/tg/Station 13

kevinz000

Infact it got so fucking bad a NONANTAG clown uploaded laws and made non clowns nonhuman and dangerous.

kevinz000

So I just played a round with about 9 clowns AND A HOP WHO OPENED AT THE VERY LEAST 11 CLOWN SLOTS
Should nonantag clowns be allowed to tide and be shit?
Should non-antag HoPs be allowed to do this ?

kevinz000

The best armor IMO is reactive TESLA ARMOR
25 /ARMOR PIERCING/ burn per activation
It activates 4 times, everyone in your screen is now in crit.

Goodluck getting it without a 20TC trade

kevinz000

Burst fire energy weapons
special researchable BURST TASER/DISABLER/LASER
and if you're going to cry DUALWIELD OP uhhh I dunno make it have a cooldown on burst mode? (switchable modes)

kevinz000

>ITS BLOB
>COMPETENT R&D
>IN COMES CHARGING 20 GREYSHIRTS WITH XRAYS AND ADV EGUNS
>GG

kevinz000

traitorling with 20 tC a day :^)
>halloween
>Hey nice that look realistic!
>CUTS DOWN TREE WITH ESWORD
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kevinz000

Ive died on the OUTSIDE of emitter maze from telearmor
AND ITS MEKHI
M E K H I rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
telearmor's plain useful with heal virus on wild west

kevinz000

All I want is a R&D LAB so I can powergame in real life.
>SHADOWLING GOD RAMPAGE IRL
>NO ONE CAN STOP YOU!!
>That ONE coder gets on github
>Revirts Shadowling
>You get deleted IRL.
>Spend rest of TIME as a ghost.
Or renevant.

kevinz000

Make it so breaking a malf shunted APC give you a corrupted power control board which contains the dead AI and carding it will take it out, in addition to allow carding of traitormalfs AI only if they're dead By that time it should be possible to put the dead AI card into an integrity restorer and h...

kevinz000

EMBEDDING A SHADOWLING WITH A FLASHBANG
It Feels Goodman.
:^)

kevinz000

>Rev round >HoS >didn't know there was a rev >Realized it was rev after killing three "traitors" after shuttle failed to depart >Implant ppl >kill revs >ayylmao haha no one will stop me now >Standing on bridge with TEDWARD >zap >tesla engine appears >Shocked with gloves on about 20 times >...

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Byond account and character name:kevinz000 - Mekhi Anderson Banning admin:Hornygranny Ban type (What are you banned from?):Jobban AI+Cyborgs Ban reason and length:Requested, permaban Time ban was placed (including time zone):10 pm pacific time Your side of the story:I was just doing my stuff and I g...

kevinz000

Seems to me like the best way to stop a bomber is another bomb
Honk.
They can't trigger a deadman switch if they're knocked out from an explosion (50-50 chance at the very least from explosions)
Their health analyzer won't trigger if they're gibbed, if you really hate them

kevinz000

to be fair I took down a mech, halfkilled a borg, and shot the fuck out of the HoS while being a naked guy without gravity.
(The fact that I was dual wielding UZIs was irrevelant) :)
but then again I was dieing from plasma because invisible plasma kills every time :(

kevinz000

Git gud.
All I can say - Mekhi the traitor malf who caused this

kevinz000

>SECURITY SET TO HIGH. TIME TO MEME BITCHES >Assistant >Sec is empty >STEAL THE REACTIVE TELEPORT ARMOR AND ESCAPE!! >fuck.jpg >hosplsletmebeofficer >YEAH SURE >admins i trade all 20 tc for tesla armor pls >sure >Oh I just gave you your objective >WELL I GUESS YOUR OBJECTIVE IS CHANGING >ESCAPE ALIV...

kevinz000

Down again
Goddamnit I wanted to robust the traitors so badly with my SNOWFLAKE SUIT

kevinz000

Get an explosive powerful enough to gib and find a way to instantly dedonate on hit.

kevinz000

Honestly, Chocolai should of been headbanned at the very least a long time ago, ditching HoS and security equipment in a public enviorment, not responding to calls and generally being useless is just a waste of a slot round after round.

kevinz000

>Incendiary reactive armor
>Assistent tries to hug me on the shuttle
>Everyone gets set on fire
>Gets banned for murderboning with armor

kevinz000

Make xenomorph maid a job slot?

kevinz000

[00:47] <kevinz000_> did tg crash [00:48] <lollerderby> i killed it i think [00:48] <lollerderby> woops [00:48] <kevinz000_> LOLLER!! WHY!! [00:48] == RescueRanger [~RescueRan@Rizon-8986B306.lns2.cha.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] [00:48] <oranges> nice work [00:48] <oranges> j...

kevinz000

If AIs have a built in robotics control console, what the hell is the point of a robotics control console? AI can just unlock borgs all the time and if you really want a borg shut down you'd have to brute force or blow it and no one wants to blow emagged borgs as it will remove the player from the g...

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>Roundstart race
>Malf AI
Goodluck holding back the zergdroid rush

kevinz000

Dear Nanotrasen
Pls pay me more monies and memes
- Mekhi Anderson, Research Director

kevinz000

I find it kinda wierd that casting mindswap or similar spells to dick over humans as an asimov borg is not against its laws. Also, many, many times I've ordered borgs to not mindswap me and they just completely ignore it. This is probably case by case but it doesn't seem like admins hear my cries wh...

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I don't think constructable shuttles are compatible with how the shuttle currently works, in that it's a specific set of tiles that teleports between various set locations. Pretty damn sure shuttles work via docking ports now. How did you think sticky crashed the shuttle into the bridge all those t...

kevinz000

Should make it so you can C4/break/blow up the shuttle engines. If the crew repairs it (somehow), good for them If they can't, gives everyone 10 minutes to get to the pods before the pods leave stranding anyone left on the station Or the shuttle could take like 10 minutes to get to centcom shuttle g...

kevinz000

what i wasnt reading woops

kevinz000

Lube slips REALLY should either not be as powerful, be nerfed in some way, or have an OBVIOUS tell because honestly an invisible stun that can only be countered if you know where it is and crowbar the floor tile up is a tiny bit overpowered. And realistically what liquid can make a human slip and fl...

kevinz000

Adbandoned armory

kevinz000

>5000 plasma
Now you can lay 25/50 eggs depending on if it's 200 or 100

kevinz000

Ayy so cool implement pls Objectives Completed: 4 ; TC Earned: XX 1: Scan the Captain's Laser ✓ 2: Set the PA to Maximum Then Scan The Computer ✓ 3: Scan the dead body of Reed Glover, Chemist [GIBBED] 4: Scan the dead body of Mekhi Tableson, HoS ✓ 5: Scan the dead body of Ian, the HoP's pet ✓ 6: Sca...

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kevinz000

I think this is going to lessen the impacts of death ingame. which isn't that good.
Also, people who die need to go have fun IRL untill the next round and not have a bar fight with ghost plates.

kevinz000

Let traitors buy armor with no slowdown that's camofladged.
Normally I'd ask admins for this but no one seems to want to do :'[

kevinz000

Worst that could happen is a few assistents start a tide which isn't that problematic since steelrifles will destroy tiders ez.

kevinz000

Get Adblock for android
Root your phone and make it filter all ads.

kevinz000

HoS turtleneck Nukeops hardsuit Centcom bowman Thermals Swat mask Combat boots Combat gloves M1911-P thingy Chamo projector Emag Esword Ebow Fully loaded toolbelt Combat defib 5 medikits with 7 combat nanite injectors each in a backpack a BoH 49 inf power cells Energy shield Bottle of lube Large oxy...

kevinz000

For best results, buy 3 syndieborgs... And hope they don't all fail
But power armor sounds cool, make it energy armor 100 and all sources 80%.. And have a HUGE slowdown.

kevinz000

On an unrelated note, I've been ordered to sneak ID console access to people once
Well I complied because well there's no law 1 or 2 reason not to at the moment, and I told them I would rat them out the moment they did something potentially harmful...

kevinz000

Literally goon.
Seriously, goon has similar things.

kevinz000

Dunno if this thread is old or not, but why is there a MG turret on the shuttle in its walls now? I find it unnecessary, since if you followed the nukeops to their shuttle you should deserve a chance to fight (implying they either left blast windows open or you stole a card from them)

kevinz000

kevinz000

Make something that can be easily maintained by the AI but hard to maintain by humans. Maybe something that is in different locations around the station and is a hassle for humans to do. Or something.
Personally as AI I go around micromanaging atmos whenever somewhere is even 1 kPA below normal.

kevinz000

Tip of the round: As the Head of Security, don't let the power go to your head. You may have high access, great equipment, and a miniature army at your side, but being a terrible person without a good reason is grounds for banning. >Not letting power go to your head >Not abusing a miniature army >No...

kevinz000

https://gyazo.com/058086f7f4f830accccd7eaa49b424d9

kevinz000

REgular rev round, dragged on almost 2 hours, almost everyone is dead. Guy tries to shoot me. I kill him .Pretty good, huh? >Takes the pneumatic cannon that he was trying to shoot me with >Tries to put in backpack >Clicks on myself >Uhhhh ohhhhhh Mekhi Anderson has bludgeoned Mekhi Anderson in the c...

kevinz000

Acting HoS of round after this, in the round after this he shot people, pulled em into maint, and stripped them of EVERYTHING (yes the headsets too) and then threw them out naked. He threw the bartender into disposals and the clown cuffed to a chair in the hallway, both naked. Lied to authority when...

kevinz000

If they aren't able to build xeno structures, how will they heal? I thought they only healed in weeds? Would they have to use bruise packs and ointments like normal humans? Also, they probably should run as fast as a normal human or just a teensy bit slower if you really want them handicapped Their ...

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