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Jacough

I had a good round once where I played a retarded detective named Doofus and prayed to trade my revolver with a cap gun because "mom says I'm not allowed to play with real guns". Went around shooting at criminals and screaming "BANG BANG BANG!!"

Jacough

Sometimes Some crimes Go slippin through the cracks But these two Gumshoes Are picking up the slack >not giving him a bloodhound with a leash to track nerds from the sent of bloody items. Rescue Rangers was pretty cool tho Putting the detective's trench coat on the hound could turn him into the Mac...

Jacough

Portable Bluespace Ore Reclaimer: costs 400 mining points. Unfoldable ore reclaimer pad that can be used to teleport ore from lavalands to cargo. Simply deploy it, slide your ID in, put the crate on the pad, and activate it. The points will be transferred to your ID and the crate will be teleported ...

Jacough

I dream of a server where people can fight and kill eachother without needing to be given a specific license to do so, but they do it out of spirit of the game and for the sake of fun rather than malicious intent. Is such a server possible? Just do a few death match rounds if you want pure anarchy ...

Jacough

i think we should add that spikey ball on a stick weapon Toolbox + metal rod + 5 cable coils could make an improvised flail. Does a bit more damage than a regular toolbox and has a two tile reach at the cost of a longer click delay. Two handing it causes you to swing it in a wide arc hitting multip...

Jacough

i think we should add that spikey ball on a stick weapon Toolbox + metal rod + 5 cable coils could make an improvised flail. Does a bit more damage than a regular toolbox and has a two tile reach at the cost of a longer click delay. Two handing it causes you to swing it in a wide arc hitting multip...

Jacough

I think it'd be cool. Just make em show lava and highlight chasms within sight (mainly because I'd imagine they'd be a bitch to see in the dark). Make them show space tiles too so that engineers would still be able to locate hull breaches easily with them.

Jacough

Why don't we have removable butts and butt bots? Poo too. I had some pretty memorable times on Goon with that, especially when poo was involved > Roboticist > drunk assistant with diarrhea breaks in > shits himself and passes out > cut his butt off while he's unconscious, make a butt bot, toss him o...

Jacough

same girl chain of events we plan A Week Ahead on the night she says she's actually not feeling it i got angry about it and yelled a lot then retreated to my own hole that's one date kill later on she said On Second Thoughts I'm Feeling It Now i reply to her I'm Not Feeling It and she says Okay tha...

Jacough

A guy in treatment here decided to get into the film industry. By film industry I mean a role in some gay porn sucking a dude's dick and eating the guy's ass.

He's extremely defensive about it and insists he's straight.

Jacough

I would love to stumble upon a posh British hunter as a miner and chill with him in his parlor decorated with the corpses and hides of ash lizards he just massacred sipping tea, eating goliath steak, and discussing the art of hunting ligger filth

Jacough

Ideally I'd like something like this be able to take into account sound and noise simulation. If somebody unzips an esword behind me, I should have some indication of that beyond just hearing it turn on somewhere. A basic idea would be to sort of go with something like the drone vision to go with t...

Jacough

Someone showed off something similar, with everything 180 degrees infront of you and the immediate tiles behind and to the sides were visible. Everything else behind you had a greyed out look with you having a "memory" of how things looked (in terms of turfs and structures) that gets upda...

Jacough

I heard admin candidacies are actually just a cover and people actually become admins by sending the headmins nudes. Is that true?

Jacough

How are you guys still amused like a month later that a kid we've otherwise had no other interaction with said something dumb online Autistic foreign kids who can barely even speak English are funny. Especially if they're from some shit hole country like Brazil which generally indicates they're fuc...

Jacough

I'm a girl too. Don't hit on me though silly boys because I'm a lesbian and I got a girlfriend who enjoys sucking my penis.

Jacough

Fuck me, is that red tipped thing standing in the shower basin a piece of glass with blood? I hope you heal okay. How'd it happen? Any clue? I'm glad you didn't get hit anywhere else with edges. Nah that's a broom. The glass was safety glass I guess so it shattered into tiny chunks instead of shard...

Jacough

Spoiler:

My shower door exploded and I had to get five stitches on my right foot, the base of my left thumbnail glued back in place, and some minor cuts on my legs cleaned out

Shown: Blood
Not shown:more blood

Jacough

WILD UNICORN DREAM SPOTTED https://nanotrasen.se/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=9745 [01:41:11]ADMIN: PM: Tusterman12/(Payton Noton)->FlattestGuitar9/(Francis Renault): shut the fuck up or i will fuck uo this server [01:40:46]ADMIN: PM: Tusterman12/(Payton Noton)->FlattestGuitar9/(Francis Renault)...

Jacough

Mimes are universally shitters who choose the role to greytide so they're kind of valid from the very start.

Jacough

Personally game modes that encourage the crew to unite against a common foe like nuke ops and the sadly defunct blob have always been my favorite game modes and I wouldn't mind seeing more like them.

Jacough

Wyzack wrote:I miss Big Faggot he was funny

How does one butt fuck that which has no anus?

The Big Faggot knows

Jacough

I'm guilty of this shit myself but it really is a pretty shitty thing to do, even if they do deserve it. You're a shit admin for doing this. Less shit for admitting it, but still very shit. Any admin who does this should be fired on the spot. imo it depends on context, like for example in this ban ...

Jacough

Acid pies for the clown. Look like ordinary cream pies but when they hit someone they get a message in big red letters saying YOUR FACE IS FUCKING MELTING and causes their character to scream and drop whatever they're holding to clutch their face. Causes blindness and deals continuous damage to thei...

Jacough

I once broke the rules as a drone.

Spoiler:

Jacough

New antag exists only in the vr realm. Grows in power over time. Will eventually get powerful enough to manifest IRL (IRSpessstation) and rekt everyone's shit. Must go into the cyberspess and defeat before it can do this. Something Something Reboot, Tron, Oculus rift. Male it so that if it manifest...

Jacough

Build-an-animal Autolathes: Lets you make stuffed animals. You can also record a message in a universal recorder then put it in the stuffed animal to make it play the message when you hug it. Emagging the stuffed animal when there's a recorder in it turns it into a grenade. Using it after it's been ...

Jacough

Yeah this seems like a headache for admins. Hence Patti of the reason I suggested the name change when someone possesses someone. If a perfectly reasonable HoS suddenly decides to grab all the guns out of the armory and go on a rampage because he gave the body up the admins would immediately know i...

Jacough

no >people can and will abuse it to attain valids from salt in their past life >people can and will fuck up my metafriend relationships >people can and will meme as other people that had to log if anything make it optional, if your a head and have to log and don't want someone playing as your charc...

Jacough

Pretty sure was WJohnston who claimed it was just nemeing around. Goof's right about him trying to put the blame on WJohnston though. https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=8310&p=220439#p220439 I had conducted sexually suggestive, and even at times, sexually active acts with WJo...

Jacough

Make assistants start with no ID, clumsiness, and brain damage

Jacough

I'd play more and shitpost in NTR Hut less if my computer wasn't two states away

Jacough

cedarbridge wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Had ERP been re-allowed yet?
No, but the test merge found a loophole that allowed Borg on Borg action which had to be removed.

Nothing hotter than a rouge janitor borg sticking its slippery space lube dispenser in another borg's charging port

Jacough

If nothing else MMIs with angry eyebrows sound hilarious

Jacough

I know we have code for them but the problem is if its anything like goon they'll just wind up vestigial and unused 100% of the time. Why would you bother doing things double virtually when nothing you do in 'real' spaceman life matters anyhow? Biggest problem I see is that it's require a bunch of ...

Jacough

Spoiler:

> this fucking minigun

Why. What good is it doing mounted on the hood of the jeep?

Jacough

I'd you're gonna bring back parasting at least make it so the ling can't use it while stunned or slipped. Kind of shitty to have a button that's basically just a get out of trouble free card

Jacough

What is it with Oldman and massive tl;dr walls of text?

Jacough

Chick I've been seeing introduced me to this series called the 100. At first I thought it'd be some tweenage shit but God damn it's good. Marcus Kane is officially my nigga and an unkillable bad ass motherfucker

Jacough

An insanity system could actually be kind of neat and spooky. Piggy backing on that idea being in maint for prolonged periods of time could cause a sort of claustrophobia. Basically if you're in there too long you start seeing some spooky hallucinations like tunnel clowns drenched in blood wielding ...

Jacough

Alipheese wrote:Is it bad first thing I thought was oedipus?

It's ok, we all know about that little complex you've got going on

Jacough

I'm actually with Shadow on this one. If the guy had just been insubordination and shitty then yeah, firing him would have been appropriate. Firing on your commanding officer, not just with a taser but with actual bullets (I know they were just .38s but they still hurt and do damage)? You have fucke...

Jacough

Also peanut posting: I feel like it might be worth looking into the detective's general behaviour that round. Starting a shoot out with the bartender by killing Pun Pun because ??? is pretty fucking shitty. Seems like it'd be a good idea to see if he was trying to start shit with anyone else that ro...

Jacough

Why are you resisting a search where you were in the clear? IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR wew wew wew if you honestly can't see that ambushing someone straight out of arrivals and pre-emptively "random" searching them then gulagging them for saying no is jackbooted ...

Jacough

Sometimes I wish the people who make these salty ban appeals would stick around longer to cry and scream about how mean the admins are. Also has he shut down the servers yet?

Jacough

tusterman11 wrote:say goodbye to your shitty server

So did you fuck yourself or not?

Jacough

Add football uniforms too. I wanna run around the station as a space Seahawk tackling people and screaming at the ref security when they penalize me for pass interference by throwing me in the brig

Jacough

Sounds fun. And by fun I mean FUCK It's a really niche game and it requires a good deal of patience to learn. It's fucking insane how complicated the UI and shit are. You know how in games like Silent Storm you have maybe two or three stances like stand, crouch, and maybe prone? You've got all thre...

Jacough

What? Slav game? Is it a kebab removal training simulator? It's a sort of Baldur's Gate tactical RPG with an insane amount of depth to ballistics, inventory management, and damage (getting shot is really bad because like in real life since it usually entails bleeding and shock. Most enemies go down...

Jacough

Implement a Twitter system. Like the news feed but you can check it from your PDA at any time. You can also do @ different departments

> Cucked a traitor fuccboi with soap #robust #salt
> @security lmao warden check your armory #greytide

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