/tg/Station 13

Jacough

Hell Cak http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/400_rabbits/49326777/556/original.gif Basically the opposite of the Cak. Its body is loaded with toxins and its job is to force feed itself to hapless crew members, poisoning and killing them. If someone manages to restrain it long enough to put a severed head...

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Bring happiness and joy to the crew while trying to snatch that hypospray without harming anyone and preferably without being noticed. Or maybe whoo the CMO with your cake charm and convince them to give you the hypospray.

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Alipheese wrote:Why do I need a jumpsuit to store things? Spess men have assholes.

Assholes were removed when poo was removed. As for how spessmen poop without assholes

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Jacough

Tone down the battlecruiser a bit, particually the Xray turrets. Syndies are ballistic mainly, so give it heavy machine gun turrets instead, so you can have thIs Most importantly, make the powerful shuttles (Ewar, battlecruiser, Biowar) be available in War mode only, as the Ops will have the TC to ...

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According to steam charts there's only 18 people playing right now. Shame because it was a pretty fun game.

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Add a formula that causes them to split into baby fauna. Basically cute and harmless little versions of the monsters. They still have their attacks but they're completely harmless and the sprites for them are shrunk down so like the baby goliath has little baby tendrils.

Jacough

The way to make traitor a more exciting mode would be to change the rules set to emphasize creativity and telling bizarre stories rather than a dry formula of who is and isn't okay to kill immediately and silently. Such a rule set would be very difficult to write though, and would probably have too...

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>drives the target insane You mean "makes the target meta that it's shadowling and beeline for the nearest way to seek treatment/cockblock the sling". I wasn't actually thinking super prolonged audio hallucinations that'd require a trip to medbay or some shit. I was thinking more subtle s...

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There's a slight chance I might be homeless again come Friday. I'm living in an SLE and my new healthcare provider hasn't gotten around to reviewing my policy application yet. If they don't get their shit squared away by then I'm getting kicked out since I guess being here two weeks without insuranc...

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Haevacht wrote:No.

Why not?

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So we've got emergency shuttles you can buy now. How about some purchasable shuttles for nuke ops? Basically have a few different shuttles the nuke ops guy choose which either cost them TCs or give them TCs depending on their quality A few examples: - base shuttle: The basic shuttle, costs nothing. ...

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Make it more realistic by having the bus arrive late on a regular basis. Also have it sometimes spawn in with some hostile mobs, specifically drunk homeless astronauts

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Saegrimr wrote: Image

That DARE shirt pisses me off a lot more than that poster

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Haevacht wrote:Vcord's already back playing I think. He's also still been in coderbus. He's really ineffective at leaving forever.

Step one is to admit he's powerless over spessmen, that his autism has become unmanageable

Jacough

One I get my desktop over here I kind of want to see if I can find a mod that adds some classic

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ear rape for Skyrim or at least try adding it in myself

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<vcordie> fuck tgstation. the adminbus is cancer. <vcordie> I'll be back in a week or two ??? I myself might be a 90's kid, but frankly you're just stuck in the past & disconnected from real people if you can't keep up with what people actually say in society currently, It didn't exist in 'my t...

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Lumbermancer wrote:I don't think I ever finished Morrowind's main quest. Or Skyrim's for that matter.

The only one I've finished was Oblivion's.

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Jacough

non-humanoid shadow entity with some spooky powers but all around a short term gain for a long term loss to the shadowlings. Something like this could be cool. Some creepy fucking other dimensional monstrosity designed to inflict paranoia and fear. It could have an auroral around it that consumes l...

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Personally I like the idea of the murder shuttles. Seems like it'd give the captain a way to passive aggressively say "Fuck you" to the crew when they fuck everything up early on.

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It doesn't need 1,000,000 mods and complicated bullshit to play Quasi vanilla Arma 3 is still pretty good. I don't think I'll ever get tired of storming a village with 30+ battle buddies and skull fucking CSAT faggots with 7.62 rounds and occasionally getting screened at for killing a teammate who ...

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Taking damage from light seems like it'd make them too easy to counter with flares or some stupid shit like that. Also not sure if this is doable but what if instead of having x-ray and thermal they have the ability to see injured people and blood through walls and in the dark instead? Basically lik...

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I've had some great times with the shadowlings mode, especially when it comes to firefights in dark maint tunnels or stalking around maint as a shadowling looking for lone crew members to catch and convert.

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Shaps wrote:most of the shuttles are just indirect ways to get lots of people killed without actually facing any consequences

The important thing is whether or not it kills people in a hilarious way. Frankly, slamming an asteroid with rockets on it into the station sounds hilarious

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So I'm not going to have access to my desktop till March at the soonest. Could I get a quick summary of all the different buyable escape shuttles so I know what I'm missing out on?

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An alternative to the golden grub maw could be a stomach that basically turns you into a walking ore crate. Walking over ore causes you to automatically scoop it up and swallow it. Saying *vomit causes you to puke up all the ore you've eaten

Jacough

Can I play as Phuck A. Gaylord?

Phuck and Gaylord are legitimate names and the A is simply his middle initial.

Jacough

So I haven't played for however long I haven't played. What NEW and EXCITING things has our harmonious collective added to the game, or how has it otherwise changed? Edit: Also is datum antags still "when it's done"? You can order a weapon as a traitor that essentially renders your victim...

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Just pick something that at least sounds like a name. It doesn't matter if it's a pin about anal sex or a real person's name or what-have-you. Just don't name yourself something retarded like xxxFuckSchool666xxx. It's retarded and makes you valid tbh. Pretty much. I've been playing as Kreyvn Morhed...

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I'm gonna go ahead and use this thread to be That Faggot and rant about eswords. Some of the best rounds I've had as a detective were rounds where I was basically playing cat and mouse with sneaky traitors. Doing detective type shit like taking fingerprints, tracking blood trails, interviewing witne...

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timbrewolf more like tinderwolf

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As far as late joining sec officers being under equipped goes something like having late joining officers start with most of their equipment like a taser, baton, and a pair of zip ties in their backpack. Might even discourage people from opening up dozens of security slots for the sake of griefing s...

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Kor's working on an outpost for learning various skills IIRC. Something like that for engineering and atmos could be cool. Basically the derelict with everything you need to set up an atmos system and habitable areas along with room to expand.

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Targeting someone's groin with harm intent while fighting unarmed should give your attacks a small chance of being a swift kick to the genitals, causing them to double over in pain. Doing it on someone wearing a hardsuit, space suit, or riot armor just hurts your leg however

Jacough

Give miners a trebuchet for launching gibtonite. Loading people or small animals on it is not recommended as the results can be... messy

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Sounds like something people should be banned for.

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Make it so that if a wizard jaunts and steps on a role that's been blessed with holy water it knocks him down and stuns him for a considerable amount of time. Laugh maniacally as the chaplain when the magic missile/ei nath/jaunt wizard tries to jaunt away after gibbing half of security only to be kn...

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I'm gonna be honest, when I opened this thread I was expecting something about phones with red dot sights, foregrips, and tac lights attached to them

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Limey wrote:I wanna be part of this exclusive club. where does the initiation ritual take place and does it involve candle wax?

You have to duct tape your balls to your asshole and post a video of you running through town naked in NTR Hut

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We actually do use metacomms a lot in the discord

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Personally I like the sound of it. Tricking a bunch of ash liggers into chasing you down a long one tile wide tunnel as a miner only for them all to fall down in a huge pile as you drop some glass just sounds hilarious. Especial if you leave a huge pile of broken glass somewhere that they have to sl...

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Breaking doors with spears doesn't even make sense. You're hitting a thick metal door with a piece of glass tied to the end. If anything the glass should break off the spear

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What's the difference between kosher and nonkosher weed?

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Expecting someone to clone/cryo a guy who's being a cunt is just stupid. Very rarely are they just going to drop it and get on with their lives. No, they'll just use it as an excuse to try to kill you and probably see to it you don't get cloned

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Permabanning someone who has played here for three and a half years and 824 rounds with only a single warning and no bans because he made an unfunny joke in OOC and some bad posts on the forums does not seem like a proportionate response. Rule 0 for annoying an admin is a slippery slope. I also rea...

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I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas and he linked me to this

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Jacough

peacekeeper still needs a chainsaw emag module tbh A chainsaw module would have been a lot more fitting if we'd gone with the original sprite set someone made for it where it looked more like some kind of stuffed animal with a goofy smile rather than an actual borg. Looking back at that previous th...

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Why did I read this thread title as Premature ejactulation from cloning?

Jacough

Hey I'm Demonfiren, I'm a scalie. The only thing I'm capable of talking about is being a scalie. Did I mention that I'm a scalie? I love talking about cloacas being a scalie and all.
Did I mention I'm a scalie? Because I'm a scalie.

Seriously though Demon, it's getting old.

Jacough

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits

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I'd settle for one that can be fired at lavalands. Nuke filthy ash liggers' homes from orbit

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