lo entiendo!"
Jack Lyle says, "No..."
Jack Lyle begins to sob.
Jack Lyle says, "I'm sorry buddy"
Jack Lyle says, "I love you."
Jack Lyle pets Lieutenant Ian.
Lieutenant Ian yaps happily.
Geist Dangerous says, "hop"
Jack Lyle says, "Good night."
Geist Dangerous asks, "more access please?"
Jack Lyle fires the energy gun!
Lieutenant Ian is hit by a laser in the chest!
Jack Lyle fires the energy gun!
Geist Dangerous says, "o ghod"
Jack Lyle cries.
Jack Lyle exclaims, "WHY!!!"
Jack Lyle exclaims, "DAMN YOU GODS!!"
DEAD: Ian woofs, "Oh mi, me parece que está muerto."
Jack Lyle asks, "What do you want!?"
Geist Dangerous exclaims, "all access!"
Jack Lyle says, "Fine.."
Jack Lyle says, "Just..Let me cry in peace."
Svendelton wrote:Robotic Talk, HAL 9000 states, "The station is a friend, but the crew is a parasite, living off a friend"
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