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srifenbyxp wrote:Why not just use mumble

YA CAN'T SHILL MUMBLE BOI

Sticky has been shilling this entire round table.

final countdown during malf

My EYES ARE BLEEDING WHAT am I looking at here? I'll tell you: Denial, and goofball acting like paprika and trying to punish us for shooting down his chemistry to sci goon idea. Also, thanks lumi, for unfucking it a bit. Constructive criticism: This is not an appropriate or needed change. Your screw...

Drynwyn wrote:

Allohsnackbar wrote:As a relative newfag, can someone explain the meta/story behind JLP?
Also, what was the "JLP Era", that I saw referenced by some older players several times?

So... What happened to him/ her.

As a relative newfag, can someone explain the meta/story behind JLP?
Also, what was the "JLP Era", that I saw referenced by some older players several times?

I was the (second) warden that round. We thought you got your shit rekt by ops after leaving the bridge, only to find out later you killed all of them. Honestly, I was kind of hoping for a brig siege, we had the whole thing locked down pretty well. Still, you going Rambo was highlight of the round ....

MMMiracles wrote:the visual of security literally dogpiling onto criminal scum is hilarious.

Dogpiling needs to be more effective when more the one person is dogpiling.
Also, dogpiling/tackling should be more effective for (Roundstart) Security officers. The reason could be training.

Skorvold wrote:Give changelings the aliens lunge ability.

slit my wrists please

This can all be alleviated by making Space Carp a playable species.

Bay hardsuits when
Seriously, if we're going to port full retard things from other servers, like impalment and GOONCHEM, we should also try and implement some straight additions.
Powered, modular hardsuits tailored to certain situations would be pretty swag.

Captain Announces Seriously though, those tits. Alice, before you go fuck yourself, let me fuck you. That perfectly rounded ass, those volcanic shield dome volcanoes you call breasts that explode motherly milk...dear god you make me hot as a dog, come here and pleasure me Alice-chan and be my waifu...

Captain Announces Seriously though, those tits. Alice, before you go fuck yourself, let me fuck you. That perfectly rounded ass, those volcanic shield dome volcanoes you call breasts that explode motherly milk...dear god you make me hot as a dog, come here and pleasure me Alice-chan and be my waifu...

We unfortunately lost the old thread in the Great Hackening of 2015, so here's the new one. Link to the guide: https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guide_to_trials I'm not entirely sure what else there is left to add, to be honest. Are there any vital components of a trial that we missed? 1. Ways to Rig a ...

So is this another poll that won't mean anything? Correct, as this shit will never be reverted no matter how much people want it gone. Reasoning besides reinforcing the image that the coderbus just wants to push thir pet projects onto the server with little regards for the players who have to deal ...

Voted No, because there is no "Revert Goonchem entirely option"

Doctors Delight- A heal all drink/chem made with all your essential vitamins and fruit juices, and does not OD you when a mediborg gives you an extra large dose because they care.

Happened earlier today, 1-2 PM?

I was Harry Dresden, the Chaplain, who swore out the HOP after getting slipped by space lube about 4 times, which was sprayed by a Janiborg right in front of him. Earlier in that round, I wanted him to change my job name to Jedi Master, which he refused to do because I couldn't "Do any force tr...

In my experience, it's infrequent that someone even asks for them. Typically, a captain will grab the disc AND pinpointer, put on his space suit, and charge the blob with double E-guns fuck all, getting themselves killed. If the captain asks for the codes, don't make him wait godknowshowlong for the...