/tg/Station 13

the hplc should have a 1 in 10000 chance of dispensing a pulse rifle, that'll make people use it

Why would we allow suiciding to avoid a roundtype you don't like if we don't allow suiciding to antag roll. This encourages a rigidity and entitlement I'm not a fan of. In the former instances it's entitlement to a specific environment to roleplay at the expense of mechanics and in the latter it's ...

The issue with adding in slurs is that what is a slur is such a grey issue. It sounds easy when you start with shit like Nigger or Kike, but when we get into stuff like Kraut, Yankee or Jap its gets abit more murky imo. Like the first two for our Western population have a gut visceral reaction but ...

Nigger was hard filtered for a few reasons that other slurs getting hard filtered would have to reach: it's 99% likely to be against the ooc in ic rule, and 99% likely to be against the bigotry rule, making it 99.99% likely to against the rules compounded. i understand not wanting to hard filter wo...

i dont care if its dumb and schlocky, as someone who remembers staying up at night with a game boy doing the missingno glitch and being scared shitless by it as a kid i'll always have a soft spot for pokemon creepypastas also the nes godzilla creepypasta's art still goes hard even if the ending suck...

i unironically like a lot of what sticky said but i also enjoy playing ai sometimes so maybe im a statistical outlier

a gun that uses bluespace technology to shrink anything down into a bullet

you shoot them with it and whatever's in the bullet is embedded into them if it hits

*fart

please dont vote goof he's going to nerf everything i like

the captain's bathroom is a nonfunctional cosmetic replica, all the head of staff lockers have little holes in the bottom so they can shit in them when they need to space dragons only exist as long as people believe in them, they were extinct for hundreds of years until nanotrasen discovered ancient...

every time ive ever run an "event" where i send something to the station and say not to touch it i am deliberately using reverse psychology to tempt people into touching it if you give a ss13 server a button that makes them die, they will press it and be disappointed if it doesn't make the...

contrary to popular belief the admin team mostly consists of a bunch of weirdos who talk about cats and touhou and strategy games, and also oranges is there

i accidentally installed minecraft and then forgot to admin for two months

instead of asking what weapons need to be nerfed, i think the better questions to ask should be a) what should be the "standards" by which weapons are judged? i think the fire axe is in a good position as the high end but rare weapon, and the op seems to posit 15 brute being "intentio...

its okay for things to be a little bad sometimes if they're rare, unique, interesting, and result in small flashes of exciting gameplay ive been watching some british guy on youtube talk about mmorpg design lately and at one point he makes the argument that although a lot of modern qol in mmo games ...

Also some details about what OP is in reference to would be nice. They have to log in to re-verify or something? its just a verification system to link your ingame byond account with your discord account to try and stop people from getting their stuff hijacked by russians on the internet mso switch...

Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon Jan 31, 2022 8:05 pm
oranges wrote: ↑Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:31 pm
CitrusGender wrote: ↑Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:29 pmim gay
watching anime doesn't make you gay
Yeah it does

i havent watched an anime since 2014 and im still gay please explain this

sometimes its just hard to come up with funny ideas for in-depth things that people will engage with that dont take 600 years to set up

The feeling of NRP in what should be LRP, I think, stems from a shitter minority more than the server as a whole. These actors influence the whole to essentially join in and set the tone, since most people aren't confident enough/have the initiative to report behavior that violates rule 1. But you ...

if you held a gun to my head and told me to try to improve postrevs id say "change everyones rev icons to grey, let headrevs continue to convert nonrevs, make other antags allowed to kill their fellow revs if they have grey icons, give headrevs post-success fluff objectives, give any surviving ...

i dont like toxins can i open a pr to remove it

the correct time to use shoe smite is when it would be funny and the player in question is being a smartass

to make up for the unfair and unjust removal of swarmers i propose a new traitor item that starts a 5 minute countdown timer, at the end of which if the person who triggered it is not dead, all ore silos and orms on the station are hit by missiles

Give us the cortical borers Cool as hell but probably should be made from the ground up mechanically, any ideas? midround antag, you join the station as your normal static like a normal character but in reality you're some kind of horrible space cancer worm in a host body by getting close to someon...

i can't seem to modify or enter nian house anymore which is weird because i added an extra floor, floating chest and indoor llama thank you for contributions to nian house they are very nice anyone can do what they want with it i just built it so we'd have a nice place at spawn, just dont burn it d...

my personal understanding was that if you make a floor pill/injector called like "omnizine" or "tk+hulk" and it's actually full of acid and hars, then you can be bwoinked for griefing if you're a non antag but if you make like "super cool pill" or "donkey kong syri...

i still want to add a wiz spell someday that just lets you enchant any item to set its damage to fireaxe level so you can kill people with funny things

i built a house

as much as i love laughter demon so much, i dont think this would be a good idea without balance changes its very easy for a demon to swooce right in and grab someone who's just incidentally downed, and its so easy for a demon to play super conservatively and never die that most people seem to take ...

make glowy green air, make glowy green air be very cold, put in blue pump make spicy purple air, make spicy purple air be very hot, put in strong canister get tasty blue air from closet, make tasty blue air be very cold, put in different blue pump obtain small tanks, put in white scrubber to make em...

what im trying to say is add the tf2 kazotsky kick you cowards

toy gun w riot darts dehydrated space carp i'd argue the martial arts scroll because im pretty sure you still cant use sutures & bunr kits even though it doesn't have damage resistance smuggler's satchel mulligan adaptive cardboard cutouts fake nuke disk ive used the fake nuke disk exactly once...

i mean realistically the only song anyone ever plays on it is caramelldansen but theres like 15 songs on it and i dont even know what most of them are and its probably been a decade since it was touched and it makes me wonder what a modernized playlist would look like

it just never ends

after talking to the headmins and sleeping on this for a bit, we've agreed that focusing the note specifically on the hardsuit thing was probably a mistake, since as mentioned it is technically contraband. based on that i'm changing the note to the following, since i still think the overall behavior...

i dont use spotify but i will post my soundcloud yearly when it is available so you can all see how terrible a human being i am

xenobiology is good (though flawed)

golems are a fun idea

icebox is a nice map

the last day or two ive been playing md on sybil and it feels like even when you build operating tables and computers next to the stasis beds people still prefer to put people in the beds and use basic tend wounds

ethereal traitor item thats just a curly straw that you stick into a cable and works like a power sink

assistant traitor item thats a boxing glove that lets you punch all of someone's blood out

*fart

the funniest thing about the disco shuttle is that theres like 16 songs on the jukebox that nobody ever plays

theyre putting frogs in the water to turn the shrooms gay

The primary objective of heretic is to ascend, which is not possible without gibbing several people, considering how infrequent realities are (which had to be lowered a long time ago). What gimmicks you can do as heretic are paltry compared to what you can do with traitor, which is a lot easier to ...

for how much flak the game gets sometimes for being full of powergaming murderboning assholes being an admin has led to a lot of very nice observations ss13 may be a game about blowing up scientists and unleashing horrible calamities but so many people are nice and appreciative about having their qu...

this is the exact kind of thing that should be a station trait tbh

i cant believe cacogen would do the creativity platform dirty like this

new clown traitor item: a circuitboard for a jokerfication machine

works like the bepis enhanced interrogation chamber but requires a clown id to activate, turns whoever's inside it into a clown, and gives them the objective to commit mass hilarity

samahthewise69696 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:23 am I concur. can I leave this open for headadmins?

sure, it might take a bit since iirc some of them are busy but they'll chime in when they get the chance

at this point i feel pretty confident saying that if you still disagree with the note, we can pass this off to the headmins for a second opinion, since we're kind of running in circles at this point (also sorry for the late reply my sleep schedule is ass) stuff i definitely appreciate the input, and...

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