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I had one of the higher-ups in the firm call me for advice on putting something together similar to what I do regularly (just on a different topic). Someone legitimately deferred to my experience.

That's fucking weird.

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Imagine if you took a bunch of LSD before going to the DMV

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Well it leaves and docks fast enough to knock people on their ass if they aren't buckled in. Should really make it so it throws objects and players to the back of the shuttle when it blasts off. Oh God, now I'm imagining someone spreading broken glass all around the front of the shuttle and everyon...

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Man, I haven't gotten anything above a C+ in HM2. Either the criteria is really harsh or (more likely) I'm just really bad.

It's like law school all over again.

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I'd totally buy the nukeops one in poster form.

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Another game I am quite fond of. I would stream it if it for some reason didn't fuck up broadcasting software.

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Yeah, nonlethal=/=stealth, but I gotta admit I like the idea of going loud and leaving a bunch of battered-but-still-breathing bodies who will be able to get up later and say to each other, "What the fuck just happened?"

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I had a dream last night that I killed my best friend, former roommate, and former fuckbuddy's mom. She didn't even look like her mom actually does, and was in jail for some reason. We were visiting her, and she got out of her cell when she wasn't supposed to and we got into an argument. She took a ...

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Slightly derivative but on the subject of DF, apparently dangerous giant carp are a real thing.

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Yes. We must be stern but not unreasonable.

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My chromeboner can't get any harder

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STEEEEEL ROOOOOADS

In addition to being the stupidestly dwarfy thing ever, that sounds like it could be the title of a cover band or a private detective.

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Being in a locker in a Ripley's cargo compartment doesn't protect you from the lack of pressure in space.

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>achieving a break subquest with a jump attack

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Yeah, it turns out the lance was the problem. Fighting him with a greatsword was really easy and fun, even though he was frenzied.

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All the weird names from Key & Peele's East-West Bowl sketches should be added to the random names list.

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Just fought Brachydios for the the first time yesterday. I like his style, but fighting him with a lance was the biggest mistake I've ever made.

Beyond, y'know, my choices in education.

And career.

And women.

And hobbies.

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An0n3 wrote: No scrubs allowed.

Well that disqualifies me.

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Life is worth living!

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>late join as Mary Abrams, Cargo Tech >ur a tater, Mary >Steal HoS's laser >FUCK >Spawn emag, minibomb, soap, freedom implant >Ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg >On edge all round, trying to come up with a plan >For once, the other cargo crew is actually in cargo bay, so emagging the console isn't gonna wo...

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We really should try to re-quarantine the shitposting to this thread

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I'm trying to learn gunlance. Still on the very cusp of breaking into High Rank, so I'm using the Seltas Queen armor with Zinogre's gunlance. I look mecha as hell. Too bad I'm shit with it.

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Wyzack wrote:That is some three stooges shit right there.

It went from "Comedy of Errors" to "Symphony of Disaster".

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While doing my normal duties at work I happened to notice that WWE's stock fell by almost 15% today: http://quotes.wsj.com/WWE

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Build a murderbike from the ground up, using an actual bicycle if possible.

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I HAD NO BATTERIES Though my second attempt was much more successful. Had a crazy bitch with a bow try to kick me out of my mall. Taze, apply baton. Then, later, as I ventured outside, another psychotic woman tries to chase me off. Taze, apply baseball bat liberally. She was carrying so many homemad...

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I tried the Mall Cop mode, and the first time I tried it the game couldn't find a "mall" terrain and so it dumped me in the middle of the woods where I was shortly devoured by wolves.

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Enough willpower to defeat obesity. Not enough willpower not to fall in traps of GABEN How? I have a tendency to fixate and obsess over things, which I seem to have done with counting calories. Plus, as this is the only part of my life where I can make any headway on anything, I'm taking it very se...

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Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house

Jesus Christ I haven't laughed so hard in days

InThePooPoo wrote:I love the progress, dude! Keep it up!

Thanks, man. I'm really glad it's noticeable. NOW IF ONLY I COULD LOSE THE FAT UNDER MY CHIN

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I've lost 22 pounds since then and I got my hair cut differently Also I'm not wearing my glasses in that picture Here's that old one you're thinking of, Wyzack, I think https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1660365_10103130006099714_8346337575271970145_n.jpg?oh=6eb560b7242a75e39d20...

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I somehow managed to take a picture of myself that doesn't look like me

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One of these days I have to build a character who isn't shit at throwing, because making a bunch of pointy sticks early on and hurling them into zombies is really fun. Just not very effective.

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Imagine if the chef could refine foods into essences of pure flavor and combine them to make new food. Or just forcefeed people Essence of Sour and make their face implode.

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Would it be possible for the robotics counter to have two sliding windows, so it's not as easy for random schlubs to barge in and yell "BORG MEEEEEEE"? player interaction or something The only kind of interaction this encourages is toolboxing. I swear to God, people just climb in and star...

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Just went back and read the second post. Very eloquently put. I hadn't really thought of it like that before.

Also, this

Kor wrote:The other major flaw in this game is that I would not run a game of DnD with 90 people who hated eachother.

made me laugh like an idiot

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Would it be possible for the robotics counter to have two sliding windows, so it's not as easy for random schlubs to barge in and yell "BORG MEEEEEEE"?

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An internal air tank/life support system might be cool. Or air filters, acting sort of like an implanted gas mask.

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Though I'm a bit leery of the laissez-faire approach to administration, I considered Kor one of my best friends way back in my early /tg/station days (though I imagine he's forgotten that, not that I blame him). The "respawn and seek vengeance for unjustifiable murder" method was one I use...

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Holy shit guys, this mayor is not like other nobles. He is a freak of nature. One of our milita types is having some really bad thoughts from seeing all the murder. So he goes to cry on someone in charge. Guess what the mayor thought about that? He felt EMPATHY! FRIGGIN EMPATHY! I thought nobles we...

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OOC: Cyrii: have you ever emoted eating a stick of butter

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I like to think that that last goblin wasn't decapitated, he just had his neck cut off somehow without moving the head.

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I love how Urist seems to be constantly commenting on how horrific all the carnage is while he is the number one cause of it.

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What is it with this fort and people getting their lungs ruined by cave-ins?

DEATH TO THE TREES

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I really like this idea. It just makes sense--if the sensors are really tied to the suit, it makes sense that they'd malfunction if the suit is forcefully removed, and they wouldn't stop broadcasting just because it's removed. I also really like the idea of it adding to detective work.

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Wyzack wrote: I imagine him as a neurotic headcase, super worried about what other people think of his rule.

This is hilarious and way better than some power-mad tinpot despot, assuming the stress doesn't cause him to break and go on a psychotic rampage.

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