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Scary Eastern Europe man came in the store today wanting to buy some Frozen figures. Dude had the most intimidating presence, also why would you let the new guy work the registers all alone!? DON'T DO THIS TO ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

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Fuck I just got a warning from Comcast about how they got a P2P copyright infringement alert for something I torrented. Something I torrented like three weeks ago. Fuck fuck fuck what if they get me for everything I've done since then They didn't provide any information yet but oh my God I'm freaki...

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I concur, I enjoyed Graboid Simulator 2015.

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((Hey guys, my character doesn't have the literacy skill! Nice! Lot's of 'what does this word mean?' in my future.)) Roux emerges from the rows of shelves and puts up 20 thrones on the front counter. "Mr. Oldman Cinders sir, I found a few books that I think are worth studying. I could use your ...

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Damn kids just get a thesaurus and look for a synonym for color! It ain't hard!

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Momentum, or inertia. I forget which.

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LA MAYONESA wrote:
THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:They both seem to have a rather nasty limp, hopefully the power of prayer can heal them in time.
they have no muscles

Even more reason to pray! For through Christ we can give muscles to the muscle-less.

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They both seem to have a rather nasty limp, hopefully the power of prayer can heal them in time.

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I enjoyed 999 even though I never got all the endings. Still need to play Virtues Last Reward though.

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Maccus wrote:[youtube]j0sJqhW9v54[/youtube]

Pretty sure the Geneva Convention banned psychological warfare like that.

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Debating on if I should spend my first pay check on this game. Would like to murder Skaven.

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MrStonedOne wrote:Alright fine, Now only mods can see it, the poster of the edited post can not see it anymore

=P

But I liked knowing that, I edited something! Can't you like, make a button or something oh Grand Cyber Wizard?

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Just finished my second day at the Disney Store. Almost broke down and cried because the children were just so nice! They actually helped pick up after themselves.

And there was a raffle for a limited edition die-cast General Grievous, that I didn't get to participate in because I as working! Bah!

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Upon hearing that he could have a book for free, Mr. Roux springs into the the grand shelves. ((Looking for royal family tree and castle architecture, maybe an anatomy book too because that's always useful right?))

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Can't wait for a $25 T-Shirt that says "Cool Dude" in marker!

Would buy 3!

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how do you think america will respond? North and South Americas will probably send some aid over, probably a few Euro countries as well. Immigration from Mexico might go up a bit in nearby countries, will probably make certain groups angry. how long will it take them to rebuild? Probably won't take...

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Spiders should be the least of concerns when fighting Skaven.

They got like crazy technologies and Frankenstein-like monsters, then there's the Stormfiends. But none of those things are in the game, right?

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It's the End Times! Anything goes!!! But it won't...

Well maybe Warhammer: Total War will get Lizard DLC.

Lizardmen best faction! Woop woop! Seriously all the other factions are lame and boring. Well except maybe Tomb Kings.

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Won't play Vermintide until there's playable Lizardmen, or someone gifts it to me. Probably the latter.

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Roux takes in the view of his surroundings, partly to take in the beauty and partly to discern potential exit points in the unlikely event that things go south((rolled awareness: 51, ain't seein' shit cap'n!))."You were right Mr. Quenik, sir! This place is magnificent, your description of the p...

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((Yep totally going to the librarby and pick up some books, probably books on kings, royal families and castle designs. The greatest challenge will be obtaining a card.))

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Not dressing up.

Not handing out candy.

Screw Halloween, never did nothin' for me.

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Self Surgery is cool, just like have it for simpler surgeries, like removal of foreign objects and the like.

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"You hear that Mr. Oldman Cinders? A trip to the library is a fine chance for 'cultural enrichment' if I say so myself."

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I have a Galaxy S2, super old and most programs launched on it crash immediately. I can't receive half of group chat messages and it once delayed a phone call by a good 15 minutes. I got my eyes on the S6 maybe I'll get that soon-ish.

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((Why don't we just split up as suggested by our gracious overlard, Maccus? Some of us can go to the bookstore and gather info and info accessories and another group can handle finding a private spot to settle down. Also I think the chest still has some thrones left so there's that.))

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"I'm not from around here so I wouldn't know, maybe there's an abandoned house somewhere around?" Roux asks, readjusting his grip on the chest. "Cheaper than a private room and less chances for prying eyes."

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((That's pretty cute Wiznard. Good work.)) Roux takes a good chunk of thrones out of the chest (100 to be exact). "Should be enough for what I need, and if not I can easily obtain more." Upon hearing his name he turns to Tripes. "I'll certainly help you carry that load, friend. It's h...

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"Just one question Mr. Cromwell,sir." Roux lowers his voice to something like a whisper. "How would you like to deal with these uhh... potential witnesses?" He points at the walls with his eyes. "I have this feeling the walls aren't as thick as we'd like them to be and I and...

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"Well he sure was an delightfully direct man, wasn't he?" He turns towards the chest. "Well let's see what's in the chest, any time you're ready Mr. Cromwell, sir!"

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A spindly young man with ginger hair, Sebastien Roux ((I swear I feel like I spelled this name three different times now.)) walks through the door twirling a knife in elegant long fingers and humming a tune. Although generally helpful and always replies with a genuine friendly smile, he tends to def...

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Well I feel like it was done and I already sent Mucus a character sheet in beautiful notepad format, but I feel like expanding on my backstory. Like my character is a sort of outsider, he's with a group of people that basically live on the sea via a fleet of large ships away from control of any of t...

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Oh lawdy I'm going to work for the Disney Store next week.

Don't even like Disney, what am I doing?

Fug it though, people seem to like me for no raisin and hey I know Star Wars and Marvel stuff to an extent so I should be fine, right?

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I might switch to adept... I just wanted to keep a little bit of combat prowess cause I'm not sure how murderhobo-y this group'll be. That does bring up the question of what the theology of this world is, though. I'll be as murderhobo-y as I need to be. I find that turning people to your side is mu...

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asskek wrote:people who put ketchup on eggs need to fucking hang

Salsa is muuuuch better on eggs.

But eggs are super expensive right now, so I can't have egg.

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Wyzack wrote:What career did you pick? I took scum for that rougish feel.

I took Professional Involuntary Human Removal Specialist. A very good career I feel.

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ALSO FUCK DRIVING HERE SOMETIMES GOD. Hey, do you like the 2 lane highway all the way from Vegas to LA I sure love being forced to drive that fucker if I ever want to go anywhere I thought we were supposed to be getting a railroad to fix all that. So I can turn Vegas into even more of my bitch than...

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Sebastian Roux lived almost all his life on the high seas. Only time he got off the boat was to do jobs to support his family. Nowadays however, he's on his own looking for a man.

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There's like, one cloud over my house raining on me. Just the one, it's dry everywhere else but here.

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Dibbo Daggins. I may have a legitimate store I'll look for the sheets later in the day.

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Oh god I played this game for 11 straight where did time go? Was fun while it lasted but now I'm longing for more already.

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Not sure how I'm going to survive the el nino, 'the the child', ha. I find that being as nude as possible helps. Went to Hollywood Horror Nights at Universal Studios a few nights back. That Michael Myers maze was too much for me, spent most of the time crawling away from the performers ha! Best par...

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don't need to worry about having to grind out for gmp later. I don't think I ever had to grind for gmp, I just sell off my excess resources. I have a crap ton of 'Biological Material' and I can just sell some of that and get the max amount of possible gmp. But I never sell my fuel resources, that's...

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Went to the LA County Fair the other day.

I got to pet sheep! SHEEEEEP! I love sheep and I think sheep love me!

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One time I was hiding behind a couch in that one horrible Afghan fort. Was *this* close to getting caught. Three guys searching the room and didn't bother to look behind the couch, thank Big Boss in Outer Heaven! Then D-Dog decides to be a dick and pushes one of the guards, repeatedly, to the point ...

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I must invade and steal everything everyday. One day I shall disarm all the nukes.

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Tumbleweeds are no joke. Don't let them catch you off guard or they will fuck you up.

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Takeguru wrote:Last night someone accidentally their face while setting up a training IED

He's alive, but I can't imagine he'll be winning many beauty contests in the future

Sounds painful, but I gotta wonder why would one make it explode? Couldn't it just shoot out gas or ink or something?

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Suddenly it's raining! A nice surprise.

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Takeguru wrote:Possible spoilers ahead

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