/tg/Station 13

kevinz000

(F) DEAD: Nanotrasen Issue Clown says, "what am I talking about, this is tg, there are no robust players" (F) DEAD: Nanotrasen Issue Clown says, "phazons are easy as shit to destroy" (F) DEAD: Nanotrasen Issue Clown says, "50u is enough to drain a seraph/marauder/mauler"...

kevinz000

It's not even greentext it's over shitcurity. If someones having fun and having guns on them even as antag if they have a LEGITIMATE EXCUSE and a WEAPON PERMIT there's no reason to arrest them especially if no one else on sec channel backs you up

kevinz000

Threatening a head of staff with death while you're in a mech that can easily kill someone if they are held in place (ripley drill) is a bad way to make friends and I think oldman just doesn't want the possiblity of you actually doing it and killing him.

kevinz000

Honestly my "primary loadout" for nukeops is a shielded hardsuit and emag. I bomb the amoury and go on a massive murderboner with the guns. Even if there's an AI, doesn't matter, emag the doors before the AI can bolt you down and you're golden. In warops, if it's evenly split, I still do t...

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About the one powerful person thing We already occasionally have a cultist who don't know what they're doing and screws the whole thing up by dropping runes in heavily used areas What happens when a new guy plays the "vessel"? Also don't say Job Time Bans because those do absolutely nothin...

kevinz000

Come on guys. Emily Ranger does this way more and they're fine. Why does YBLT take the hit for murderboning? Give them a very stern warning again.

kevinz000

Admins may do as they see fit to make the game experience more fun for all involved. Nuke still went off so why complain? You still got your victory as the station was nuked.

kevinz000

Saegrimr wrote:Breaking into the armory as a nonantag is definitely not okay.

Saw this happen alot on Sybil, nonantags breaking in and even shooting security with the guns. Maybe you should transfer to Sybil.

kevinz000

Robustin I've seen plenty of scientists get xray capability 10 minutes in. R&D isn't hard. It isn't a rare thing for R&D to be shitting out endgame items and weapons by the time warops come in. That's why warops have so many TC because R&D is probably going to have a lot of endgame items...

kevinz000

I do the same, however the AI apparently had plenty of reason to be refusing, but he just called for a lynchmob.

kevinz000

No. Worse then baystation where immershuns is more important then here.

kevinz000

AWAY MISSIONS: If snowdin didn't have snowops looting shit and just confined to their own weaponary it would be a challenge that is JUST enough for the mission to not be impossible as otherwise snowops will get wizard gear and shit and murderbone adventurers. Don't let them ladder camp or gatecamp a...

kevinz000

i ded pls nerf

kevinz000

Ops don't get adrenals so a taser will shut them down This will require "competent" snow ops who know the map but Ops can get: Blood crawling Mjolnir (Instant stun if hit and huge damage) Instant recall for that sweet mjolnir/singulo hammer Singulo hammer that is a AOE stun and pull in to...

kevinz000

Get better at hiding bodies or just kick someone who's already dead until they're past 180 you whiny fucks, removing cloning/defibs won't do anything to prevent random greyshits from rushing antags because random greyshits don't value their lives at all and will just suicide with an oxygen tank if ...

kevinz000

>Removing a feature that has been in the game for god knows how long (Well I joined after it is in for sure) >Not removing something that was added relatively recently (Defibs) And putting it into 200/220 is not going to help if the guy who's killing you knows as they'll just beat you past the point...

kevinz000

I was actually having fun as a gang lieutenant
Just, fuck me up, fam :^(

kevinz000

So apparently someone decided to be smart and code something called portal storm that spawns random things
ONLY THIS CAN SPAWN NARSIE.
AND THE NARSIE SPAWNING ONE IS AT DEFAULT FREQUENCY FOR RANDOM EVENTS

kevinz000

Yeah, no, zilen, there's TONS of bears monsters spear wielding skeletons and shit. ops can take care of it with guns and their free loot, crew can't. Unless the crew can make sure NO ONE enters untill R&d fucking sends about 5 combat mechs in, it won't work , as ops have insulated gear and guns ...

kevinz000

For a buncha rounds in a row snowdin rolled for gateway. Great! Loot! Only we found out that the snowdin ops have looted EVERYTHING. They become overpowered unstoppable murderboning snowops and instead of just defending the mission they go as far as to flooding the station gateway with viscerators O...

kevinz000

Played a few rounds with the dude, it's kinda clear that he has NO UNDERSTANDING WHATSOEVER of ASIMOV as a captain or otherwise. Told an AI to go read silicon policy when he law 2'd the AI to let him robocop it which is technically illegal under law 1 as that lawset allows harm. Then called the AI a...

kevinz000

that's because ops who use pod are asking to get xrayed to death unless everyone in there has eshields

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I think what Oldman is saying is that it's rediculous that you have to resort to using the highest level of cheese tactics and shifty makeshift weapons to even have a chance of stopping a Op, since the Ops near 100% counter all real station weapons. What's the point in Lasers and Rifles when these ...

kevinz000

Atlanta-Ned wrote:+1 to hacker tool that shows you the wires.

How about a remote override tool? Attach it to any computer frame and you can access that computer remotely?

Yogs has that as a program for PAIs
Why don't we?

kevinz000

Shaps wrote:flypeople aren't degenerates like lizards, let them be heads

They're worse.

kevinz000

last guy who did that got permaed

kevinz000

I haven't been able to get near maxcap and I haven't seen anyone else hit it either. A couple people say they can but I haven't seen it and they won't say how. If there's some way to get it, thats fine with making us experiment, but I'll be very sad if maxcap is out of reach now. Just last night Ya...

kevinz000

Exile implanting the gear = no one wants to go
no loot what's the point

kevinz000

Oldcult was never a challenge
Flashbang.
Laser the human cultists
Literally dodge the fucking construct army as once the human is dead constructs can't cast or write tomes and it's gg

kevinz000

Flashbangs.
They solve problems.
If all else fails, run, build an explosive lance, and toss it at them. They had it coming :^)

kevinz000

Honestly, I liked oldcult much better. It was based on NUMBERS and STEALTH, instead of who died out first, the cultists or the security force. Just because sec had to be sacced doesn't mean its BAD Implant removal is a thing too. And if you're still going to push that point, literally everyone can b...

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> Stun paper removed, people still complain that cult too op. Maybe you should git gud And how am I going to avoid an AOE stun that stuns the entire fucking visible range of the rune? If they want they can always build girders so even if I have 0.0001 second reactions to shoot a taser at them it wo...

kevinz000

and what if I want to buy 3 sleepypens so I can print unlimited adrenals and freedoms from R&D? :/

kevinz000

You realize the sleeping carp scroll ALREADY gives you 100% projectile resistance as long as you are 1. standing upright 2. Concious (obviously) 3. Not hulk Also, you can stunlock about 4 people with it by spamming disarm-disarm to wrist bend them or something I do not see a single case in which thi...

kevinz000

For two rounds in a row I've walked into a maint, armed, and without warning, I get stunned, muted, and then dragged by a single unarmed assistant onto a white rune, and instantly dropped from full health and armor to a soul in a shard. In oldcult you could do this to dead people (I think) but live ...

kevinz000

The real use of the white ship is for science to get a portable station

kevinz000

bgo to be fair you 1. could of asked me to get you one 2. i clicked kelotene just as the officer dude did 3. i gave you a burn patch

kevinz000

pk please dont forget how I snuck ID console access to you round after round :^)

kevinz000

>Pax the Half-Suicidal is on a murderboner with fortigyama + ei nath >HE GOES TO CARGO >Freddy Cas something appears with a shotgun >Pax: Put the gun down son >Freddy: No >Pax: Don't mind me I'm JUST ORDERING MEDICAL SUPPLIES >Freddy: For all the people you killed? OOC: Laimfu: B T F O

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Luke There's just ONE problem What's there to stop from rebuilding the glory and power you took from them with a circuit imprinter? Engis have enough stuff to do. I'm actually pretty busy when I'm engi. Can't imagine having to do R&D in between hull breaches and plasma fires and crap. edit: Also...

kevinz000

i've memorized all the levels long, long ago :^)

kevinz000

Lumi I'm afraid of losing the BoH of things I have on me
Can't have assistants rampaging with my stuff now can we

kevinz000

Dear Syndicate Defector,

What is your opinion of me? As you remember I'm that security officer who just RUINS everything for you guys in our old days. Nice choice defecting though!

Yours truely,
Mekhi Anderson.

kevinz000

>CAPTAIN >Roundstart radio memes of mekhi is a meme" >blahj blah blah blah blah >BUNCHA PEOPLE START TIDING >HOS GULAGS THEM >HOS GETS KILLED ON GULAG BY THEM Still kinda salty the nonantags killed hos >I personally fuck them up >Goes back to station >ATTENTION. A JET HARNESS HAS BEEN FOUND IN ...

kevinz000

Dear RD,

Radioactive Teleportation Armour

Sincerely, random guy.

kevinz000

I'm traitorsec whenever I'm antag and not RD tho

kevinz000

For me it began with Nottam killing me because I ate a heart from a demon I killed, but that's irrevelant Nottam was arrested by security and put in escape holding area Singularity walks up Nottam apparently told him he was brigged for REMOVING SOMEONES HEART Singularity uses that to justify stealin...

kevinz000

rods still embed if you fire them out of a cannon at power 3 :^) also theres nothing better than charging the RD wearing reactive teleport armor with an explosive lance and a memey battlecry and twohanded stab him in the head and laugh as the teleports away from you and explodes while you remain un...

kevinz000

1) How does having a department head "make you a dominant force"? It's in no gangs interest for the shuttle to be successfully called. Recalling using a comms console benefits ALL the gangs. That ONE NIGHT when I got made ganghead and I could walk the halls screaming gang propaganda and t...

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Maybe make it be able to buy items but not nesassarily start countdown before being able to do so. There won't be a message saying where it is but the gang still has to defend it and it'll have a light glowing from it.

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