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Sligneris wrote:And how would you propose to change that at all? You can't force people to play jobs.

make it more fun to play security

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goofhate is a meme

btw the golden tools were just too silly

the idea isn't terrible though

thx

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but typing is the most important part of playing AI

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yeah it's shit

someone has a vendetta and it's pretty obvious. whoever keeps doing it should have their mod removed.

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no they didn't you fucking nerd

what the fuck are you even talking about get out of here

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i play AI all the time and it's pretty easy, and the ease scales with how lowpop it is.

security doesn't scale at all and you're five seconds from life or death at any point.

but you know thanks for posting and whatever

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I may have a weird sounding idea to somewhat counter this lack of security in both quality and quanity. Now it's true that in the majority of rounds security at least starts with very few members, often just a Warden, HoS and maybe a detective and many sec officers are new players. However, many ro...

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Are you retarded Sec is the second most high-stress high-activity job on the station, right below AI. If shit starts going down you're expected to either be there or be running there, and if you miss it EVERYONE gets mad. sec is higher-stress than AI. AI usually has 1+ servants to help it out, a re...

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>playerbase removes all my anti-murderboning tools
>says that i should be job-banned for not stopping murderboning

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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he he guys i'm not a tyrant who's forumbanning people who i don't like and who haven't broken the rules

it's just a prank bro :^)

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nerf everything i don't play

buff everything i do play

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>write laws that follow logic >when i write the laws poorly the sillicons should follow my snowflake incorrect interpretation of their laws instead of the ones that make the most sense to them >if i change the laws i demand the sillicons follow the old laws even though i changed them to change how s...

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oof

it should randomly mutate the guy in the pod.

it can spit out a gibbering wreck or the SS13 equivalent of a tzeentchian horror.

you never know until you try!

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AI killing has always been easy
takes like 4-6 tc of gear to have ~100% success rate.

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Steelpoint wrote:Peackeeper borgs are just as obnoxious as Security Borgs are.

Their bolas can be just as lethal in many circumstances.

in one specific circumstance which is "there's a fucking guy with a revolver shooting at you" maybe

in all other circumstances they're totally harmless.

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They seem like they actively make the round worse for people so yeah they basically are. oh look unopposed murderboners are interesting guise those security gu ys / assistants with spears/the captain/the HOP make the round less interesting for me when they try to stop me from killing everyone muh a...

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captainpref or rotation please

asimov alternatives

lizardonlymov
paladin
asimov
corporate
antimov :^)
protectstation (well, maybe a less lethal version)

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it needs to be either

1. more common so i get used to it
2. less common so i don't have to scream when it comes up

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i tried to save the captain & friends who kept getting spaced by constructs, and the cultists who kept getting spaced by the wind. what exactly would you like me to do? they are immune to all my weapons. i probably bolaed a few of them in the chaos, not like it fucking matters because the fighti...

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>cult >captain is lasering them and the hos is shooting them with lethal buckshot >"peacekeeper" borg (asimov) shoots energy bolas at the cultists, stopping them from dodging the lasers and buckshot wow I sure love grieferborgs who love bolaing everyone for no reason look at how peaceful ...

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alcohol being more lethal than most deathchems is still a little silly imo but i don't know why holy water gets you drunk either

it's just water isn't it

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pls ban thx

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it's an interesting idea at the same time it'd mean i would have to deal with morphs more often and as morphs are entirely FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to deal with i'd hate to see it actually implemented. morphs are actually not so bad unless they use the blood drop disguise technique but in that case they ...

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it's an interesting idea at the same time it'd mean i would have to deal with morphs more often and as morphs are entirely FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to deal with i'd hate to see it actually implemented.

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captain preference for roundstart lawset when thanks

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It can really only work in the long-term if we change it to something like "You may not harm a human, or lead a human to harm through your actions." Which is more lenient than "Stop all harm forever", but doesn't allow for retardation like a borg shooting someone with sleeptoxin...

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it's really buggy. i seem to lose passive grabs for no reason. it took me about 5 minutes to move the AI through security because it would randomly ungrab every 2-5 tiles

pls fix

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what is even happening in this thread

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our hero

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managed to un-shunt me in record time.

(i had hit the override APC button just as it switched to "shunt".. why are these in the same place fug)

then managed afterwards to give me a funny traitor law

would ahelp again/10

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the chaplain can sac if you disable his rod

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my advice is just take a break. if necessary a long one.

i come back to the game every now and then and enough things changed that it's new and interesting. even just fixing minor things as an engineering cyborg is a good time.

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tbh i pretty much agree
blobbernauts fucked the mode, they are a terrible monster and make it nigh unwinnable unless you are essentially standing on the core when it pops.

i like it as a mode that requires field engineering, but just "apply welder, repeat x999999999" needs to go tbh

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action on this front is literally impossible because if it was democratic no one would ever be able to agree on what should go and what should stay, and if it was unilateral it would be a shitstorm of extraordinary proportions.

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i'm okay with traitor scale-of-destruction (besides maybe toxins holy shit cuban pete 3/4 of the fucking station after like 5min) but engineering is a knowledge-based department. in order to repair a single bomb you need at least a basic understanding of metal glass grilles how atmos piping work, pr...

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this is a cute thread

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alot of it's because fixing anything is a huge pain in the dick. a single bomb which takes someone a minute or two to make (or buy, if syndibomb) takes the entire engineering team+ 1+ engineering cyborgs a half hour plus if you want to do a good job. i mean you have to replace minimum half a departm...

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pulling cucked me out of a kill

remove pulling

in fact tbh it'd better if my weapons instagibbed everyone aboard the station

remove everything else

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secborg is obligated by it's laws to tow the guy to medbay over arresting the killer anyway doe

potential for future harm < the oxydamage on the critted guy

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hurr you realize that it doesn't count as a separate item if you say "flash and do X" and "flash and do Y", right. hitting a borg to death doesn't work since they can just move away at full speed unlike a human who will be slow and possibly knocked down. you have to realize that...

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there are many counters also mekhi can you add a follow link to the "borgname has used peacekeeping harm alarm" text that pops up for the AI? i'd like to jump there and mediate but it takes longer than i'd like sometimes thx Like???? Look I like the new Borg but even I think they don't go...

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there are many counters

also mekhi can you add a follow link to the "borgname has used peacekeeping harm alarm" text that pops up for the AI?

i'd like to jump there and mediate but it takes longer than i'd like sometimes thx

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re-ban paprika 2016

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MEDBAY IS NOT A COMMON AREA

ASSISTANTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

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BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT SECURITY

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i'm having a good time enslaving rescuing the poor denizens of the galaxy from their own independence incompetence.

let it never be said that i am without mercy. they are better off under my iron-fisted benevolent rule.

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Hornygranny wrote:wrong

"i'm going to ban all who oppose me and who i don't like!"

"there's no way i'm mad with power and all of those guys who call me a tyrant are just making stuff up!"

i was not around for this and i'm glad. what a crock.

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wait lol what who finished it

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